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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This


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3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Lol. I’m pretty sure twin peaks was a 90s show for teen girls. Not surprising to see people on this board talking about it 

 

you must hang out with some seriously fucked up teen girls

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8 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

I don’t understand the Heather Graham love around here. Let’s get back to Kate Beckinsale.  

Some of us like Made in the USA, you commie bastard

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15 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

I don’t understand the Heather Graham love around here. Let’s get back to Kate Beckinsale.  

Heather Graham was around a lot in in Swingers era LA. Her ass is incredible.

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3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Derrek Cooper no longer committing July 12.

I'm not saying we're getting the kid, but he was decked out in Texas gear at a camp recently, so there's definitely conversing between Texas and Cooper. 

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7 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm not saying we're getting the kid, but he was decked out in Texas gear at a camp recently, so there's definitely conversing between Texas and Cooper. 

Or trying to up his Miami offer…

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9 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm not saying we're getting the kid, but he was decked out in Texas gear at a camp recently, so there's definitely conversing between Texas and Cooper. 

Man, I hadn't seen you post in a while and was worried.  Your nuanced yet clear takes on all things Texas football is what turned me from lurker to full fledged BMD of the $treefiddy variety.  I'm glad you didn't get tangled up in a DEA takedown like I thought.  You coming back only reinforces the reality that we getting eeeeryfuckinbody!

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49 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Heather Graham was around a lot in in Swingers era LA. Her ass is incredible.

Not in the picture I saw posted earlier. She’s meh. 

 

59 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Some of us like Made in the USA, you commie bastard

Then give me Jessica Biel. I could walk into the Target in Lakeway on a random Tuesday afternoon and find six women hotter than Heather Graham. Heather Graham looks like the picture on the warning label on the Accutane medication package telling you what your kid might look like if you take Accutane while pregnant. I’ll pass.  

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Every straight man has one specific actress where he just cannot understand what other people find so appealing. For you it's Heather Graham. For me it's Rosario Dawson. Either way, not terribly related to recruiting.

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26 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

 I could walk into the Target in Lakeway on a random Tuesday afternoon and find six women hotter than Heather Graham. 

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Every straight man has one specific actress where he just cannot understand what other people find so appealing. For you it's Heather Graham. For me it's Rosario Dawson. Either way, not terribly related to recruiting.

I tried to take it back to Kate and was called a commie. I tried. 

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1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

Not in the picture I saw posted earlier. She’s meh. 

 

Then give me Jessica Biel. I could walk into the Target in Lakeway on a random Tuesday afternoon and find six women hotter than Heather Graham. Heather Graham looks like the picture on the warning label on the Accutane medication package telling you what your kid might look like if you take Accutane while pregnant. I’ll pass.  

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1 hour ago, Boko Bevo said:

Man, I hadn't seen you post in a while and was worried.  Your nuanced yet clear takes on all things Texas football is what turned me from lurker to full fledged BMD of the $treefiddy variety.  I'm glad you didn't get tangled up in a DEA takedown like I thought.  You coming back only reinforces the reality that we getting eeeeryfuckinbody!

We back, baaaaaaaby!

DEA can't catch up to me. I go through too many names. 

I had to take some time off because, weirdly, it was taking a toll on my mental health. Texas football will do that to a man lol 

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Or trying to up his Miami offer…

Very, very true. Even a miniscule chance is better than no chance. He would be suited better in our system, and if he can't see Cristobal is a loser as a HC, then I don't know what anyone can say to the kid. Cristobal will be gone in 2 season max. 

He went from being competitive in a better conference to being a Larry Coker without a ring at Miami. 

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1 hour ago, Boko Bevo said:

Man, I hadn't seen you post in a while and was worried.  Your nuanced yet clear takes on all things Texas football is what turned me from lurker to full fledged BMD of the $treefiddy variety.  I'm glad you didn't get tangled up in a DEA takedown like I thought.  You coming back only reinforces the reality that we getting eeeeryfuckinbody!

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1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

This is not an ass. It’s two pancakes separated by black licorice. 

