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mlb should have a hiring freeze during the playoffs 

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3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m scared. I’m always scared in the early round, just because I know we are better but randomness is just such a motherfucker. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

we make choices and we must live with our choices.

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I haven’t thought about the playoffs for a week

I don’t buy it for a second. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

 

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I’ve already told my boss I don’t know shit about fuck today and to leave me alone. 

31 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

I’ve already told my boss I don’t know shit about fuck today and to leave me alone. 

Yessir.  I put myself on a 7-2 work schedule today.

 

It's funny how people continue to criticize the Astros for the "cheating" scandal yet they want everybody in our organization. 

 

“Ex-Astro cheater, Joe Musgrove, was taught to cheat by the cheatingest organization in the history of cheating. If the Padres beat the Dodgers, it will be invalid because of those cheating Astros   “

3 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

I’ve already told my boss I don’t know shit about fuck today and to leave me alone. 

You should've told your boss you're going to the game, like me.

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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16 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m scared. I’m always scared in the early round, just because I know we are better but randomness is just such a motherfucker. 

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The only change I might make to that roster would be Martinez instead of one of Garcia/Urquidy. 

Edited by TonyTexas

Roster looks good. Exactly as I expected it would be.  I would have left Dubon off the roster as well just so Dusty had no chance to fuck with it at all and put him in there, but I suppose a note from the owner that said he would be summarily fired if Dubon sets foot on the field absent him being the absolute last person possible to play would also be sufficient.  

Just now, TonyTexas said:

The only change I might make to that roster would be Martinez instead of one of Garcia/Urquidy. 

I get where you are coming from on that, and I wouldn't say you are wrong, but Garcia and Urquidy both give you a little more length.  At any rate, neither Martinez nor Garcia/Urquidy are going to be pitching in any scenario where the Astros aren't way ahead or way behind, so it's probably quibbling about nothing of any real importance. 

I would have maybe had Martinez over one of Garcia, Urquidy or Dubon but it’s mostly as expected. Martinez just knows his role and has been damn good. 
Alright boys, let’s saddle up and #LevelUp!

and please sweet 10 lb baby Jesus let Gurriel find one more 15 game or so hot streak, Maldonado hit like the last couple months and Mancini hit like his first two weeks here! 🤘🏻

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I get where you are coming from on that, and I wouldn't say you are wrong, but Garcia and Urquidy both give you a little more length.  At any rate, neither Martinez nor Garcia/Urquidy are going to be pitching in any scenario where the Astros aren't way ahead or way behind, so it's probably quibbling about nothing of any real importance. 

I said the same thing about having Martinez and as I was writing it I was thinking he isn’t going to pitch in one inning leverage spots probably and wouldn’t be long role either so I guess Garcia or Urquidy make sense.

Jump on these guys early, get to the bullpen. These guys are dangerous and on a hell of a hot streak 

11 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The only change I might make to that roster would be Martinez instead of one of Garcia/Urquidy. 

Martinez makes every other playoff roster. 

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

I said the same thing about having Martinez and as I was writing it I was thinking he isn’t going to pitch in one inning leverage spots probably and wouldn’t be long role either so I guess Garcia or Urquidy make sense.

He's been really good against RHB.  If Toronto would have won you might have seen him on the roster and you might actually see him pitch to some of their better pockets of RHB in the 4th or 5th inning if the game happened to play out that way.  

21 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

MARINERS ALDS 26-MAN ROSTER  PITCHERS: MATTHEW BOYD MATT BRASH DIEGO CASTILLO LUIS CASTILLO MATT FESTA LOGAN GILBERT GEORGE KIRBY ANDRÉS MUÑOZ PENN MURFEE ROBBIE RAY PAUL SEWALD ERIK SWANSON  INFIELDERS J.P. CRAWFORD TY FRANCE ADAM FRAZIER DYLAN MOORE CARLOS SANTANA EUGENIO SUÁREZ ABRAHAM TORO  OUTFIELDERS MITCH HANIGER JARRED KELENIC JULIO RODRIGUEZ TAYLOR TRAMMELL  CATCHERS CURT CASALI CAL RALEIGH LUIS TORRENS  TAXI SQUAD BRENNAN BERNARDINO CHRIS FLEXEN MARCO GONZALES CADE MARLOWE
 

where the fuck is toro?

oh, there he is.

Damn, shocked to see mancini in the line up. Hope he proves me wrong but he’s an auto out. I’d rather see Hensley out there 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Pena's batting second, so the rest of the order doesn't matter.

 

Hope Mancini figured something out during the 5 days off.

Said it before, but Bregman is gonna fuck in this postseason.

And I have a strange feeling that we're gonna get a nice contribution from Mancini.  Maybe a ribbie or two today, or a big pinch hit at some point.

Mancini can redeem himself, the first time they throw at Alvarez, he can come out of the dugout swinging 

Biggest game of the year boys, see yall downtown in a few.

 

Let's fucking go!

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Dumbass:

 

 

Takes the decision out of Dusty's hands, at least.

Wtf hahah

Maton would be on every playoff roster too

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