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  • Rahm           -10
  • Koepka        -10
  • Hovland        -8

Who the fuck is revving their sportscar outside Augusta? Cops need to go shoot them in the dick. 

Sounds like Fast & The Furious going on in Augusta. 

koepka is done.  woodland could post a suprise number.

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

koepka is done.  woodland could post a suprise number.


Seems a little early for this call. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Seems a little early for this call. 

sure.  but his putter was due.

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Seems a little early for this call. 

If you’ve paid attention his body has been gone for 3 years and his head gone for 2. His body is back but with Rahm breathing down his neck, I’d be shocked if he wins. Spieth and Scottie heating up and Brooks melting down. This all makes me happy. He is the biggest doucher in pro golf outside of Reed. 

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1 minute ago, Porterhouse said:

If you’ve paid attention his body has been gone for 3 years and his head gone for 2. His body is back but with Rahm breathing down his neck, I’d be shocked if he wins. Sports and Scottie heating up and Brooks melting down. This all makes me happy. He is the biggest doucher in pro golf outside of Reed. 

He's not in the top 10 of douchers...I'm actually good with Koepka winning.  I just think his putter starts to go.

2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Forget it, guys. You'll never convince the ones who don't go to masters.com that there's any other way to watch the tournament other than their tube TV with rabbit ears on CBS.

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7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:


Seems a little early for this call. 

It’s surly. Every sporting event is over every lead change. 

4pm local time - leaders wrapping up #5. 
 

Odds this thing finishes today? 

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

He's not in the top 10 of douchers...I'm actually good with Koepka winning.  I just think his putter starts to go.

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad. 

1 minute ago, Constant said:

4pm local time - leaders wrapping up #5. 
 

Odds this thing finishes today? 

I figured they'd finish today but they're playing at a fucking snail's pace. 

1 minute ago, Constant said:

4pm local time - leaders wrapping up #5. 
 

Odds this thing finishes today? 

I give it 100%

Does anyone wanna fucking win this thing? 

1 minute ago, heso said:

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad. 

that LIV thing really got you wrapped around the axle, huh...

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

that LIV thing really got you wrapped around the axle, huh...

I disliked Brooks long before LIV was a thing. 

10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

He's not in the top 10 of douchers...I'm actually good with Koepka winning.  I just think his putter starts to go.

Brooks is a ginormous doucher. I did feel for him a little in the documentary, before he chose to go to LIV, because he was totally broken. But his house, vapid wife and vapid lifestyle annoys the fuck out of me. 

If koepka runs out of gas after 54 holes the LIV jokes will write themselves. 

jordan fucked up the par 5's way too much this week.  He's putting in a game effort though.

If koepka runs out of gas after 54 holes the LIV jokes will write themselves. 

Several I know have made this comment.

Log jam developing at -6

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

jordan is going to run out of holes

He needed a bogey-free round with at least birdies on all the 5s AND help from the leaders. Way too far back. 

34 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

First time in my life I’ve rooted for Rahm. 
 

fuck LIV golf. 

All of this.

I actually really like Brooks. Golf can get pretty stuffy and full of itself, so I appreciate a dude who shows up a few times a year to make some birdies, talk a little junk, and post pictures of his wife's ass on social media.

But if none of those guys ever win another major again, I won't shed a single tear.

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Log jam developing at -6

Karl Hungus needs to fix the cable. 

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

He needed a bogey-free round with at least birdies on all the 5s AND help from the leaders. Way too far back. 

yep, even eagle birdie par birdie finish won't be good enough.

jordan is going to run out of holes

If he can get to 8-under he can put pressure on Rahm/Koepka. I could see Koepka sliding back to that number but Rahm probably won’t.
1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

jordan is going to run out of holes

That stupid fucking play on the 13th hole on day 1 just looks even worse now. I guess its not even worth hoping he changes, because thats just how he plays. Still, just for the fuck of it I made the following two entertainment bets right when the 4th rd started

 

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Lol Scottie and Jordan on page 1 now. 
 

I genuinely didn’t think both guys in the last group would tread water or back up enough to get caught, but damned if they have done. 

Back nine on Sunday,  bitches!   Here we go!

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who the fuck is revving their sportscar outside Augusta? Cops need to go shoot them in the dick. 

Augusta is basically surrounded by a slum. 

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