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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror

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48 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. Because dying slowly of several degenerative diseases isn't reason enough to feel sorry for someone.
If I were dying, slowly and painfully, I don't think I'd be giving up on Texas football. I'd probably be wanting to see one more championship before I die.

My grandaddy watched Auburn win a national championship before he died of cancer. I feel good about that, and I don't GAF how many laptops Cam had to steal to make that happen.

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Being told Justice Haynes going into the Portal

14 minutes ago, Kdub said:

Oddly specific

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

”one” is awfully presumptive here.

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21 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I wouldn't say anyone's pining for him. Or at least not on this thread. Instead of "pining" I would say more "desperate and willing to set aside all standards" like one does at a hotel bar in Beaumont at 1:55 AM.

can you really say you are setting aside your standards if you are in a hotel in Beaumont?

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40 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's a backup tackle and we need IOL. Flood:

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3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

put this above the rumor is GT offered 3mm to him, which sounds crazy but welcome to CFB 2026 portal addition.

27 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I wouldn't say anyone's pining for him. Or at least not on this thread. Instead of "pining" I would say more "desperate and willing to set aside all standards" like one does at a hotel bar in Beaumont at 1:55 AM.

Ayy man Fuck you! My mom works at the Holiday inn restaurant & bar from 6p to 2a

Just now, Codaxx said:

put this above the rumor is GT offered 3mm to him, which sounds crazy but welcome to CFB 2026 portal addition.

We better offer FO!!!!

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Breaking: Justice Haynes plans to get a raise from Michigan

1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

can you really say you are setting aside your standards if you are in a hotel in Beaumont?

Hey now, people have to go places for work sometimes.

34 minutes ago, Boko Bevo said:

I still haven't fully recovered from the letdown of the last Tyler Johnson that played OT.

Thought maybe it was the same Tyler Johnson after learning that Troy Omiere still somehow has eligibility.

1 hour ago, hornlife said:

Culture my ass. We for some reason with Massive NIL can"t get players we need. Are we broke, overpaying, no donors? I did my share. OL, probably scrubs, RB maybe,, LB maybe. Why can't we get a decent ol when we need 3? it's not money, it's coaching. Hello Flood.

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I too thought it was musician Tyler Johnson who does cosplay as an OT from time to time...

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6 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

put this above the rumor is GT offered 3mm to him, which sounds crazy but welcome to CFB 2026 portal addition.

That's $3500 per yard gained last season.

Just now, Ricky Butler said:

That's $3500 per yard gained last season.

the 3 million did not even make me blink, but GT? If it was Texas Tech, I would have just shrugged my shoulders.

5 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Hey now, people have to go places for work sometimes.

You work in hydraulics?

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

You work in hydraulics?

I thought that was BO&W? He fixes brakes on 18 wheelers or some shit.

9 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Breaking: Justice Haynes plans to get a raise from Michigan

Michigan just signed Taylor Tatum from OU, resigned Jordan Marshall, and has #1 RB recruit Savion Hiter coming in. Haynes may actually leave.

4 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’ve heard Sikorsky has helicopter parents.

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

You work in hydraulics?

I don't drive a forklift, if that's what you're implying.

11 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Hey now, people have to go places for work sometimes.

5 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

the 3 million did not even make me blink, but GT? If it was Texas Tech, I would have just shrugged my shoulders.

Something silly like 60% of Ga Tech graduates are millionaires.

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

You work in hydraulics?

I was going to suggest he sells dialysis machines.

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

The only question is - does Texas take miss on Justice Haynes, Bo Jackson Jr, or both?

Also, who the heck thought this portal season was going to be such a Michigan battle? Getting real sick of them. The 2 OLs, Biles is visiting, now Uluave is visiting, and potentially Justice Haynes.

Justice Haynes or Bo Jackson would be fantastic final pieces to the RB room. Seeing some early talk about Haynes and Georgia Tech.

Sam Leavitt now scheduled to visit Miami. He’s the last girl at the dance and he’s got about a dozen suitors.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

The only question is - does Texas take Justice Haynes, Bo Jackson Jr, or both?

Haynes has a foot injury and that is the only reason he is not going pro. There are rumors the achilles is involved. Between these 2, Bo is the obvious choice. Just prepared to go through a painful negotiation next year, if you sign him.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I got slapped by a Japanese snowmonkey once.

Never had a monkey spank me. Doesn’t sound as gratifying.

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I was going to suggest he sells dialysis machines.

