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2025 CFP First Round - The "U" @ aggy


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6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

My god you guys are stupid.

You have no idea what my musical experience is but one thing for sure rap is not serious “music”.

Try listening to CSNY or the Byrds or god forbid The Beatles.

You know guys that could not only write great songs but could actually play instruments and sing like harmonies and shit.

 

Shut the fuck up, Grandpa. And you might want to try not being the most Aggie thing in the fucking aTm thread. 

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My god you guys are stupid.
You have no idea what my musical experience is but one thing for sure rap is not serious “music”.
Try listening to CSNY or the Byrds or god forbid The Beatles.
You know guys that could not only write great songs but could actually play instruments and sing like harmonies and shit.
 

Paul can't read music.
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7 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

My god you guys are stupid.

You have no idea what my musical experience is but one thing for sure rap is not serious “music”.

Try listening to CSNY or the Byrds or god forbid The Beatles.

You know guys that could not only write great songs but could actually play instruments and sing like harmonies and shit.

 

By golly, thou art an ignoramus

Thou hast no knowledge of my musical acumen! Yet one thing is surely true... pop and rock are not serious music. 

Thou shalt listen to Beethoven, Bach, or god forbid Mozart. 

- Steamboat's grandpa

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8 hours ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Rap isn’t music. 
 

it’s talking over a sample of someone else’s music. 

This may be the second worst take ever posted on this site behind the time someone said Salma Hayek’s tits were too big.

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Posted
15 hours ago, TexasMan said:

NSIAP

WHEW

 

Get this young man an NIL deal. I am serious when I wish I could have done deals for content like this. 

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9 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

BUFF isn't actually all that big with about 2/3 of the wing of a C-5 or 748 and less than half the MTOW of a 748. C-5's payload is more than double the BUFF and the 748's is more than 4x.

Checking the payload bay of a BUFF…

 

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9 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

So my LG TV died this morning 41 days after the 5 year warranty expired (get fucked LG). So to watch this game I went to a local bar wearing a Texas hat. 

By the 3rd quarter I’d educated the bar about how ass backward aggy is and they now know it’s a fake military cult. 

So I thank LG for helping educate some Pennsylvanians about aggy being aggy.

 

9 hours ago, Majorcholas said:

The Lord works in mysterious ways.


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27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Found steamboat’s handle on Texags:

 

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Hot take: The first time I heard Kernkraft 400 Zombie Nation was when Texas played UCF in their first ever game on their new stadium.  We should leave the amplified music to schools like that.  We have the Showband of the Southwest and should let them play all the music.  Period.

Also:

  • "Lil Baby Diaper" is pretty funny
  • "before college football became a huge financial racketeering scheme" is pretty accurate.

 

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Anyone else see the aggy OL being all cute with the CPR shit in the middle of the game.

Symptomatic of not taking your opponent seriously, or am I reading too much into their 3 point production at home  yesterday?

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9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I heard on their post game show that they lose 4 OL starters, that they have a new offensive coordinator, and that Marcel Reed announced he's coming back to A&M, presumably after he got a nice, fat NIL contract to do so. Knowing that he wasn't that great this year, that they have a very hard schedule next year, that he's going to have all-new offensive linemen and a new OC, and that they'll be calling for his head after a few games as he sits there on the bench eating about 1.5 mil in NIL dollars makes me smile. 

Pretty much all of this will happen except because they will be breaking in a new OL Reed is going to be running a lot early on.  I would set the O/U at 3.5 games..  Guessing LSU is the one who breaks him in half when they game plan for him scrambling 40+ times.

they will pay him without remorse all the while whining to anyone who will listen that 2026 was their year, Reed would have won the heisman and they would have won it all if he just hadn’t gotten hurt.  

Posted
10 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I honestly don’t think they’ve ever once had a real quarterback. At least not since I’ve been paying attention since the 70s.

 

Its been like 30 straight Corey Pulligs in a row. 

C’mon. Bucky Pullign was decent. He won a lot of games with a team that had a sizable payroll back in the day. 

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10 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I honestly don’t think they’ve ever once had a real quarterback. At least not since I’ve been paying attention since the 70s.

 

Its been like 30 straight Corey Pulligs in a row. 

Tannehill has to be the best passer in the past 3 decades.  aggy seems obsessed with finding their version of VY, but they are all actually Swoopes instead.

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10 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

So my LG TV died this morning 41 days after the 5 year warranty expired (get fucked LG). So to watch this game I went to a local bar wearing a Texas hat. 

By the 3rd quarter I’d educated the bar about how ass backward aggy is and they now know it’s a fake military cult. 

So I thank LG for helping educate some Pennsylvanians about aggy being aggy.

This sounds like Jordan Belfort's recounting of his night at the country club to the police in Wolf of Wall Street. Can I get the CCTV footage where you threatened to beat up the bus boy and dry humped the pinball machine?

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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Everything is slop.

it puts out the occasional banger. I thought the AI Bigfoot vlog stuff was pretty funny

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