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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

They’ll remind us how the dems are the real racists historically. 

Did you know Abraham Lincoln was a REPUBLICAN?  Take that you libtard dumbocrats!

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Liz Cheney says how dare you compare them to Nazis.  That's really fucking offensive to Nazis.  At least they had a platform to stand behind. an ethos.

 

5 hours ago, bolverk said:

I've said before and I'll say it again: The Villages is the only place I've ever witnessed a golfcart traffic jam.

You, good sir, have obviously never experienced the glory of the Halliburton drink stand at the SPE Thailand golf tournament.

13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Liz Cheney says how dare you compare them to Nazis.  That's really fucking offensive to Nazis.  At least they had sweet Hugo Boss uniforms. 

FIFY.

Because our nazi pieces of shit have....this....

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lol I hope they melt



Ordained by god huh....
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

FIFY.

Because our nazi pieces of shit have....this....

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I bet she smells like wet diaper and generic cigarettes. 

I bet she smells like wet diaper and generic cigarettes. 

Moth balls and decaying flesh is my guess.
16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

FIFY.

Because our nazi pieces of shit have....this....

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They look like they've made a lot of good choices in their lives.

12 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I bet she smells like wet diaper and generic menthol cigarettes. 

fifh

Just now, henrygandorf said:

seriously i can smell that picture through my laptop.

Percentage of meals they eat that cannot be described using the words "fried" or "gravy" -- less than 20%.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Percentage of meals they eat that cannot be described using the words "fried" or "gravy" -- less than 20%.

percentage of relatives that have to be bathed in their beds with a wet cloth on a stick - higher than 15%.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Percentage of meals they eat that cannot be described using the words "fried" or "gravy" -- less than 20%.

What if they get the french fries AND the mac and cheese? 

4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

What if they get the french fries AND the mac and cheese? 

They only eat Freedom Fries. They aren’t some pansy French socialist 

30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You, good sir, have obviously never experienced the glory of the Halliburton drink stand at the SPE Thailand golf tournament.

Having been involved in some pretty debaucherous shenanigans at Houston O&G events, I couldn't even imagine what the morally bankrupt among us get in to at an industry event in Thailand.  

1 minute ago, Lagunamadre said:

Having been involved in some pretty debaucherous shenanigans at Houston O&G events, I couldn't even imagine what the morally bankrupt among us get in to at an industry event in Thailand.  

checks notes to see if that's on the list of trump's declarations...

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

checks notes to see if that's on the list of trump's declarations...

They are fun people hit the town with, not the kind you want running the country though. 

16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Percentage of meals they eat that cannot be described using the words "fried" or "gravy" -- less than 20%.

Leave the Steel Shank thread out of this good sir

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Leave the Steel Shank thread out of this good sir

You'll note I didn't say "cheese/cheez products" or "louisiana hot sauce."  I'm not gonna cut my nose off to spite my face.

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Donald Trump has to be one of the 5 greatest con-men in the history of the world, and that's saying something.

It boggles the mind how he can get all of these big Southern dummies to buy into his shit and treat him as the second coming  Trump is as New York as you can get.  Born and raised.   He's lived in big penthouses in Manhattan all his adult life, and looked down on everybody else.  Especially rednecks from SEC country.  He couldn't give a rat's ass about these hillbillies.  Trump probably couldn't sing any lyrics from Freebird or Sweet Home Alabama.  And yet here they are hootin' and hollerin' and thanking sweet baby Jesus for their lord and savior Donald f'ing Trump.

It's impressive.  It just flat out is.  And it's scary.

^^^^^ 100% this.

Objectively speaking, it's amazing, fascinating, and impressive as hell.  Best goddamned con-man I've ever seen.

 

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9 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Donald Trump has to be one of the 5 greatest con-men in the history of the world, and that's saying something.

It boggles the mind how he can get all of these big Southern dummies to buy into his shit and treat him as the second coming  Trump is as New York as you can get.  Born and raised.   He's lived in big penthouses in Manhattan all his adult life, and looked down on everybody else.  Especially rednecks from SEC country.  He couldn't give a rat's ass about these hillbillies.  Trump probably couldn't sing any lyrics from Freebird or Sweet Home Alabama.  And yet here they are hootin' and hollerin' and thanking sweet baby Jesus for their lord and savior Donald f'ing Trump.

It's impressive.  It just flat out is.  And it's scary.

they don't have to love him.  or even like him.  they just have to hate the other guys.

hatred and fear.