Y'all are both wrong. I sell carcinogens - no middleman, I get them directly from the source. Beaumont is like Cedar Rapids for guys like me.

Real job. It's less interesting than whatever you're imagining so no real need to click on this box.

Beaumont (and the Eastern District of Texas) is a preferred forum for plaintiffs in IP litigation.

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13 minutes ago, pacman said:

I too thought it was musician Tyler Johnson who does cosplay as an OT from time to time...

went down a rabbit hole and discovered that he was supposed to transfer to Coastal Carolina but never played.

2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Seeing some early talk about Haynes and Georgia Tech.

They have a type

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I got slapped by a Japanese snowmonkey once.

Nolan Ryan? Is that you??

Edit.. my bad. @TheAuditor beat me to it..

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2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Sam Leavitt now scheduled to visit Miami. He’s the last girl at the dance and he’s got about a dozen suitors.

Fatrick Mahomes is still at the bar

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Sam Leavitt now scheduled to visit Miami. He’s the last girl at the dance and he’s got about a dozen suitors.

I think he sucks, but Raiola is still out there too, right? I guess everyone thinks he sucks.

2 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Haynes has a foot injury and that is the only reason he is not going pro. There are rumors the achilles is involved. Between these 2, Bo is the obvious choice. Just prepared to go through a painful negotiation next year, if you sign him.

Jackson has to be a 1 year only plan for whoever signs him. If he's leaving Ohio St after starting as a freshman, he'll leave anywhere.

Just now, Park Gothic said:

Y'all are both wrong. I sell carcinogens - no middleman, I get them directly from the source. Beaumont is like Cedar Rapids for guys like me.

Beaumont (and the Eastern District of Texas) is a preferred forum for plaintiffs in IP litigation.

I choose to interpret your post as “I sell cigarettes” and ignore the rest because that also fits my personal narrative of Beaumont.

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Also, who the heck thought this portal season was going to be such a Michigan battle? Getting real sick of them. The 2 OLs, Biles is visiting, now Uluave is visiting, and potentially Justice Haynes.

Justice Haynes or Bo Jackson would be fantastic final pieces to the RB room. Seeing some early talk about Haynes and Georgia Tech.

lol, you realize that we've been trying to steal their players? I'm pretty sure they're getting sick of us.

Just now, Park Gothic said:

lol, you realize that we've been trying to steal their players? I'm pretty sure they're getting sick of us.

Yep - we’ve cost them a lot of money in the last few days.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yep - we’ve cost them a lot of money in the last few days.

We made Larry Ellison have to go dig through his couch cushions again.

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Texas already landed a better version of Justice Haynes. His name is Raleek Brown. I know it’s been like 24 hours and all, but for fuck’s sake, guys. Haynes can’t stay healthy and doesn’t spend much time between the tackles. We don’t need lightning and gimpy lightning. We need lightning and thunder.

Does anyone know where the bigger back for UF ended up? It’s clear he’s not coming to Texas for whatever reason, but he’s more of what Texas should be chasing.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

To me the choice seems fairly obvious unless he just wants to be home in Alabama, but I doubt that is the case.

Great! Do you happen to be 6’3, 195 and run a 4.42?

34 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

6’1” Thumper ILB. Went to high school in Katy.

Sounds like an excerpt from a Bun B song

Just now, closetojumping said:

Texas already landed a better version of Justice Haynes. His name is Raleek Brown. I know it’s been like 24 hours and all, but for fuck’s sake, guys. Haynes can’t stay healthy and doesn’t spend much time between the tackles. We don’t need lightning and gimpy lightning. We need lightning and thunder.

Does anyone know where the bigger back for UF ended up? It’s clear he’s not coming to Texas for whatever reason, but he’s more of what Texas should be chasing.

He had an injury this year. You think take a flyer if he's cheap?

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I choose to interpret your post as “I sell cigarettes” and ignore the rest because that also fits my personal narrative of Beaumont.

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40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Fishing at Pedernales Falls with my roommates. The assault was brutal, but I don’t remember Nolan Ryan being in the vicinity.

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At 8:40 today, the Musers replayed audio from a recent ticketstock with Nolan Ryan. Junior claims it was the best audio ever at the ticket. Junior, you like this gig? Nolan tells the story of being

George Tech for 2M is the pervasive rumor on Haynes

Do yall think the 9.95 forum falls off a cliff soon? No way any of y'all stay invested enough to keep tabs on this bullshit.

Justice Haynes is fungible. Spending millions on him would be a terrible allocation of resources

He benefited more from Michigan's OL than the inverse.

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