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Texags is now calling for Weigman to start and to bench Michael Hawkins. 

I mean Marcel Reed.

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1 minute ago, ajax said:

Texags is now calling for Weigman to start and to bench Michael Hawkins. 

I mean Marcel Reed.

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1 hour ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

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The farmer fanbase has to be so angry that they extended the annual roller coaster ride into November this year. Some heads will roll for getting their hopes up much longer than usual.

26 minutes ago, ajax said:

Texags is now calling for Weigman to start and to bench Michael Hawkins. 

I mean Marcel Reed.

 

yeah, that aggie D couldn’t tackle a blocking dummy tonight 

 

also ….

 

56 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Moss injury:

 

Willingly chose to play for this garbage school and IQ challenged fanbase. Deal with the injury and 200 story drop down the roller coaster when you get back to Dead Dog Station.

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12 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'd still fuck her 

Indeed.  But omg shut up.  STOP TALKING.

On a side note, I would like to lick Molly McGrath in inappropriate places. 

8 minutes ago, TOR said:

On a side note, I would like to lick Molly McGrath in inappropriate places. 

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31 minutes ago, TOR said:

Indeed.  But omg shut up.  STOP TALKING.

If she just put duct tape on her mouth after a bj, the world and sex would be better off for the planet. 

C wut i did there

+1

1 hour ago, TOR said:

On a side note, I would like to lick Molly McGrath in inappropriate places. 

You posted this?

 

 

 

"On a side note, I would like to lick Molly McGrath in inappropriate places. "

What? Are you giving up on your mom?

19 hours ago, nnm said:

Weigman’s still listed as QB1 on the depth chart. Because, you know, he IS that guy (I can’t find the Liucci tweet). But I’ll bet Beamer is better prepared for Reed than Kelly was. LSU’s inability to adjust to Reed was inexplicable and inexcusable. 

Gimme back my shoe

 

As soon as aggy beats 2-7 New Mexico Aggy (St), they will be back on their feet thumping chests talking playoffs SEC Championship

4 minutes ago, Victorious1 said:

As soon as aggy beats 2-7 New Mexico Aggy (St), they will be back on their feet thumping chests talking playoffs SEC Championship

Hey bruh, don't under estimate that win. When the best 7-2 team in history beats the best 2-7 team in the nation it's nothing to scoff about. They're very underrated aggie squads. 

-DumbfuckonTexags

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8 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

SOMEBODY POST THE EMERGENCY LOOCH PIC 

 

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Gimme back my shoe

 

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WHY TF am I seeing a bunch of “refs were out to get us all night snd that’s just too much to overcome all 60 minutes” BS from Aggy?!?

like did they not know gene notice that they were holding all night and didn’t get called once? 

7 minutes ago, Drew said:

WHY TF am I seeing a bunch of “refs were out to get us all night snd that’s just too much to overcome all 60 minutes” BS from Aggy?!?

like did they not know gene notice that they were holding all night and didn’t get called once? 

Not to mention the multiple personal fouls. Turner is a criminal. 

14 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Why would a lesser percentage of women have rings than men? Women have been outpacing men in graduation rates for over a decade now.

Educated women tend to know better than to associate with aggy men.

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

yeah, that aggie D couldn’t tackle a blocking dummy tonight 

 

also ….

 

Put a nail in the coffin of their play-off hopes at 9-3? or make them 8T4?

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9 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

The farmer fanbase has to be so angry that they extended the annual roller coaster ride into November this year. Some heads will roll for getting their hopes up much longer than usual.

dudes

2024 is a LEAP YEAR

this loss is the fault of pope gregory xiii

11 hours ago, alincoln said:

I enjoyed that immensely 

i behaved like a vindictive vengeful child on that last touchdown and enjoyed it immensely

like a great hate-fuck back in the day

9 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Willingly chose to play for this garbage school and IQ challenged fanbase. Deal with the injury and 200 story drop down the roller coaster when you get back to Dead Dog Station.

and not even a cheap shot - shoulder pad lowered and vectored 2 feet above his knee - no helmet - above the waist - to get him the fuck out of bounds

can't wait for the wailing and lamentation about the "cheap shot" from their arch rivals

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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pat is in a real fix today

zero fucks given where he slots us, but the tortured logic to keep aggy above #7 and ahead of us is going to be a sight to behold

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South Carolina traps Texas A&M

Week 9 ended with Texas A&M establishing itself as a front-runner to make the SEC title game. Week 10 ended with the Aggies pancaked against a brick wall named LaNorris Sellers.

