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God what a beating. I’ll bet Scottie was happy to get off the course today. Had a little fun on ChatGPT.

Alright, here’s the roast version — why it’s painful to watch Patrick Cantlay play golf:
• Watching Cantlay line up a putt is like waiting for paint to dry… if the paint also had to check the wind, re-read the grain, and call a rules official.
• He doesn’t “play golf,” he commutes through golf — slow, joyless, and always stuck in traffic.
• By the time he pulls the trigger, you’ve had enough time to order food, get it delivered, and watch a Netflix episode.
• His pre-shot routine has its own back nine.
• Even Jim Nantz has run out of synonyms for “deliberate.”
• At the Ryder Cup, European fans started chanting “Hit the ball!” — and half of Team USA joined in.
• Cantlay’s highlight reels are longer than the Lord of the Rings extended cuts… and contain about the same amount of action.

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3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'd like to buy a beer for the guy who just yelled "HOOK'EM HORNS, SCOTTIE!" while walking up 18. 

Yeah, Scottie smiled when that happened... 🤘

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