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Terrible White People Baby Names


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Yeah, this is in Utah, but names in the exurbs of big Texas cities are just as bad.

 

Preslee. Madolin. Kolten. Atylee. Mekeli. Paityn. Kyson. Taeber. Saydee. Makinlee. Haleigh. Braylin. Syrie. Madisyn. Kirtlyn. Madysen. Aeryn. Taiten. Taycie. Gambit. Aroarin. Braxton. Macady. Maycee. Jaxon. Ryker. Jaxon. Jr. Laycee. Taeton. 

Some likely Mormon family named their kid Eros....WTF. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Preslee. Madolin. Kolten. Atylee. Mekeli. Paityn. Kyson. Taeber. Saydee. Makinlee. Haleigh. Braylin. Syrie. Madisyn. Kirtlyn. Madysen. Aeryn. Taiten

Sounds like the starting 7 for the northeast girls soccer team my daughters team just skunked.

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Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Cayley, Kaleigh, Kailee, Kaley, Kayley, Caleigh, Keily, Cayleigh, Kayli, Cailey, Kaily, Kayle, Kaileigh, Kaili, Kaylei, Keylee, Kalie, Kaylea, Keyli, Calie, Cailee, Kalee, Caylie, Caileigh, Kaeli, Kalei, Kailea, Kaeleigh, Caylie, Kaelee, Caley, Kailie , Kaeley, Kailei, Keiley, Keilly, Kaely, Keyleigh, Keilee, Keili, Calee,, Kaelie, Cayley, Kayly, Keileigh, Keylie, Keyly, Kayelee, Kaile, Caeli, Kayliegh, Caeley, Kaliegh, Caylei, Klea, Khaylee, Kleigh, Caeleigh, Kayliee, Khailee, Khailey, Cayli, Cailie, Keyle, Keylli, Kayeleigh, Kaelly, Caelie, Caliegh, Caelee, Keylly, Caily, Kailly, Keighley

 

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20 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Cayley, Kaleigh, Kailee, Kaley, Kayley, Caleigh, Keily, Cayleigh, Kayli, Cailey, Kaily, Kayle, Kaileigh, Kaili, Kaylei, Keylee, Kalie, Kaylea, Keyli, Calie, Cailee, Kalee, Caylie, Caileigh, Kaeli, Kalei, Kailea, Kaeleigh, Caylie, Kaelee, Caley, Kailie , Kaeley, Kailei, Keiley, Keilly, Kaely, Keyleigh, Keilee, Keili, Calee,, Kaelie, Cayley, Kayly, Keileigh, Keylie, Keyly, Kayelee, Kaile, Caeli, Kayliegh, Caeley, Kaliegh, Caylei, Klea, Khaylee, Kleigh, Caeleigh, Kayliee, Khailee, Khailey, Cayli, Cailie, Keyle, Keylli, Kayeleigh, Kaelly, Caelie, Caliegh, Caelee, Keylly, Caily, Kailly, Keighley

 

I hooked up with a Caley, a Kaylee, and a Cayley in a previous life. 

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33 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Cayley, Kaleigh, Kailee, Kaley, Kayley, Caleigh, Keily, Cayleigh, Kayli, Cailey, Kaily, Kayle, Kaileigh, Kaili, Kaylei, Keylee, Kalie, Kaylea, Keyli, Calie, Cailee, Kalee, Caylie, Caileigh, Kaeli, Kalei, Kailea, Kaeleigh, Caylie, Kaelee, Caley, Kailie , Kaeley, Kailei, Keiley, Keilly, Kaely, Keyleigh, Keilee, Keili, Calee,, Kaelie, Cayley, Kayly, Keileigh, Keylie, Keyly, Kayelee, Kaile, Caeli, Kayliegh, Caeley, Kaliegh, Caylei, Klea, Khaylee, Kleigh, Caeleigh, Kayliee, Khailee, Khailey, Cayli, Cailie, Keyle, Keylli, Kayeleigh, Kaelly, Caelie, Caliegh, Caelee, Keylly, Caily, Kailly, Keighley

 

Lol. All that, and in Irish, it's supposed to be Ceilidh. 100 strikes and you're out. 

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Was down in New Orleans last year and we stayed in an Air B & B in the lower 9th ward.  Nice place with a very diverse neighborhood.

Anyway...the kids got into a pick up street football game with some of the locals.  Good times..one of the local boy's name was French Fry...he was quite a character.  His brother's name was Joe, so not sure what happened there.

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Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Cayley, Kaleigh, Kailee, Kaley, Kayley, Caleigh, Keily, Cayleigh, Kayli, Cailey, Kaily, Kayle, Kaileigh, Kaili, Kaylei, Keylee, Kalie, Kaylea, Keyli, Calie, Cailee, Kalee, Caylie, Caileigh, Kaeli, Kalei, Kailea, Kaeleigh, Caylie, Kaelee, Caley, Kailie , Kaeley, Kailei, Keiley, Keilly, Kaely, Keyleigh, Keilee, Keili, Calee,, Kaelie, Cayley, Kayly, Keileigh, Keylie, Keyly, Kayelee, Kaile, Caeli, Kayliegh, Caeley, Kaliegh, Caylei, Klea, Khaylee, Kleigh, Caeleigh, Kayliee, Khailee, Khailey, Cayli, Cailie, Keyle, Keylli, Kayeleigh, Kaelly, Caelie, Caliegh, Caelee, Keylly, Caily, Kailly, Keighley
 


I know of a K’Lee, and it’s like a 20 year old person, not a baby.

Also know of a Madysyn, McCrae, Cash, and Beckett.
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2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Yeah, this is in Utah, but names in the exurbs of big Texas cities are just as bad.

 

Preslee. Madolin. Kolten. Atylee. Mekeli. Paityn. Kyson. Taeber. Saydee. Makinlee. Haleigh. Braylin. Syrie. Madisyn. Kirtlyn. Madysen. Aeryn. Taiten. Taycie. Gambit. Aroarin. Braxton. Macady. Maycee. Jaxon. Ryker. Jaxon. Jr. Laycee. Taeton. 

Some likely Mormon family named their kid Eros....WTF. 

 

 

So, you know only half the horror comes from the spellings?

For full Sanity Check, you need to hear the mom sing-songing it with full vocal-fry, and some huffiness thrown in. "MadoLINNN, JaXONNNN, gat. in. the. CARRRRR.... i'm going to count? to 75? omg one, whateverrrrr, two. thurREE."

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1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I knew some kids named Soda Pop and Pony Boy.

NO you didn't...you're a goddamn Soc/Soesch! 

I wonder how many fucking idiots in Ohio & Florida named their sons Urban over the last few years.  Gonna be a tough pill to swallow a few years from now  

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26 minutes ago, Lobo said:

NO you didn't...you're a goddamn Soc/Soesch! 

I wonder how many fucking idiots in Ohio & Florida named their sons Urban over the last few years.  Gonna be a tough pill to swallow a few years from now  

Are you sure those kids aren't named after any of the VIII Pope Urbans, or maybe former Yankee great Urban Shocker?

 

(Which is a great name given the new context of Shocker.)

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