She is 54 in that picture. I think her ass has held up pretty good. 

56 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Every straight man has one specific actress where he just cannot understand what other people find so appealing. For you it's Heather Graham. For me it's Rosario Dawson. Either way, not terribly related to recruiting.

Susan Sarandon. Even her prime, I just cannot see what people are talking about. Nice tits though. 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Every straight man has one specific actress where he just cannot understand what other people find so appealing. For you it's Heather Graham. For me it's Rosario Dawson. Either way, not terribly related to recruiting.

Mine was Bea Arthur

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19 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:She is 54 in that picture. I think her ass has held up pretty good. 

Susan Sarandon. Even her prime, I just cannot see what people are talking about. Nice tits though. 

Nice tits and she seemed attainable which added some to the appeal.

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2 hours ago, Boko Bevo said:

Man, I hadn't seen you post in a while and was worried.  Your nuanced yet clear takes on all things Texas football is what turned me from lurker to full fledged BMD of the $treefiddy variety.  I'm glad you didn't get tangled up in a DEA takedown like I thought.  You coming back only reinforces the reality that we getting eeeeryfuckinbody!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

Not in the picture I saw posted earlier. She’s meh. 

 

Then give me Jessica Biel. I could walk into the Target in Lakeway on a random Tuesday afternoon and find six women hotter than Heather Graham. Heather Graham looks like the picture on the warning label on the Accutane medication package telling you what your kid might look like if you take Accutane while pregnant. I’ll pass.  

This is so over the top that I’m almost forced to believe it. Then I think about all of you pear-shaped people I’ve seen at the tailgates over the years and remember that Chili dog would be all over Heather Graham like white on rice if he had the chance. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Every straight man has one specific actress where he just cannot understand what other people find so appealing. For you it's Heather Graham. For me it's Rosario Dawson. Either way, not terribly related to recruiting.

Emma Stone. Anna Kendrick. 

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Alright everyone, let's all just calm down and not say anything that we'll regret. 

I can say with absolute certainty that most of the women I hooked up with were hotter than her, including the one I wake up with these days. Also, her legs and knees are borderline disturbing.  

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11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

This is so over the top that I’m almost forced to believe it. Then I think about all of you pear-shaped people I’ve seen at the tailgates over the years and remember that Chili dog would be all over Heather Graham like white on rice if he had the chance. 

Emma Stone. Anna Kendrick. 

When I’m gone when I’m gooooone

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14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I can say with absolute certainty that most of the women I hooked up with were hotter than her, including the one I wake up with these days. Also, her legs and knees are borderline disturbing.  

Knees are the new thumbs.

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4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Knees are the new thumbs.

I worked with a woman for 6 years who was very hot in just about every way - great figure, face, hair, style, brains, attitude, you name it. Also, she had toe-thumbs. It was a distraction once you noticed it to the point of affecting how you viewed her overall appearance.

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I worked with a woman for 6 years who was very hot in just about every way - great figure, face, hair, style, brains, attitude, you name it. Also, she had toe-thumbs. It was a distraction once you noticed it to the point of affecting how you viewed her overall appearance.

Didn’t know whether to call it a hand job or a foot job?

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25 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I worked with a woman for 6 years who was very hot in just about every way - great figure, face, hair, style, brains, attitude, you name it. Also, she had toe-thumbs. It was a distraction once you noticed it to the point of affecting how you viewed her overall appearance.

like Megan Fox

Megan Fox has a genetic condition called brachydactyly type D, also known as "toe thumbs," which causes her thumb to appear shorter and rounder than usual

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My biggest short term fear is that Texas toes the line with the spending cap while other programs do not, waiting for the enforcement arm to make an example of someone.

If that doesn't happen, or if the example is a slap on the wrist, I hope Texas is competitive with the prevailing salary structure to the extent they can still pursue national championships. 

But it's all so early now. No reason to hyperventilate at this point. But someone is not going to heed the House settlement caps in some way, and that someone isn't likely to be Texas. So we'll see what happens from there. 

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