It was a pretty good story. Don't you think? It made me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway. I didn't like seein' Shaggy go. But, then I happen to know that there's a little Surlbowski on the way.

[Pods 7426]

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations.

[HouTex 1838]

She kidnapped herself!!!

[Damor 1221]

Ever thus to deadbeats, Kevin.

[next2naus 436]

Proud we are of them all

[dcbc 14180]

Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred.

[Bill Lumbergh 7157]

I am the walrus

[BigDHornfan 6504]

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

[CurlyDumps 4408]

This is a very complicated case.  Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.  Lotta strands to keep in my head.

 

Lotta strands in old duder's head.

[83Horn 1637]

Nothing's fucked?!?  The gottdam plane has crashed into the mountain!!!!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber

[Incredulity 11141]

Because, man, new shit has come to light.

[The Dude 1238]

Yeah, well, fuck it. 

[83Horn 1637]

The Chinaman is not the issue here Dude.  And please, Asian-American is the preferred nomenclature.

[Bill Lumbergh 7157]

Phone's ringing, dude. 

[futureman 22324]

mr lebowski is disabled

[Rivers 80]

That rug really tied the room together.

[futureman 22324]

3 hours ago, Rivers said:

That rug really tied the room together.

did it not?

-and this dude peed on it!

donny, please. 

[Trey3216 15298]

V.I. Lenin.  Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!!

[Lou 264]

The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

[Biff Tannen 44921]

Is it really "beat the band" and not "meet the man"?  

[Eskimohorn 5544]

Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually.

[Hmbre97 6253]

Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.

[ZanTheFan 49]

You're obviously not a golfer

[83Horn 1637]

You can imagine where it goes from there.

He fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous Mr. Lebowski.

[Biff Tannen 44921]

Are you all missing quotes by a word here and there on purpose?

[swTXSU 18]

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

[Lou 264]

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[Eskimohorn 5544]

Are you all missing quotes by a word here and there on purpose?

I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening, can you repeat that for me?

[Lou 264]

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

[DCA_HORN 725]

I'm finishing my coffee.

[Bearlyhangingon 27]

The little prick is stonewalling me!...Do you see what happens, Larry?!

[Biff Tannen 44921]

Ah fuck it.

[Bearlyhangingon 27]

This is not Nam, this is bowling...there are rules.

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[Eskimohorn 5544]

Leads, yeah sure. I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts.

[Bill Lumbergh 7157]

Nice marmot. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12332]

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

[Nicole44 21941]

i hate the fucking eagles man!

[83Horn 1637]

Oh, fuck it!  Yes, that's your answer; that's your answer to everything.  Tattoo it on your forehead.  Your revolution is over Mr. Lebowski.  Condolences!  The bums lost!  My advice to you is to do what your parents did;  GET A JOB, SIR!  THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE.  YOU HEAR ME LEBOWSKI?  THE BUMS WILL ALWYS LOSE!

[Biff Tannen 44921]

That's marvelous.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I don't like your jerkoff name. I don't like your jerkoff face. And I don't like you. Jerkoff

[Damor 1221]

Pilar?

[drifter379 1106]

This is what happens when you fuck a man in the ass!

[lateshow 1303]

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women.

[Biff Tannen 44921]

Well, sometimes it's a cathartic...uh

[Buzzrock 14775]

I am the walrus.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Mind if I do a J?

[Eskimohorn 5544]

You have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.

[Bill Lumbergh 7157]

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos. 

[Eskimohorn 5544]

no donny these men are cowards

[Biff Tannen 44921]

Dipshit with a 9-toed woman!