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20 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I hope you choke on an oatmeal raisin cookie that for some stupid reason you thought was the world's only oatmeal chocolate chip cookie. 

THEY DON'T HAVE LABELS.  SOMETIMES IT'S JUST A PLATE OF COOKIES.  YOU INNOCENTLY PICK ONE UP AND SAY "OH, WOW, THIS LOOKS LIKE A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.  YOU EXPERIENCE HAPPINESS, ALMOST EUPHORIA AS YOU LIFT THE COOKIE TO YOUR MOUTH.  YOU BITE INTO THIS UNLABELED IMPOSTER AND EVERYTHING IS FINE FOR A MOMENT.  THEN YOU REALIZE . . . SOMETHING'S WRONG.  THERE'S NO SWEET TASTE OF CHOCOLATE, ONLY THE SQUISHINESS OF  . . . FUCKING RAISINS.  

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9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

THEY DON'T HAVE LABELS.  SOMETIMES IT'S JUST A PLATE OF COOKIES.  YOU INNOCENTLY PICK ONE UP AND SAY "OH, WOW, THIS LOOKS LIKE A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.  YOU EXPERIENCE HAPPINESS, ALMOST EUPHORIA AS YOU LIFT THE COOKIE TO YOUR MOUTH.  YOU BITE INTO THIS UNLABELED IMPOSTER AND EVERYTHING IS FINE FOR A MOMENT.  THEN YOU REALIZE . . . SOMETHING'S WRONG.  THERE'S NO SWEET TASTE OF CHOCOLATE, ONLY THE SQUISHINESS OF  . . . FUCKING RAISINS.  

So let me get this straight - you propose to exile the delicious Oatmeal Raisin Cookie because you can't visually distinguish it from Chocolate Chip Cookies? 

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12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

THEY DON'T HAVE LABELS.  SOMETIMES IT'S JUST A PLATE OF COOKIES.  YOU INNOCENTLY PICK ONE UP AND SAY "OH, WOW, THIS LOOKS LIKE A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.  YOU EXPERIENCE HAPPINESS, ALMOST EUPHORIA AS YOU LIFT THE COOKIE TO YOUR MOUTH.  YOU BITE INTO THIS UNLABELED IMPOSTER AND EVERYTHING IS FINE FOR A MOMENT.  THEN YOU REALIZE . . . SOMETHING'S WRONG.  THERE'S NO SWEET TASTE OF CHOCOLATE, ONLY THE SQUISHINESS OF  . . . FUCKING RAISINS.  

Maybe you should consider glasses if you can't tell a raisin from a chocolate chip

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Try the oatmeal raisin from tiffs treats, they’ll change your opinion. 

Yes, they are among the best oatmeal raisin cookies.

So what? That’s like bragging about serving the best shit sandwich because it’s on fresh toasted sourdough….it’s still a shit sandwich.

Oatmeal raisin cookies are a lie, and a sin, and the work of Satan himself.
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1 hour ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

He’s an asshole. The real story is that fucked up door. I can’t help but notice the difference in the gap along the bottom of the door. 3” gap on the hinge side, guessing 1/2” on the jam side. How the fuck does that fucker even close?

I think that is an optical illusion because the door might not be fully closed

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"It looks like some post-apocalyptic housing center for survivors that still want some normalcy but can't go outside," writes commenter @terrytoro. User @luckystar0515 adds, "Looks like a place you go in but you never come back out."

Why are there indoor balconies?

In another TikTok video, @rayyy.of_sunshine offers this possible explanation for the bizarre design choice: "Apparently there are balconies because some rooms literally don't have windows and apparently, that doesn't meet fire code. But if they have a balcony, then it's fine because if there's a fire, then they can jump from the balcony."

So, in addition to the indoor balconies that look out over the hallway, some of the rooms also don't have windows. No, thank you.

What does the inside of the unit look like?

In yet another video, @rayyy.of_sunshine gives her followers a tour of one of the units. But first, she explains that she does not live in this building — instead, she's temporarily living there with a roommate while they wait to move into another apartment.

 

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10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


You’re not an OG. That’s about 2 generations late.

Had a Sears Pong console hooked up to a Curtis Mathes TV like this.

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This picture is made even more epic by the Lincoln Towncar in the reflection.  I thought all cars that had "doors" on the headlights were the coolest things ever. 

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