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Seriously have to go to fucking closer. Stanek needs a kick to the dick....repeatedly

Stanek doing Pressly a solid making this a save opportunity.

Should have gone with Montero imo.

Stanek helping Presley out getting him a save situation. Teamwork makes the dream work. 

Just now, WBT said:

Stanek doing Pressly a solid making this a save opportunity.

Should have gone with Montero imo.

Ha. Samsies. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Diaz over 800 ops. 

Maldy is at .541

Fried Rice Cooking GIF by Nigel Ng (Uncle Roger)

0.5 back.  

Could be in sole possession by this time tomorrow.  If CWS have enough players left to field a team.

I got an idea. How about Maldy for the janitor in Section 101 at Fenway Park?

We can throw in some cash too. 

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

0.5 back.  

Could be in sole possession by this time tomorrow.  If CWS have enough players left to field a team.


gain a game a week, 8 weeks left 

Pena, Bregman, Abreu, Julks 0 for 13 

they’ll pick it up next game 

Yankees scratched German as their starter due to discomfort in his armpit or something and then he pitched 5 innings in relief in the same game he was supposed to start. I would love to see the reaction to our medical staff in here if that happened to the Astros. 

Two straight walks for Peña will keep his ops above .660 for another day.  If it gets to .650, Bregman needs to rescind his parking privileges.

Or worse, force him to eat his salsa.
Just now, rvm96 said:

Yankees scratched German as their starter due to discomfort in his armpit or something and then he pitched 5 innings in relief in the same game he was supposed to start. I would love to see the reaction to our medical staff in here if that happened to the Astros. 


they have the prospects to make a move 

1 minute ago, txduck87 said:


Or worse, force him to eat his salsa.


the breggy margarita El Tiempo sucks 

41 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I got an idea. How about Maldy for the janitor in Section 101 at Fenway Park?

We can throw in some cash too. 

You don't understand, as a casual fan, how that janitor prepares.  He makes all the ushers and vendors around him better.  Yes, there is shit all over the floor in the bathroom, and he keeps dropping trash all over the place, but it is his intangibles that are so valuable.

why didn't they have Graveman up to pitch the ninth in case Stanek shit the bed like he actually shit the bed?

Yankees scratched German as their starter due to discomfort in his armpit or something and then he pitched 5 innings in relief in the same game he was supposed to start. I would love to see the reaction to our medical staff in here if that happened to the Astros. 
Moreso Boone looks like a dumber fuck than he already does
Just now, Scraps said:
26 minutes ago, rvm96 said:
Yankees scratched German as their starter due to discomfort in his armpit or something and then he pitched 5 innings in relief in the same game he was supposed to start. I would love to see the reaction to our medical staff in here if that happened to the Astros. 

Moreso Boone looks like a dumber fuck than he already does


he’s soon to be unemployed 

44 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I got an idea. How about Maldy for the janitor in Section 101 at Fenway Park?

We can throw in some cash too. 

Maldy is jv’s man. Hell, maldy is about to get a one year deal if we trade for jv 

Maldy is jv’s man. Hell, maldy is about to get a one year deal if we trade for jv 

This is probably true. And it’s enough to make me not want JV.
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Maldy is jv’s man. Hell, maldy is about to get a one year deal if we trade for jv 

Guess we should have traded Maldy for Scherzer. 

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:


This is probably true. And it’s enough to make me not want JV.

well that's very stupid

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Tell him to work on a "stop doing the wave" mix

I can get on board with this

CCR “who’ll stop the…” mixed with some song with “wave” in the lyrics 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Seriously have to go to fucking closer. Stanek needs a kick to the dick....repeatedly

This is how you lose series.

Pressly was up until we got up 5. Then sat down. Then had to get back up and clean up stanek’s mess

baseball rules say we will have a save opportunity later in this series or week where Pressly won’t be available.

30 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

why didn't they have Graveman up to pitch the ninth in case Stanek shit the bed like he actually shit the bed?

Because Graveman pitched in that shitshow Sunday 

OF Player A: 3 for his last 44

OF Player B: 2 for his last 44

 

Spoiler

A: Julks

B: Springer

And somehow both of these are Dusty’s fault.

 

17 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This is how you lose series.

Pressly was up until we got up 5. Then sat down. Then had to get back up and clean up stanek’s mess

baseball rules say we will have a save opportunity later in this series or week where Pressly won’t be available.

It's fine, Hader will be the closer by then

16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Because Graveman pitched in that shitshow Sunday 

ah I missed that game and missed his name in the boxscore. i was under the impression he hadn't pitched yet.

 

34 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This is how you lose series.

Pressly was up until we got up 5. Then sat down. Then had to get back up and clean up stanek’s mess

baseball rules say we will have a save opportunity later in this series or week where Pressly won’t be available.


we shouid play out the games, just in case 

let's make it 7 straight trips to the ALCS and then see what happens.....

2 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Dude you are one negative mf.  Such a beating.  How can this be enjoyable for you.

It’s simple. I have a sense of humor and I can regulate my interest levels. You are on the spectrum and probably an accountant, lawyer or actuary. You don’t know how to lighten up or calibrate concerns between a weekday game and the 7th game of a world series. That’s your problem. I’m enjoying the season. 

43 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m enjoying the season. 

you sick bastard. 

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

jack nicholson yes GIF

His walk to strikeout rare has spiked in the wrong direction in A+. He's obviously young for the level though so its understandable.

This thread later today

John C Reilly Trade GIF by Dynasty Drunks

 

All 3 of the lefty outfielders from the 2022 draft are looking good. Have to hand it to Click on that one.

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

It’s simple. I have a sense of humor and I can regulate my interest levels. You are on the spectrum and probably an accountant, lawyer or actuary. You don’t know how to lighten up or calibrate concerns between a weekday game and the 7th game of a world series. That’s your problem. I’m enjoying the season. 

I wouldn’t say 200k posts on surly is “regulating your interest levels” but wtf would I know, I’m an autistic lawyer.

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Prediction: at around 3:30, we hear that the Mets have decided to keep Verlander. Everyone on the internet freaks out. Shortly after the deadline, it is revealed that we landed him, for a price that is more than many expected. Everyone on the internet freaks out again.

We ain't gonna end up with shit. And Maldonado and Jake are starting tonight.

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