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Stanek not fucking around. Fuck you, Gallo. 

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Dusty is a great guy but damn sometimes it just seems like he has no awareness . . I get it you want to trust your players but damn maybe be a manager instead of their best friend 

Yeah.  Give Stanek the closer job.  He’s got the stuff and the attitude this year. 

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Terrible fucking call. The call on the field should be 100% irrelevant to a replay, it should be looked at objectively.

Helo is the Methodist Hospital of dipshittery:

"I'm not just practicing idiocy, I'm leading it."

I liked our bullpen much better when it was Stanek/Neris/Montero and Pressly was on the IL.

I'm still in the Pressly fanclub. The only other closer I would try is Montero.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Yeah.  Give Stanek the closer job.  He’s got the stuff and the attitude this year. 

Nope. He walks too many batters. He's a great 7th inning guy.

3 batter minimum rule.
Fake getting something in your eye and leave the game.

I don’t get why people are faulting Dusty here.    That’s all Pressly.  Pressly had given it all up before Dusty had a chance to do anything.  

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t get why people are faulting Dusty here.    That’s all Pressly.  Pressly had given it all up before Dusty had a chance to do anything.  

 

dusty told him to throw a lot of balls !!!!

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t get why people are faulting Dusty here.    That’s all Pressly.  Pressly had given it all up before Dusty had a chance to do anything.  

agree 100%

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t get why people are faulting Dusty here.    That’s all Pressly.  Pressly had given it all up before Dusty had a chance to do anything.  

Only because this tends to happen a lot with this team!!! After awhile know your personnel . . 

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I don’t get why people are faulting Dusty here.    That’s all Pressly.  Pressly had given it all up before Dusty had a chance to do anything.  

Pressly hasn't been solid all season, there has been amble evidence that he shouldn't be the closer. Even when he was getting saves, he was having to pitch out of his own jams. It was only a matter of time before a team got to him.

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

We’re gonna lose it here huh??

Yup

Fuck you Dusty. Why did you fucking pitch to him you stupid mother fucker? This is why the dude never wins in October, his situational awareness is abysmal.

Edited by HtownHorn

Dusty needs to announce that Pressley is no longer the closer. 

... aannnd that's why you bunt 2 runners over late in a game with a 3 run lead.

Just now, wood said:

... aannnd that's why you bunt 2 runners over late in a game with a 3 run lead.

It's not happening, go watch college baseball

Id be ok giving Pressly his outright release right now 

We should have scored more runs. Plenty of chances to do so. But when you get to bottom 9 up by three, if you can't count on your closer...you don't have one. And at the moment, we don't. That's up to management to fix, and right away. 

Edited by Gut Wagon

Gah damnit! I scared my dog away with loud noises. Thanks Pressely. 

Just now, wood said:

... aannnd that's why you bunt 2 runners over late in a game with a 3 run lead.

Unless it's a 5+ run lead or 2 outs, Maldonado should be bunting with runners on base, it's beyond stupid to let him swing away.

Just now, Focht Up said:

Id be ok giving Pressly his outright release right now 

Never happening, he has 2 years left

Gave up 4 in B9.

Not a gut punch.  It's getting punched in the pussy--specifically Pressly's snatch.

When he was nearly sideways on the ground after his first pitch, I knew his pussy was swollen,

Edited by Shaggy3.0

3 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Id be ok giving Pressly his outright release right now 

Go away newbie. We don’t need any more idiots in this thread. That’s already covered. 

Edited by TonyTexas

Three walks in the 9th

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

:)

You posting more in this thread than the Yankees thread shows how much you care about the Astros.

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

It's not happening, go watch college baseball

Are you regarded? I know it's not happening, but analytics shouldn't rule with an iron fist when the situation screams for the bunt. It's stupid to ignore the situation.  So like I said...that's why you bunt there. 

3 minutes ago, wood said:

Are you regarded? I know it's not happening, but analytics shouldn't rule with an iron fist when the situation screams for the bunt. It's stupid to ignore the situation.  So like I said...that's why you bunt there. 

Like I said go watch college baseball

Just now, rvm96 said:

Like I said go watch college baseball

WTF? So I guess you are regarded. You'd have to be to argue against the bunt in that situation. Go fuck yourself.

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