Liz Cheney says how dare you compare them to Nazis.  That's really fucking offensive to Nazis.  At least they had a platform to stand behind. 


Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos.

I’m already jealous of the historians 100 years from now looking back at this period in time. 

I think we’re well past “This is how Rome fell” now.   At least our society will be remembered for a hundred generations. 

What would you say the most important personalities or organizations have been in promoting Trump? We've discussed several of them here.

Rush - liberals are evil and they want to destroy America

Pastors (local and national) - SCOTUS justices

NRA - have they been as influential as the first two?

2 minutes ago, retread said:

What would you say the most important personalities or organizations have been in promoting Trump? We've discussed several of them here.

Rush - liberals are evil and they want to destroy America

Pastors (local and national) - SCOTUS justices

NRA - have they been as influential as the first two?

#1 NBC - the Apprentice 

37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Percentage of meals they eat that cannot be described using the words "fried" or "gravy" -- less than 20%.

You got a fuckin problem with gravy?

5 minutes ago, retread said:

What would you say the most important personalities or organizations have been in promoting Trump? We've discussed several of them here.

Rush - liberals are evil and they want to destroy America

Pastors (local and national) - SCOTUS justices

NRA - have they been as influential as the first two?

the nfl.

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

You got a fuckin problem with gravy?

If it's your blood type....yes.

Just now, Message Board User said:

 

See the picture of the two Trumpkins I posted above.  These are the folks Parscale calls "too complex."  Shit, even the carbohydrates they consume by the bucket ain't complex.

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Good. 

shit, mine too.

Has he considered ending it then? 

Really blows a hole in the misogynistic “electability” nonsense with Beto and Buttigieg performing worse. 

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Has he considered ending it then? 

I honestly don't care what 'it' stands for here

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Really blows a hole in the misogynistic “electability” nonsense with Beto and Buttigieg performing worse. 

who's saying anything misogynistic?  warren is ahead of beto and pete in most polls right now.

and why does this tweet make it look like warren's numbers are the best (bernie and biden have bigger "leads")

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Really blows a hole in the misogynistic “electability” nonsense with Beto and Buttigieg performing worse. 

I've got a feeling Florida 2020 will be a real nailbiter, but in the end Trump will eek out a win by about 10,000 votes. Not sure why I think that? 

I've got a feeling Florida 2020 will be a real nailbiter, but in the end Trump will eek out a win by about 10,000 votes. Not sure why I think that? 

Da, comrade.
12 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

who's saying anything misogynistic?  warren is ahead of beto and pete in most polls right now.

and why does this tweet make it look like warren's numbers are the best (bernie and biden have bigger "leads")

Not sure if you’re conflating polls in primaries against polls vs Trump.  They’re two different things.  

The main talking point and the reason Biden is leading in the polls is the perception of “electability” against Trump,  as if a better candidate couldn’t beat Trump.  

People say they’re turned off by Warren because they don’t know if she’s “electable” or she has “likability” issues.   It’s a disguise for “I don’t think a woman can win” which has a misogyny undertone.  

The fact that Warren is ahead of Beto against Trump in Florida blows that perception up a bit. 

Here’s where Biden and Sanders stand:

 

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Not sure if you’re conflating polls in primaries against polls vs Trump.  They’re two different things.  

The main talking point and the reason Biden is leading in the polls is the perception of “electability” against Trump,  as if a better candidate couldn’t beat Trump.  

People say they’re turned off by Warren because they don’t know if she’s “electable” or she has “likability” issues.   It’s a disguise for “I don’t think a woman can win” which has a misogyny undertone.  

The fact that Warren is ahead of Beto against Trump in Florida blows that perception up a bit. 

Here’s where Biden and Sanders stand:

 

yes, thank you for the assist.

in dem primary and ge polls, warren is holding her own just fine against the men not named biden or bernie, and has been for a while.  to me, the takeaway from this poll is that trump is stuck in the low 40's across america and most any dem can beat him.

the reason "electability" even comes up is because it's pretty much the only "pro" anyone has for biden right now.  it has nothing to do with warren.  in fact, polls that show negatives imply that bernie might have more "electability" issues than warren.

and the misogynistic stuff comes from (older) polls showing that women still somehow have trouble voting for women for high public offices.  there are also polls supporting the perception that the older a man gets, the better their polling numbers (the more people like/trust them), but the opposite holds true for women.

still seemed like an intentionally misleading crop of the poll.

thank god they wrote massive in all caps.  i was just gonna rely on his remarks tomorrow about crowd size.

stirring intro from jackie o melania t.

sorry, i so often get those two confused.

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