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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

All that and we went 10-3 and, if we're being honest, should have been included in the playoff.

Sark is a wizard.

If we're being honest, we should have lost a couple more games.

Sark is a buffoon

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8 minutes ago, Richter said:

man I really misunderstood what they meant by “Texas is going all in”… I didn’t know it meant all of our players were going into the portal but in hindsight it makes sense.

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Just now, nineliveslost said:

If we're being honest, we should have lost a couple more games.

Sark is a buffoon

We also couldve won a couple of more games. You are what your record says you are.

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Just now, nineliveslost said:

If we're being honest, we should have lost a couple more games.

Sark is a buffoon

I always forget the CFB record books have a whole section of “should have lost” games

Just now, Js1 said:

I always forget the CFB record books have a whole section of “should have lost” games

Under aggy there is a ton of asterisks that say "ran out of time"

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I always forget the CFB record books have a whole section of “should have lost” games

I'm starting to think some of our fans really do hate Texas football. Like, no joke.

Outside of absolute ref fuckery wtf does “should’ve lost” mean? We scored more points at the end of the game, we by definition should not have lost.

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yeah, he actually graduated from Darien High.

So, he may not be all that snooty.

I have a friend who graduated from Darien High.

He went on to Harvard for undergrad and Stanford for business school after working at CNet in the mid ’90s when it was small due to his Harvard suitemate (and future U.S. Ambassador to two different countries) being one of the earliest employees.

Yeah… Darien High kids aren’t that snooty. Neither are Highland Park or Westlake kids. They’re just regular ol’ public school kids.

9 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

If we're being honest, we should have lost a couple more games.

Sark is a buffoon

Co-signed.

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm starting to think some of our fans really do hate Texas football. Like, no joke.

Texas football is literally the Simpsons DNC “we hate life and our ourselves!”

35 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Who is this Brandon character?

Just like Brandon to say that

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James Simon is returning for 2026, per Hank South

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13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'm starting to think some of our fans really do hate Texas football. Like, no joke.

You're just now starting to think this??

27 minutes ago, JBJ said:

I actually ran the numbers on this. We have 2 less players in the portal and 4 more players on our roster than the average SEC team sans Ole Miss.

And the other conferences are faring much worse than the SEC.

It's literally everywhere and somehow we are slightly above average even in the SEC, which is a good 5 portal entrants better than the rest of the P4.

It’s an epidemic

17 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

If we're being honest, we should have lost a couple more games.

Sark is a buffoon

If you’re referring to Kentucky and miss st that’s only because they ran some plays that they never ran before. So not fair

12 minutes ago, Constant said:

Co-signed.

But not against OU.

We fucking wrecked those bitches

5 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

It’s an epidemic

If you’re referring to Kentucky and miss st that’s only because they ran some plays that they never ran before. So not fair

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On Texas Football CJ mentioned cake , Howe's response was next thing you know we will start hearing portaling is hard.

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2 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

On Texas Football CJ mentioned cake . Howe''s response was next you know will start hearing portaling is hard.

???

32 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

He did this mythical "graduate year" at a prep school to increase his appeal to D1 programs. This is an actual thing, but I think you mostly see it in the northeast.

So, he may not be all that snooty.

Wow. Had no idea that was a thing

6 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

But not against OU.

We fucking wrecked those bitches

Meh. It was 13-6 with 10 minutes to play and then we got Nibblet’d. Texas scored one offensive touchdown. The game up for grabs. Texas grabbed it just in time.

1 minute ago, SOHHvet08 said:

???

I like cake. But otherwise, I think I had a stroke

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Meh. It was 13-6 with 10 minutes to play and then we got Nibblet’d. Texas scored one offensive touchdown. The game up for grabs. Texas grabbed it just in time.

That is something aggy would say.

Don't do that.

19 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

James Simon is returning for 2026, per Hank South

Oh SHIT!!! I mean…HELL YEAH!

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

Meh. It was 13-6 with 10 minutes to play and then we got Nibblet’d. Texas scored one offensive touchdown. The game up for grabs. Texas grabbed it just in time.

The only thing less “up for grabs” than that game were Mateer’s passes.

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

That is something aggy would say.

Don't do that.

It felt different than when y’all actually kick our ass, I’ll just say that.

