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2 hours ago, deft said:


I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This pussy rambles like someone who took his first adderall. As long as he's had these rants, shows his body still can't handle it - like a hyper 12 yr old. Fucker probably still drinks monster energy and cokes (cola) while playing computer games every night. Hope he offs himself before hurting someone, though he'd prolly  be the dude to have a murder/suicide - with his lizard. 

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On 4/13/2020 at 8:40 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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When y’all chilling watching Netflix and her shirt raise up a lil bit

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No. Fuck you.

 

 

Edit: I’m allergic to listeria so bb is out and I still can get creamy creations, win win

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

When y’all chilling watching Netflix and her shirt raise up a lil bit

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wtf is this

50 minutes ago, futureman said:

chili, whataburger, and pecan pie.  easy. 

This is the correct answer.

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Easy: chili, CFS, Whataburger.

Oh, shit.  I didn't see that margarita.  Damn, what now?

What's the bottom middle one?  

6 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Easy: chili, CFS, Whataburger.

This is the only correct answer.

If I don’t pick the margarita can I not have any other alcohol?

pecan pie > cfs 

Did you choose futureman as your name because you haven’t transitioned from a woman yet? WTF. No man or Texan does not choose CFS.
30 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Did you choose futureman as your name because you haven’t transitioned from a woman yet? WTF. No man or Texan does not choose CFS.

everything about this is wrong.  cfs is the state dish of oklahoma and pecan pie is the state dessert of texas.  and the pecan tree is our state tree.  and then of course the fact that pecan pie is simply much better than cfs.  

perhaps you’d feel more at home in norman. 

9 hours ago, futureman said:

pecan pie > cfs 

...are you like a big, fat person?

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

...are you like a big, fat person?

“cfs” stands for chicken fried steak. 

24 minutes ago, futureman said:

“cfs” stands for chicken fried steak. 

Well yes, I knew it wasn't some pharmacy...NOW, ANSWER THE DAMNED QUESTION...ARE YOU A BIG FAT PERSON? lulz

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

Well yes, I knew it wasn't some pharmacy...NOW, ANSWER THE DAMNED QUESTION...ARE YOU A BIG FAT PERSON? lulz

no, I’m a perfect genetic specimen, desired by women everywhere.  but I’m still trying to get my head around your question.  if I prefer chicken fried steak to pecan pie that means I’m not a fat person?

39 minutes ago, futureman said:

no, I’m a perfect genetic specimen, desired by women everywhere.  but I’m still trying to get my head around your question.  if I prefer chicken fried steak to pecan pie that means I’m not a fat person?

It means I'm still drunk/hungover?  What was your question again?

1 hour ago, futureman said:

no, I’m a perfect genetic specimen, desired by women everywhere.  but I’m still trying to get my head around your question.  if I prefer chicken fried steak to pecan pie that means I’m not a fat person?

No, you're just a big fat person that prefers chicken fried steak to pecan pie

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