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God what a beating. I’ll bet Scottie was happy to get off the course today. Had a little fun on ChatGPT.

Alright, here’s the roast version — why it’s painful to watch Patrick Cantlay play golf:
• Watching Cantlay line up a putt is like waiting for paint to dry… if the paint also had to check the wind, re-read the grain, and call a rules official.
• He doesn’t “play golf,” he commutes through golf — slow, joyless, and always stuck in traffic.
• By the time he pulls the trigger, you’ve had enough time to order food, get it delivered, and watch a Netflix episode.
• His pre-shot routine has its own back nine.
• Even Jim Nantz has run out of synonyms for “deliberate.”
• At the Ryder Cup, European fans started chanting “Hit the ball!” — and half of Team USA joined in.
• Cantlay’s highlight reels are longer than the Lord of the Rings extended cuts… and contain about the same amount of action.

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3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'd like to buy a beer for the guy who just yelled "HOOK'EM HORNS, SCOTTIE!" while walking up 18. 

Yeah, Scottie smiled when that happened... 🤘

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4 hours ago, aggie08 said:

The Ryder Cup is in a few weeks, these two guys are definitely going to be key factors in it, and yet everyone is pulling for the Brit today.

I'm not...I hope fleetwood shoots 73.

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1 minute ago, Red Five said:

There is something I find unnerving about looking at Keegan Bradley. I can’t describe it. Like something is just different. Uncanny valley, etc.

He’s very twitchy. His body language tells you nothing. 

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6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There is something I find unnerving about looking at Keegan Bradley. I can’t describe it. Like something is just different. Uncanny valley, etc.

Like watching Kevin Mchale play hoops. And Scheffler shit the bed on 15th. WTF, scottie.

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2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Cantlay FINALLY got put on the clock.  They're about 2 whole holes behind the next group.  He even walks slow.

That short par 4 where they both needed rulings put them way behind. 

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With so much money at stake, this is one of the few tournaments where it matters where you finish outside of 1st. 

1st Place: $10,000,000 

2nd Place: $5,000,000 

3rd Place: $3,705,000 

4th Place: $3,200,000 

5th Place: $2,750,000 

6th Place: $1,900,000 

7th Place: $1,400,000 

8th Place: $1,065,000 

9th Place: $900,000 

10th Place: $735,000

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29 minutes ago, Red Five said:

There is something I find unnerving about looking at Keegan Bradley. I can’t describe it. Like something is just different. Uncanny valley, etc.

Black laces on white shoes is suspect

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Same. There’s also probably nobody in the field I’d like to win less than Cantlay. 

I don’t really mind Cantlay but his slow play is aggravating.

He is a damn good player though.

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48 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I don’t really mind Cantlay but his slow play is aggravating.

He is a damn good player though.

he definitely pushes it to the limit.  They should penalize him in a early in the season.  I'm sure they have stats for all players.  just make a point to warn the bottom 30 slowest or so they are gonna get penalized and then do it and be consistent.

They ended up being about 1.25 holes behind the group in front of them.

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