4 minutes ago, Constant said:

Meh. It was 13-6 with 10 minutes to play and then we got Nibblet’d. Texas scored one offensive touchdown. The game up for grabs. Texas grabbed it just in time.

Compared to your zero offensive touchdowns over two years.

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

The only thing “less up for grabs” than that game were Mateer’s passes.

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1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

Compared to your zero offensive touchdowns over two years.

No matter how much you try that stat won’t love you back.

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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No meat judging? Damn aggy absolutely owns us on that one.

25 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

James Simon is returning for 2026, per Hank South

What a weird situation. He briefly appears, doesn’t look bad, then disappears for the rest of the season. Then, re-signs. Maybe it’s a grades issue. Been living the college life too much maybe?

9 minutes ago, Constant said:

Meh. It was 13-6 with 10 minutes to play and then we got Nibblet’d. Texas scored one offensive touchdown. The game up for grabs. Texas grabbed it just in time.

Just in time for what? Y'all couldn't score.

On 1/6/2026 at 6:51 PM, tx 3 putt said:

this shit is stressful !!!!

Almost as bad as high school guy trying on hats that we hope is ours!

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

What a weird situation. He briefly appears, doesn’t look bad, then disappears for the rest of the season. Then, re-signs. Maybe it’s a grades issue. Been living the college life too much maybe?

Several depth chart decisions didn't make sense. No way Simon or Clark were worse than Baxter this year. And I still don't know what happened with Neto.

31 minutes ago, bgreen04 said:

Just like Brandon to say that

Let’s go Brandon ?!

9 minutes ago, Constant said:

It felt different than when y’all actually kick our ass, I’ll just say that.

Yeah mustve felt a lot better to get 2 field goals this year instead of 1 like last year!!

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

What a weird situation. He briefly appears, doesn’t look bad, then disappears for the rest of the season. Then, re-signs. Maybe it’s a grades issue. Been living the college life too much maybe?

I thought Michael Terry taking reps ahead of Simon in the bowl game was a sure sign he was departing but I guess not.

4 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Let’s go Brandon ?!

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On 1/6/2026 at 11:36 AM, lilMAC25 said:

Bama very much hired the wrong guy…

It's rather fascinating that Cignetti went from a fairly key component of the SabanReich to . . . IUP and a string of smaller schools.

19 minutes ago, SOHHvet08 said:

???

I think they were trying to compare this portal cycle so far to the incompetence of Strong (cake is baked) and Herman (winning is hard)

It’s a fucking bloodbath. Looks like almost every top program has 2025 bluechip recruits non starters asking for raises or testing the portal. HS recruiting is losing relevancy by the second.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I in fact did not see that. I saw fucking garbage coaching and shitty play calling with terrible OL play and a QB who had the fucking yips for half the season.

Other than that, was it ok?

9 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Several depth chart decisions didn't make sense. No way Simon or Clark were worse than Baxter this year. And I still don't know what happened with Neto.

This. I don’t trust whatever idiots were making these decisions.

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

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Lighten up Francis it’s a joke.

Is there still a spring portal?

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's rather fascinating that Cignetti went from a fairly key component of the SabanReich to . . . IUP and a string of smaller schools.

In theory bama hired the wrong guy when looking at Cig vs DeBoer, but DeBoer was a can’t miss. Bama is screwed in the long run even if they hired the right guy. They are running on saban fumes and DeBoer is proof all coaches are meathead idiots, because Bama has sky high expectations and can only compete when paying players is illegal and the bag game is $50,000. The descent is happening in real time and it’s going to ruin DeBoer’s reputation and resume.

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18 minutes ago, Constant said:

It felt different than when y’all actually kick our ass, I’ll just say that.

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

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I didn’t intend on ringing the dinner bell and hijacking this thread with old news. Congrats on the win. Raleek Brown will be a great addition.

9 minutes ago, Candi Fisther said:

It’s a fucking bloodbath. Looks like almost every top program has 2025 bluechip recruits non starters asking for raises or testing the portal. HS recruiting is losing relevancy by the second.

It does seem worse this year doesn’t it ?

2 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

It does seem worse this year doesn’t it ?

It is worse - it used to be only the poors were getting exploited. But the rest of the players caught on and now everyone’s fucked.

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