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For my birthday, which is today (Jan 10th - Capricorn FTW), can I please have Dotard keel over? Thanks!

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I wished for the same two days ago (Jan 8th) for mine. I was disappointed.

Siap, this is hilarious and the dotard’s brain is mush

On 1/9/2026 at 1:48 PM, Brisketexan said:

If a demon crawled out of the depths of hell right in front of you, would you expect it to say or do anything materially different than MAGA is saying and doing right now? I mean, it's pretty much word-for-fucking-word what one would expect of pure evil in human form.

Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought that a demon out of the depths of hell would be smarter and more articulate.

Most GOP politicians sound more like followers of Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light, arisen from the depths of Heck. imagine if Trump had tried to take over the country with a posse of really intelligent, polished, subtle Myrmidons…

Instead, he apparently raised a bat signal to attract an army of Beavis and Butthead type white supremacists and conspiracy theorists. That may be the thing that saves the country when duty, honor, empathy and decency fails.

There’s a show on Netflix called Happy Shiny People and season 2 is out now. It’s a fucking blueprint for this wave of crazy far right Christian nationalists that are poisoning our country. Unfortunately, its academy was in Texas. This, along with the fucking evangelicals are ruining this country with their movement.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For my birthday, which is today (Jan 10th - Capricorn FTW), can I please have Dotard keel over? Thanks!

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On 1/2/2026 at 10:31 PM, speed817 said:

New USA Resident National Parks, Forests and federally owned land annual recreation pass

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random and meaningless but sad irony...

watching the USFS men's finals and the names of our future Olympians (however many go) will be from Torgashev, Naumov, Hiwatashi, Sanchez, and Malinin.

in Trump's America even our figure skating will suck.

eta or maybe not i guess? they are mostly white 🙄 guess i was just struck by ALL of their immigrant origins. ugh.

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He’s going to tear down the entire White House and rebuild it with Trump branding. Then have us pay for it, plus pay for all staff to stay at his properties where he will be full time.

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15452323/Donald-Trump-orders-army-chiefs-plan-invade-Greenland-President.html

So I know we don't do impeachment anymore, but if we invade a fucking NATO country, and destroy NATO in the process, in part to distract from the cover-up of Trump being a child rapist.... I mean, fuck.

Serious question. Say the mid terms are allowed to happen and there is no bullshit and the dems take back the house. They impeach the president. He and his defense team just don't participate at all in the senate trial. What happens?

1 minute ago, Pasken said:

Serious question. Say the mid terms are allowed to happen and there is no bullshit and the dems take back the house. They impeach the president. He and his defense team just don't participate at all in the senate trial. What happens?

How many R's would need to vote to convict? Probably not enough. Although if we're in a spot where Trump has dissolved NATO and we've all seen proof of him fucking kids.... who knows?

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Good fucking Christ. By this definition we're all terrorists here.

Allahu Akbar?

fyi this is real, it’s a regular podcast between these two normal people and their maga parents. these are the same people who refer to “the radical left”, and who insist that the libs are all “brainwashed”:

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How many R's would need to vote to convict? Probably not enough. Although if we're in a spot where Trump has dissolved NATO and we've all seen proof of him fucking kids.... who knows?

How can he dissolve NATO? At this point I hope the 31 other countries attack and liberate us.
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What an amazing ending this would be.

I'm going to be annoyed if he goes when we're outside of the time where you can buy fireworks without a license. I regret not stocking up.

25 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Serious question. Say the mid terms are allowed to happen and there is no bullshit and the dems take back the house. They impeach the president. He and his defense team just don't participate at all in the senate trial. What happens?

For that answer, you'll need to stay tuned for the 2028 elections.

12 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

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How can he dissolve NATO? At this point I hope the 31 other countries attack and liberate us.

I think one NATO country annexing another against their will would pretty much be the end of the alliance.

25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Good fucking Christ. By this definition we're all terrorists here.

I'm a domestic terrorist here, there, over yonder, around the corner, back that way, beyond this, behind that, past this point, before that thing. That's about all the vague locations I can think of right now.

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

Serious question. Say the mid terms are allowed to happen and there is no bullshit and the dems take back the house. They impeach the president. He and his defense team just don't participate at all in the senate trial. What happens?

Just refer it to the DOJ for assistance

Episcopal bishop advises folks to get their affairs in order, and put their bodies between the powers that be and society’s most vulnerable. Obviously, a terrorist to the anti-Christs.

4 hours ago, Derka said:

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I hope he just watched "The Game"

17 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

For my birthday, which is today (Jan 10th - Capricorn FTW), can I please have Dotard keel over? Thanks!

Happy birthday, my friend! Mine is 1/15.

perhaps they are doing it (I don't care to look it up) but if I were the Russian Olympic team I would be lobbying hard to get the US banned from the Olympics too. but we all know why nothing like that will happen

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Good fucking Christ. By this definition we're all terrorists here.

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