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Here's my review.  And for the lurking Aggies, I am not a longhorn fan, nor am I bitter.

Top of the Bonfire and Top of the League!

Aggie on top like it should be! But four stars because the color is Maroon, NOT red and you don't have XXL ladies cut. Girlfriend says mens cut isn't as flattering and ewe got to keep the lady happy.

10 hours ago, deft said:

Didn’t he already play in the sec?

Yes, and aggy was so shitty and uncompetitive that he left. 

That is an unhealthy amount of whooping. They may need to see a doctor and get their prostates checked 
I think it's the sheep that needs their prostates checked.
6 hours ago, Cameltoe said:

Aggy sucks at basketball this year.

Dats cuz we’z a futboll skuul ya dam sip!! Jimbo! SEC! 

Those troll reviews has me in stitches [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Some aggy came in to announce it was surly posters doing the reviews.

That's a little over-dramatic...even for Brazosboiz

Edited by slorch

12 hours ago, Whatever said:

Oh noes! They're on to us!a3a7d173cd58695082c6998358e167fb.jpg

If I left a troll review on that site it would have looked like that actually

Denied my five star review, after I posted " it would be perfect to wear to the clan rally, I mean yell practice"".

 

 

8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Put it on the wall 

They have a nice trophy case for all their Gator Bowl victories. 

7 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Put it on the wall 

remember that time we beat the greatest college football team of all time, with one of the greatest CFB players of all time,...oh never mind can't compare to this gator bowl.  

talk about wanting so bad to move up from the kids table. pathetic.

Some aggy came in to announce it was surly posters doing the reviews.
No aggy would type "Longhorns".
28 minutes ago, SunUvAbitchMarcos said:

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He's like "damn man, they misspelled SEC in the 2018

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Dey givin them shirts to winos already?

They have a nice trophy case for all their Gator Bowl victories. 
If they can find the room for it in their Hall of Air.

Finally, a t-shirt they can keep. A lot of kids in third-world countries won't have any new clothes to wear.

6 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Those troll reviews has me in stitches 😂😂😂

Submitted. Let's see if it goes live.

19 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Sounds like the TE is declaring

Already did.

15 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

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I guess logs can't fall if they aren't standing...  how do wheels work again?

That design, stacked that high, is an even bigger disaster in the making. "gotta be bigger than last years. Stack it higher"...    here in about 15 yrs the crowd is going to get trucked by wave of rolling-flaming logs.

Put it on the wall!

On 12/29/2018 at 10:37 PM, TexasMan said:

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the funniest part of their strength of schedule is that when they set the home/home with Clemson, they were already scheduled to play Oregon. But Oregon made the playoffs and Clemson was averaging 7-8 wins a year so they dropped Oregon for Clemson.

You aggy cunts were trying to avoid any "strength of schedule".

You taking about high school playoffs? Surely there’s no one that had schedule room for now, back when the playoffs began.

8 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Those troll reviews has me in stitches 😂😂😂

They’ll let anyone leave a review or rate a review helpful.  This is gold.  😂😭

36 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

the funniest part of their strength of schedule is that when they set the home/home with Clemson, they were already scheduled to play Oregon. But Oregon made the playoffs and Clemson was averaging 7-8 wins a year so they dropped Oregon for Clemson.

You aggy cunts were trying to avoid any "strength of schedule"

Current SOS Ranking

TAMU - 4

Horn- 18

2018 record 

TAMU - 9-4

Horn - 9-5 

Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking

TAMU >> horn

1980 to 2018 

TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns

Libhorns -16 wins over their betters

This is the future, accept it.

Edited by Runs with booze

I always chuckled when you Gomers said the worm has turned. I think I’ve read that every year for 20 years.

So the future is them losing at least 4 games a year? Sounds like the past as well.

7 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

I always chuckled when you Gomers said the worm has turned. I think I’ve read that every year for 20 years.

Next year is our year as they win absolutely nothing. 

12 minutes ago, Runs with booze said:

Current SOS Ranking

TAMU - 4

Horn- 18

2018 record 

TAMU - 9-4

Horn - 9-5 

Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking

TAMU >> horn

1980 to 2018 

TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns

Libhorns -16 wins over their betters

This is the future, accept it.

If we are hand picking stats how bout this one:

 

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