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I'm young. I know about fun. He's an old man. He don' know nuthin' about fun.

i have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. 

Why's he calling me meat? I'm the one with the Porsche...

I've got a quadraphonic Blaupunkt stereo in my Porsche 

Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball!

Frankly, sports fans, he used a certain word that's a no-no with umpires.

Crash musta called the guy a cocksucker.

Mhmmmmmm, he's so romantic.

You just got lesson number 1: don't think; it can only hurt the ballclub.

Strikeouts are boring.  Besides that, they're fascist.  Throw some ground balls; it's more democratic.

Well fuck this fucking game.

That's the best dialog Costner has ever delivered. I probably drop that line 3-4 times a week.

I love winning, man. I fucking love winning. You know what I'm sayin'? It's like better than losing.

5 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Well fuck this fucking game.

 

Who we play tomorrow?

"From what I've heard you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat!"

(Nuke throws baseball through the door window)

"Ball four."

Remember your cliches....

I remember seeing Bull Durham as a 12 year old and I thought the Annie Savoy was one of the sexier women I'd ever seen and at that age, I wasn't quite sure what "sexy" meant.  It was the curves, the raspy voice, the libertine sexuality, being sexy at 40ish, etc., and to this day, that is my wheelhouse.  I can't help but to wonder if Susan Sarandon made me like that or if I was #bornthisway.

 

16 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Remember your cliches....

I remember seeing Bull Durham as a 12 year old and I thought the Annie Savoy was one of the sexier women I'd ever seen and at that age, I wasn't quite sure what "sexy" meant.  It was the curves, the raspy voice, the libertine sexuality, being sexy at 40ish, etc., and to this day, that is my wheelhouse.  I can't help but to wonder if Susan Sarandon made me like that or if I was #bornthisway.

 

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The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self awareness.


A perfect sentence. That’s Isbell-level shit right there.

"Right, honey, let's get down to it.  How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh?"

"Well, he fucks like he pitches -- sorta all over the place."

45 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

I can get us a rainout

We had a family reunion over the 4th. My mom volunteered my sister’s new house. Sister wasn’t really looking forward to it, so I walked over to the sprinkler system and turned on the faucet. “I can get you a rainout.”  

Boy that thing got out of here in a hurry. 

This is a simple game.  You throw the ball. You hit the ball. You catch the ball.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Stringer said:

The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self awareness.


A perfect sentence. That’s Isbell-level shit right there.

I think I use this line more than any line from any other movie ever.

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You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!

Lollygaggers.

Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

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