The Aggies defense got to Sellers often, but routinely bounced off the South Carolina QB like a toddler running into a blimp, and the Gamecocks turned those frustrations into a chorus of big plays. South Carolina didn't allow a sack, ran for 286 yards -- including 106 from Sellers -- and ran away with a 44-20 win.

Marcel Reed, who torched LSU last week with his legs, rushed for just 46 yards in the game, and the defense surrendered 530 yards to the Gamecocks -- 101 more than it had allowed in a game all year.

The result left Aggies fans stunned, trying desperately to figure out how this was Jimbo Fisher's fault, while Shane Beamer now has the Gamecocks at 5-3 and all but assured a bowl bid with FCS Wofford still on the slate.

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Aggies can suck it but I hate to see a player go down with an injury like Moss did.  

33 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

These cucklefucks will lose to Auburn. Bank on it.

throw out the 1911 and 1986 gomer wins in dallas and it's 6-6 since aggy divorced us, with each team 2-4 home/away

HOWEVER the home team has won the last 3

Aggies can suck it but I hate to see a player go down with an injury like Moss did.  

Shit happens.
32 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Aggies can suck it but I hate to see a player go down with an injury like Moss did.  

He was walking without crutches when he came back out. Don’t think he’d be doing that with a significant knee injury. 

On 10/30/2024 at 4:15 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

As 56,679 packed Kyle Field — it was half the size it is now — things didn’t go well for the Horns. A&M linebacker Ed Simonini was all over the place and UT quarterback Marty Akins aggravated a knee injury. The Aggies keyed on Texas star running back Earl Campbell and celebrated a 20-10 win that gave them a clear path to a Southwest Conference title, a Cotton Bowl appearance and a chance for the program’s first national title since 1939. All they needed was a win at No. 18 Arkansas.

Didn’t happen.

The Razorbacks rolled 31-6 and created a three-way tie with Texas and A&M for the conference title. The Aggies ended up in the Liberty Bowl where they lost 20-0 to USC in what was Trojans coach John McKay’s final game.

Whole bunch of words to say they aggyd it up. Turdition. 

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There was a play late in the game, a run down the middle by SCar, nothing too fancy, just a dive to burn clock, no dancing in the backfield no big holes to run through, just a 7 yard run that still had 3-4 missed tackles, I had never seen anything like it, like the A&M defense collectively had a lobotomy on the part of the brain that knew how to tackle.

6 minutes ago, linux said:

There was a play late in the game, a run down the middle by SCar, nothing too fancy, just a dive to burn clock, no dancing in the backfield no big holes to run through, just a 7 yard run that still had 3-4 missed tackles, I had never seen anything like it, like the A&M defense collectively had a lobotomy on the part of the brain that knew how to tackle.

late mack 0u games

OLE!

1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

These cucklefucks will lose to Auburn. Bank on it.

I would love to see it, but I really doubt it.

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/gamedayfinal110224/college-football-week-10-highlights-top-plays-games-takeaways-2024

South Carolina traps Texas A&M

Week 9 ended with Texas A&M establishing itself as a front-runner to make the SEC title game. Week 10 ended with the Aggies pancaked against a brick wall named LaNorris Sellers.

The Aggies defense got to Sellers often, but routinely bounced off the South Carolina QB like a toddler running into a blimp, and the Gamecocks turned those frustrations into a chorus of big plays. South Carolina didn't allow a sack, ran for 286 yards -- including 106 from Sellers -- and ran away with a 44-20 win.

Marcel Reed, who torched LSU last week with his legs, rushed for just 46 yards in the game, and the defense surrendered 530 yards to the Gamecocks -- 101 more than it had allowed in a game all year.

The result left Aggies fans stunned, trying desperately to figure out how this was Jimbo Fisher's fault, while Shane Beamer now has the Gamecocks at 5-3 and all but assured a bowl bid with FCS Wofford still on the slate.

It wasn’t a trap. A&M has done nothing to indicate they’re a great team. They have beaten no one of consequence. South Carolina is a better team. Period. 

10 hours ago, TOR said:

On a side note, I would like to lick Molly McGrath in inappropriate places. 

Like a church nursery?

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