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Of course OU fans are making the surgeon that did Mateers hand is basically being given the key to the state. I can’t believe he’s going to play. If we don’t put him on the ground or send Simmons around to knock his arm..we are doing something wrong. For you lucky mother fers that get to go, cheer loud and let’s turn this ship around. Love this day so much, will always take a year off my life watching it but let’s beat some OU ass and watch Arch have his resurrection. Hook em! Fuck OU 

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    Tenn Vol here. Y’all suck collectively as a fan base…but still pulling for your worthless overrated team against OU.

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3 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

75 yard TD to Wingo

This sounds good.  Do this a LOT.

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

I wish I could bet on the offense going three and out (or worse) on their first drive.

Or worse is pretty likely. Sark teams come out flat against OU. Pressure is going to cause a turnover. 

8 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

Didn’t Worthy take a screen the first play of the game to the house? 

Kansas in 2016 and blOU in 2021 are the two games I remember where we scored a 75-yard touchdown off of a screen on the first play of the game.

We lost both games.

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Arch is going to get it together and throw for 7 TD's and the D is going to hold those miserable bastards to negative yards. 

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

this. 5 stitches isn't "surgery".  it's all bullshit.

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Just now, TOR said:

Arch is going to get it together and throw for 7 TD's and the D is going to hold those miserable bastards to negative yards. 

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2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

I think it's more a movable object (ou line) vs. our stoppable force.

We're due?

So was Florida’s passing game until they played us 

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Kansas in 2016 and blOU in 2021 are the two games I remember where we scored a 75-yard touchdown off of a screen on the first play of the game.

We lost both games.

This from Casey T.  And we lost this as well 

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me puking up my migas here in a minute is probably more likely than Arch getting it together today with our duck taped o line, but let’s hope Sark has some quick passes drawn up and they come out with fire up their ass [emoji1598]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Arch first pass of the game is it at the feet of an open wr or is it an over throw of an open wr?

How about right into the WR’s hands while running full speed?

13 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Or worse is pretty likely. Sark teams come out flat against OU. Pressure is going to cause a turnover. 

Once in my life I'd like to see Texas come out looking and playing like the angrier, more amped up team.

15 minutes ago, TOR said:

This sounds good.  Do this a LOT.

Do much bitchmade shit today. We are going to fuck them up.

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Once in my life I'd like to see Texas come out looking and playing like the angrier, more amped up team.

Were you not alive for the Vince Young years?  

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Once in my life I'd like to see Texas come out looking and playing like the angrier, more amped up team.

That was 2021 and we lost 

4 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Once in my life I'd like to see Texas come out looking and playing like the angrier, more amped up team.

We actually did under Strong. Lots of obvious issues with his teams. Not coming out angry wasn't one of them. That 2014 game was a physical ass kicking by the horns but a loss on the scoreboard. 

24 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Of course OU fans are making the surgeon that did Mateers hand is basically being given the key to the state. I can’t believe he’s going to play. If we don’t put him on the ground or send Simmons around to knock his arm..we are doing something wrong. For you lucky mother fers that get to go, cheer loud and let’s turn this ship around. Love this day so much, will always take a year off my life watching it but let’s beat some OU ass and watch Arch have his resurrection. Hook em! Fuck OU 

They should give it to ChiTownDoc for banging out Angie Varona. 

36 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Kansas in 2016 and blOU in 2021 are the two games I remember where we scored a 75-yard touchdown off of a screen on the first play of the game.

We lost both games.

Precious memories for you, I'm sure.

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14 minutes ago, ballrific said:

me puking up my migas here in a minute is probably more likely than Arch getting it together today with our duck taped o line, but let’s hope Sark has some quick passes drawn up and they come out with fire up their ass emoji1598.png

Oohhh, migas sound pretty good right now.

Take me back to the day I saw some BlowU clown wave his arms in Bevo's face and one of the handlers applied his handling stick to the fkr's ear.

OU hasn’t played in a hostile environment yet this year (Auburn and Michigan were at home)… That could be a factor.

24 minutes ago, TOR said:

Arch is going to get it together and throw for 7 TD's and the D is going to hold those miserable bastards to negative yards. 

Preach

18 minutes ago, ballrific said:

me puking up my migas here in a minute is probably more likely than Arch getting it together today with our duck taped o line, but let’s hope Sark has some quick passes drawn up and they come out with fire up their ass emoji1598.png

Don’t be a bitch

The team's equipment has arrived.

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8 minutes ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Preach

LET'S GO!

Tebow on on the State Farm halftime report giving Archie some love. He says he saw more from Archie in the lost at Florida than the wins, and blamed his problems on the offensive line. 

QB gonna stan QB   Maybe?  Then again, Tim will probably have fond feelings for a quarterback who will throw it at the feet of a receiver doing a crossing route.

Good luck today gentlemen. I hope we can all still be friends tomorrow. 

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

... Then again, Tim will probably have fond feelings for a quarterback who will throw it at the feet of a receiver doing a crossing route.

Why you got to bring the hate, Gator.

9 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Hands in pockets 

Arriving "at," not "to."

1 hour ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Of course OU fans are making the surgeon that did Mateers hand is basically being given the key to the state. I can’t believe he’s going to play. If we don’t put him on the ground or send Simmons around to knock his arm..we are doing something wrong. For you lucky mother fers that get to go, cheer loud and let’s turn this ship around. Love this day so much, will always take a year off my life watching it but let’s beat some OU ass and watch Arch have his resurrection. Hook em! Fuck OU 

I’ll do you one better. We’re gonna dial up the 6-man cover 0 stalemate rushes to make sure all, and I mean ALL, the rush lanes are covered. 6 men 2-gapping = 12 gaps covered. Good luck scrambling against that.

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12 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Hands in pockets 

Ancient proverb says.  Man with hand in pants feel cocky all day

Tebow on on the State Farm halftime report giving Archie some love. He says he saw more from Archie in the lost at Florida than the wins, and blamed his problems on the offensive line. 
QB gonna stan QB   Maybe?  Then again, Tim will probably have fond feelings for a quarterback who will throw it at the feet of a receiver doing a crossing route.

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12 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

Good luck today gentlemen. I hope we can all still be friends tomorrow. 

Fuck you.

Hands in pockets 

Got that suit at Dollar General.
13 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

Good luck today gentlemen. I hope we can all still be friends tomorrow. 

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2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Why you got to bring the hate, Gator.

Not a drop of hate in my heart for Texas.   But you can’t expect me to drop decades of Florida-Manning hate just because he’s now a horn.   I also think Arch as a quarterback is gonna turn out just fine for Texas, and he is getting a bad rap right now.    He’ll be fine if he ever has three potato time to go through his progressions.

58 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Once in my life I'd like to see Texas come out looking and playing like the angrier, more amped up team.

So you must have missed 2013, 2016. 2018, 2022, 2024...

Mateer was shown warming-up in a live 5-second cutaway during the BamaJelly-Misery game.

54 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

We actually did under Strong. Lots of obvious issues with his teams. Not coming out angry wasn't one of them. That 2014 game was a physical ass kicking by the horns but a loss on the scoreboard. 

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2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Don’t hold your breath, I can’t remember I big game where sark drove the field and scored.

 

You have a terrible memory 

He’s not listed on the pre-game injury report and is warming up with 1s. I see no way Texas can score 2 TDs so hope we can win 10-9. 

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2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

this. 5 stitches isn't "surgery".  it's all bullshit.

Stop being a retard

I honestly think we’ll know how the game is gonna go within the first 5 minutes. I don’t know if we can play behind with any confidence or aggression 

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