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1 hour ago, wood said:

What was today's lie?

We have not deported US Citizens. Then she had to meet them. Was a great congressional ambush. 

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

You can't truly learn a language until you go somewhere that you are forced to speak it.  I learned this after spending my time getting a second major in Spanish at UT, which had like the second best Spanish department in the country while I was there.  I took three years, could read and write all you wanted.  Couldn't speak for shit until I lived in Argentina and Spain.  Even practicing with Mexican friends, we'd always fall back on English.  

Gotta move their and find a Female, non-English speaking "friend". Best way. 

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Plenty of Latin countries where you could do Latin immersion.  
 

but you have to go now before we invade them, take over, then kick them all out as non-Americans. 

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12 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Have a childhood time friend that recently got this tattooed. Lines look like they were done in an alley behind an immigrant owned gas station next to the dumpster by yet another angry white guy. He thinks the holy war is on the way. I still haven’t stopped making fun of him on our grext so I may be on the list to get killed first once the ‘war’ starts, and there is  no way in hell am I going to stop fucking with him and his queer tattoo.  You can’t dismiss this ignorant yet blatant behavior. 
when I was relaying this to my elderly Mother, childhood friend was one of her favorites, she said ‘Jesus Christ what has happened to him, well at least it’s a good thing he never had children’. 

It’s been crickets since I sent him the Stephen Lynch ‘Queer Tattoo’ song.  

I hope all your friends aren't that shitty.  And your mom sounds like good people!

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

His hand has been fucked up for awhile now. If handshaking was causing that kind of damage, maybe go to fist bumps?

You’d really think they could come up with a better lie, but why bother.

Can't remember where I pulled this from but I've shared it far and wide. It might've initially come from here. But he's getting monthly IVs for some reason or other. This guy's hypothesis seems as good as any. Kind of wild that I've started seeing TV commercials for Kisunla in the past week or two -- maybe I'm just noticing them now.

 

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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Very busy. Many phone calls, many meetings, many handshakes. 

Maybe she meant "the President's constantly shaking hands." 

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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Plenty of Latin countries where you could do Latin immersion.  
 

but you have to go now before we invade them, take over, then kick them all out as non-Americans. 

You jest, but I was actually wondering if I can still keep Argentina, Costa Rica, and Panama on my possible expat retirement list.  

I'd sure hate to move away from this shit only to have the shit come after me.

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Just now, TexArcher said:

You jest, but I was actually wondering if I can still keep Argentina, Costa Rica, and Panama on my possible expat retirement list.  

I'd sure hate to move away from this shit only to have the shit come after me.

Costa Rica has no army. 

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5 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

OK, so lie, get called out, not like the questions, and leave a Congressional Testimony? Yeah that is normal for an acting Secretary of any US Department or Agency. 

So she got clowned on multiple times by the Democrats who had combat veterans either there or on Zoom. Just absolutely clowned on, and made to look extremely weak.

She's going to be out of there soon.

At least with Whiskey Pete's fuckups, he's distracting from the Epstein Files.  

She's straight up looking incompetent and weak in front of the Democrats.  Trump does not like that.

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Happy rebuke day, everyone

 

Also today's the day Trump outright said he wants to be the singular leader of the US, just like Xi. He'll be rebuked on that, too. 

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3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Well yeah, cuz we all know Lupe and Juana who make tacos are more of a threat than global instability. 

Didn't you read the national security strategy?

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David Rothkopf pointed out that Trump's rating on how well he's handling the economy has plummeted so low it has pierced the previously rock solid "Darwin Threshold." His approval rating on handling the economy (31 percent) is actually lower than the number of Americans who do not believe in evolution (33-37 percent).

 

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Also, every word of that is the most "every accusation is a confession" I've ever seen. Like comically so. In fact it almost seems intentional now. 

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2 hours ago, tx ind said:

Yeah, that’s going straight to the Supreme Court and she’ll be out in a week

Not that I am any less cynical, but it will be interesting to see the legal machinations used to get around the pardoning of a non-Federal crime.  Yay!

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Hilarious. Congressman Bennie Thompson rakes an administration spokesman, Michael Glasheen, over the coals re: Antifa. 

 

 

 

And popehat's follow up, which is trenchant.

 

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂

for those not familiar with Kyle Clark from Denver, he's the best of the best, and he should be anchoring the network news, or doing a Sunday show.  

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