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Popular comedians that are not funny. I’ll start : Bert Kreischer

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I have been listening to all of the XM comedy channels for 20 years. I’m ready to judge. I change the channel when these come on:

Leann Morgan (country grandma)

Sam Kinison

Wanda Sykes

George Carlin

15 minutes ago, Elvis said:

I have been listening to all of the XM comedy channels for 20 years. I’m ready to judge. I change the channel when these come on:

Leann Morgan (country grandma)

Sam Kinison

Wanda Sykes

George Carlin

38 minutes ago, Elvis said:

I have been listening to all of the XM comedy channels for 20 years. I’m ready to judge. I change the channel when these come on:

Leann Morgan (country grandma)

Sam Kinison

Wanda Sykes

George Carlin

At least one of those is going to get you sent to the unpopular opinions thread. If not more. But rock on.

1 hour ago, Elvis said:

George Carlin

Let me guess, you think big tits with pink nipples are overrated, too?

6 hours ago, Elvis said:

Sam Kinison

It takes a lot of guts to come out and admit that you have no sense of humor and/or might be retarded.

22 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Brian Regan

Wow

6 hours ago, Elvis said:

I have been listening to all of the XM comedy channels for 20 years. I’m ready to judge. I change the channel when these come on:

Leann Morgan (country grandma)

Sam Kinison

Wanda Sykes

George Carlin

Not everyone can be Phyllis Diller.

4 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Anjelah Johnson

Hush.

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

It takes a lot of guts to come out and admit that you have no sense of humor and/or might be retarded.

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9 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Dave Chappelle the last 15 years.

I wouldn’t say it’s bad, just different than early Dave. It’s more story telling than small bits. Maybe because I like storylines that tie together at the end (eg Seinfeld), Dave’s current format is still enjoyable.

6 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Anjelah Johnson

I give her a pass because of the Vietnamese mail salon bit which was spot on (according to all my Asian female friends).

14 hours ago, Elvis said:

George Carlin

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3 hours ago, Superhero said:

(according to all my Asian female friends).

Pics?

Tom Segura.

He used to be funny. His head is so far up his own ass nowadays.

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Joe Rogan

Wow that's a really brave comment. Thank you for your service.

Chapelle is still good, I’m glad he keeps pushing the envelope. People are such pussies, it’s needed.

Nobody is ever as funny as “they used to be”. It’s a tough gig. It’s why the majority move away from it. You can’t keep topping yourself, audiences change, and the lens has obviously shifted as well.

The main problem is that once you become successful it’s hard to be relatable to the everyday person. You sound insufferable like Tom and Bert when you constantly talk about luxury living. Some guy earning $60k does not find it funny that your private entrance at LAX forgot to include your KoolAid.

25 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

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Am biased because of the assholy way he treated my nephew (a production assistant - and UT grad) while they were filming Christmas Vacation.

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Am biased because of the assholy way he treated my nephew (a production assistant - and UT grad) while they were filming Christmas Vacation.

Well yea, he's a noted dickhead....doesn't make him unfunny.

I don't agree with some of Elvis's choices, but the XM comedy station can make some great comedians less than great with its format. Taking a 3-5 minute clip from an hour long special doesn't always work with every comedian. Plus some comedians they play too much of the same bits over and over again.

Bill Murray
Shane Gillis
Bert k
Any late night TV host

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Pics?

You don’t want to see pics of friends.

The hot ones are not friends. They are the MILFs.

3 hours ago, Jshep34 said:


Any late night TV host

You mean except Conan O’Brien right?

10 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Bill Murray

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