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19 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Ha. Similar experience here. I was in maybe 8th or 9th grade and visiting my dad’s family one summer. They lived in a tiny farm town of a few hundred people. I usually hated visiting because that meant spending most of Sunday in a Baptist church with no AC. But there were hot girls in Sunday school so I was looking forward to it this time around. 

We did a Bible reading where the kids in class took turns stumbling through part of a passage, then passing it to the next kid. It got to me and I read the next few lines (it was probably something about smiting some poor bastards), making sure not to fuck up any of the inane textual bullshit so as not to look dumb in front of the ladies. When I finished, the teacher looked at me and asked “Are you a [surname]?” I answered “Yes. Why?” “Because you sure read like one.” Apparently, my family is famous for being the town literates. 

 

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

38.  Unfair.  If they'd asked some more redneck-ish questions, like "how often do you hunt," and "do you eat food from gas stations," and "have you ever fallen off a boat because you were drunk," and shit like that, I'd have scored 100.

How many episodes of "Hee Haw" have you seen?

 

I got a 59, and I'm a fucking coastal liberal.   Who drives a pick-up truck. Who's dad drove a truck.  Who's changed many truck tires.

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I feel like I got some cheap points here.  Have I walked a factory floor?  I mean, yeah--when I was doing a site inspection in litigation.  Oh--and when I went on the field trip in elementary school to the Mrs. Baird's factory.  That was fucking awesome.  You got a slice of buttered bread at the end.

Have I gone fishing in the last 12 months?  I mean, yeah.  But I don't think deep-sea fishing in Mexico really gives me the working-class bona-fides they're looking for.

And I saw most of those movies because Mrs.LL has shit taste in movies, but I like to get laid.

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11 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

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I feel like I got some cheap points here.  Have I walked a factory floor?  I mean, yeah--when I was doing a site inspection in litigation.  Oh--and when I went on the field trip in elementary school to the Mrs. Baird's factory.  That was fucking awesome.  You got a slice of buttered bread at the end.

Have I gone fishing in the last 12 months?  I mean, yeah.  But I don't think deep-sea fishing in Mexico really gives me the working-class bona-fides they're looking for.

And I saw most of those movies because Mrs.LL has shit taste in movies, but I like to get laid.

Yeah, after discussing this with GOLL, I am going to take another run at it (forgot that the first several years of my life, lived in a shitty apartment.  And I've walked multiple factory floors.  And there may be another question or two that I have thought on that may be relevant).

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Posted
1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

Apparently, my family is famous for being the town literates. 

Better than being the town drunks.  (Two things can be true at once, though.)

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Posted
6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

11–80: A first-generation upper-middle-class person with middle-class parents. Typical: 33.

if a few of the questions had used 'family' instead of 'friends' i would have scored higher...

but anyway, this nailed it for me lol

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Ollie, the povert

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Cleanup on Aisle 5

 

This genius has uncovered a nationwide conspiracy to raise grocery prices to make Trump look bad

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - The "do your own research" MAGA rubes are now in the Find Out phase of their FAFO journey

 

Tomi is outraged

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Tomi Lahren crashes out about Argentenian beef being imported, f*cking over American cattlemen

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"Very stupid and gullible people baffled by fact that serial, pathological liar, who told them multiple obvious and outlandish lies that they wanted to hear solely to get them to vote for him with no intention or ability to follow through on those things.....turns out to have been lying and in fact had no intention or ability to follow through on those things."

It's a long headline, but it's accurate as fuck.

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1 hour ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Had a discussion with wife last night about whether we should get the Criterion Channel.  One of us thought it was a waste of money and we watch too much tv already.

That's kind of a blue-collar discussion.

 

It's the only streaming service legitimately worth having, and it's cheaper than like almost all of them!

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

 

Tomi is outraged

r/LeopardsAteMyFace - Tomi Lahren crashes out about Argentenian beef being imported, f*cking over American cattlemen

A quick search and I learned she comes from a multi generation ranching family. 

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Posted

i think their moving plan is to stop the medicare and va disability checks due to the shut down. then play the long game turning them back on, everyone needs to be re-evaluated 

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Posted
Just now, Schulz2.0 said:

I scored a 70. What do I win?

From what I understood of the survey, either dinner at Applebee's or breakfast at Waffle House.

I'd go with Waffle House if I were you.

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None of those cunts would change their vote. Trans people can’t use bathrooms and thats most important.

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3 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Oh lord.  I got a 20.  

0–20: A second-generation (or more) upper-middle-class person with the television and movie going habits of the upper middle class. Typical: 2.

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22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'd go with Waffle House if I were you.

I've never been to a Waffle House, but there is one pretty close by.

I'm going to go ASAP to see if I can get my score up.  (I'm supposed to get waffle with PEE-cans in it, correct?) 

That, and maybe a half-hour fishing extravaganza at one of the fine tributaries to White Rock Lake. 



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