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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

AL RANKS
️AVG.    1         .263
️OBP.    1         .328
️SLG.    3         .406
️OPS.    3         .734
 

And holy shit, what would these numbers be without the Abreu anchor?

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

And holy shit, what would these numbers be without the Abreu anchor?


they could have @Wulaw Horn or @Scraps out there and have better numbers 

Lets see how we fuck today up.

Had great seats last night. Yelled at Espada that whatever he is writing down is wrong.

Tried to tell these dipshits to get it together that they are better than this....well some of them are.

I am obviously no Bill in Sinton




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Is that Framber coming out of the dugout to demand that you quit heckling Abreu?

I don't think they meant "Relentless" this way, but damn if it isn't appropriate so far.

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29 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Had great seats last night. Yelled at Espada that whatever he is writing down is wrong.

Tried to tell these dipshits to get it together that they are better than this....well some of them are.

I am obviously no Bill in Sinton




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I had seats like this the first time I went to Wrigley.  The field was so crowned back then that you could barely see 3rd base.  This happened that night: 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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When TF do you switch Bregman and Pena?  How long do you keep it like it is before making a move?  What's the logic here?  I'll hang up and listen.

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Missed opportunity in Mexico. Should have brought up an old Mexican Favorite

Loperfideo AKA Mesican Spaghetti 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Only the 1914 Boston Braves lost 18 of their first 25 and went on the postseason, so we have that going for us, which is nice 


it’s about to be a hell of a run !!!!

Personal CF to the rescue

I’m officially sick of the banter between the booth and Julia. 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

I’m officially sick of the banter between the booth and Julia. 

 

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2nd start in the books for @JustinVerlander 
4.1 Innings
95 Pitches
0 ER
3 Hits
7 Strikeouts
4 Walks
 

Assad looks like the product of a Syrian business man who took a trip down to TJ and hooked up with a Mexican sex worker. Not sure that was  halal.

4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

This offense team blows. 

 

It's just too funny. Abreu throws two pitches and does more scoreboard damage than even Montero did. Which is saying something. 

This has to be on purpose.

Has to be.

When a rookie with a hyphenated name, bleached hair, and a hoop earring takes you way downtown, it's time to re-evaluate some things.

Just now, Rip76 said:

This has to be on purpose.

Has to be.

Black Sox? BlackStros?
Say it ain’t so Jo(s)e 

27 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

2nd start in the books for @JustinVerlander 
4.1 Innings
95 Pitches
0 ER
3 Hits
7 Strikeouts
4 Walks
 

Was there a reason captain numbnuts pulled him after 4.1?  I just now signed in and saw the stupidity.

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Just now, Pimphand said:

Was there are reason captain numbnuts pulled him after 4.1?  I just now signed in and saw the stupidity.

95 pitches, numbnuts.

It’s not hard to go look back and see we shit out runs like 1,3,3,4 just in the opening series and that’s the ongoing trend. We’ve had a handful of games where we’ve exceeded 6 runs and shocked we won. Only 1 game we lost and it was 12-8 to Arlington. This offense not producing shit consistently is the main reason we suck dick. Now toss in the bullpen and the SP going to shit and here we are. Like today, everyone will bitch about the bullpen but the offense scored 1 fucking run. Score 5-7 and we’re up 5-3 or 7-3 and it’s not an issue. 

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

95 pitches, numbnuts.

 

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