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54 minutes ago, brakeman said:

An article describing climate change from 1912

 

Happy 109 anniversary!

 

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this paper is from 125 years ago.

Crap. We’re all dead. Well, it was good while it lasted. Sometimes. 

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he needs more practice?

42 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

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On 8/14/2021 at 8:29 AM, hookemATL said:

Beer between the legs, burner in the tray. Left arm leans on door frame and hand holds the wheel. Right hand available for sips, drags, and ball scratching/road wanks. 

Down Main Street after midnight with a brand new pack of cigs
A fresh one hangin' from her lips and a beer between her legs

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Give me my phone  

 

 

 

 

She seems nice. She’ll make a fine surly ex-wife some day. 

4 hours ago, nnm said:

She seems nice. She’ll make a fine surly ex-wife some day. 

I don't know about crazy. As the parent of a teenager I'm team mom in this vid. Stupid daughter was throwing a hissyfit like a 4 year old and mom was trying to talk some sense into her and walk away. She showed more restraint than I would've -- I would've probably thrown the phone in the fucking sewer. 

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

I don't know about crazy. As the parent of a teenager I'm team mom in this vid. Stupid daughter was throwing a hissyfit like a 4 year old and mom was trying to talk some sense into her and walk away. She showed more restraint than I would've -- I would've probably thrown the phone in the fucking sewer. 

Oh, I’m team mom all the way too. I’m saying the BSC teenager is going to make a fine surly ex-wife someday.
Some surlyite in the future is going to be seduced by the crazy in the teenager in a few years and then will predictably divorce her, giving her everything he owns. 

7 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Give me my phone  

 

 

 

 

Mom’s regretting that decision she made long ago. 

15 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

The limes never leave his right hand until they go under the right bowl. Once at 0:07, under right bowl at 0:10, the pass from left-to-right at 0:11 and under right bowl at 0:16. This guy is aggy Gandalf.

On 8/15/2021 at 10:31 PM, brakeman said:

 

Seems kinda dumb to ride a steep trail you're unfamiliar with at that speed.

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is a beautiful, meticulous Japanese style chest piece. 

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Would be cooler if the beating sun was over his actual heart instead of opposed to it.  

Also, dibs on "Aggy Gandalf" for new name of my College Station improve troupe

I wish the whole fucking thing would've fallen on the epileptic holding the camera. Christ.




Some surlyite in the future is going to be seduced by the crazy in the teenager in a few years and then will predictably divorce her, giving her everything he owns. 


At a minimum, your BBQ pit & motorcycle.

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12 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:


 

 


At a minimum, your BBQ pit & motorcycle.

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I don’t even have a motorcycle!

😉

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

Hell, my buddies and I would have done that if we found a decrepit building like that. We did plenty of damage to abandoned buildings back in the day. 

this fred guys twitter is great

 

 

3 hours ago, Smax said:

this fred guys twitter is great

 

 

In less than 10 years she can make a good living doing that.

7 hours ago, RPM said:

In less than 10 years she can make a good living doing that.

10 years?!

 

Do you even human traffic, brah?!

19 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I was a passenger on the same road last week. Much sloooower. This hits far from home.

Pastrana has to be nuts. I'm not sure how his big balls don't block his vision.

There has to be something that shows the road ahead, right?  Some of those corners were blind and I don't see how you could memorize a non-repetitive track that well.  Even rally racers have the navigator in-car calling out corners and severity ahead of time

57 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I'm not sure there has ever been a video more appropriate for this thread.  I need a Xanax after watching it!

32 minutes ago, Catpfish said:

There has to be something that shows the road ahead, right?  Some of those corners were blind and I don't see how you could memorize a non-repetitive track that well.  Even rally racers have the navigator in-car calling out corners and severity ahead of time

I'm guessing he has an electronic map of somekind.  Ride Tom Tom.

I'm sure he's probably run it a hundred times and has it memorized as well. Exactly how I dominate my children on Wario's Goldmine in Mario Kart.

6 minutes ago, smuggs said:

I'm sure he's probably run it a hundred times and has it memorized as well. Exactly how I dominate my children on Wario's Goldmine in Mario Kart.

Exactly the same. No difference at all. 

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Exactly the same. No difference at all. 

Minor differences. Pastrana probably can't fire a green shell with the Carlos Hathcock accuracy that I bring to the arena.

I wonder if my double wide is that sea worthy.  Of course, I may be financially challenged, but I'm smart enough to pick a site well above any flood plain.  So I guess I'll never know.

Not really HS, but pretty badass. Go ahead and try it. F around and find out. 

 

7 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

This one terrifies me more. I can't even imagine what it was like before it was paved all the way to the top. 

 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Not really HS, but pretty badass. Go ahead and try it. F around and find out. 

 

I'm picturing me trying that later tonight after a few drinks when my wife asks me to put down the drop bar in the back patio door.  

It does not end well.  

 

And holy shit on that driver getting up to top of Pike's Peak in 8 minutes.  I love motorsports, but the folks hanging out on the exterior cliff-sides of the road at the end made me more nervous than his own driving.  There were some hairpins starting around 5:30-7:00 marks that as he's ascending...the end point of the unprotected switch-back is blended into the sky because of the sun's glare.  He has a half dozen of those where you can't make it out (I'm sure it's different in the car rather than the camera lens), but that's insane...he just starts downshifting like, "Yeah, I guess I'll slow into my turn which should be about...I dunno...about here..."  Fucking surreal how good at how he handled every nuance of the road.  That was really cool.  I usually get sweaty palms watching shit like that but it was the machine was eerily calming.  The fucking people on the roadside made me more nervous.

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