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32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I believe most folks on this board are more interested in finding out if their employer offers a "strained your elbow from jerking off too much to Albanian midget porn" coverage.

At least, that's what the fellas on the football board told me.

My left arm has  always been the dominant one. 

Yea.... thats the ticket...

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I believe most folks on this board are more interested in finding out if their employer offers a "strained your elbow from jerking off too much to Albanian midget porn" coverage.

At least, that's what the fellas on the football board told me.

How much is to much? 

Obv - asking for a friend

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Serious note: everyone should check out a cancer policy if their employer offers one, or get one if they don’t.
My HR recommended I got it - and wouldn’t you know three months after paying my $15 a month I got cancer. Once I sent them proof of my tumor, they sent me a cash payment of $11,000 - and paid 20% cash of the cost of each of my on-going MRIs and CTs.
Not a bad bang for your buck.  It was one stressor I did not have to have as I made my co-pays and airfare and hotel visits to MDA.   It is so damn cheap that if you ever join the club, that valuable assist makes dealing with it a hell of a lot easier financially.

TSRH.
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14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I believe most folks on this board are more interested in finding out if their employer offers a "strained your elbow from jerking off too much to Albanian midget porn" coverage.

At least, that's what the fellas on the football board told me.

This isn't a joke, I know that most of this board is probably gainfully employed and insured, that being said, finding employers with even DECENT health insurance at decent rates these days, even if employed full time, is fucking tough.

14 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, that's offensive.

I much prefer Serbian midget porn myself.  F'n insurance companies probably draw the line there, some sort of "pre-existing condition" or some such.

Wait till you discover SYBIAN midget porn. 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

This isn't a joke, I know that most of this board is probably gainfully employed and insured, that being said, finding employers with even DECENT health insurance at decent rates these days, even if employed full time, is fucking tough.

This and most people do not know what the insurance will cover until they need it.

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Doc visit today, numbers almost freakishly good.

Blood pressure clocked in way too low, first reading was maybe 72/50, one step above being ectoplasm. They fed me salty snacks until I flexed out 20 points higher.

Welireg is supposed to mess up oxygen levels. We remain defiant at 99%.

Down to almost my Army weight, mainly due to Wife had knee surgery, doesn't cook as much, and we eat smaller portions when it's Poison, I mean Fast Food Night. (uppity up up uppity)

Nothing really to report other than constant minor 1-out-of-10 pain-scale aches to shoulders/hips/knees. Might just be 60+ Rainy Weather Blues.

Next body scan 3 weeks when the techs get to look at mah bo-dee.

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expecially bad esspelling.
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Had my first blood transfusion yesterday. Muh globins dropped one point below the threshold to cause the visit.

I felt fine until i ate a sammich then i was seeing spots and could barely walk. Glad i cant get uncontrollable boners these days. Might of killed me.

A pint of O+ later and I was back in action. 

PSA: dont go to St Davids off parmer if you have an emergency.  They were down 14 nurses last night.

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2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

PSA: dont go to St Davids off parmer if you have an emergency.  They were down 14 nurses last night.

I can speak to this after a recent visit to ER with my pops. Awful experience. 
 

 

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I can speak to this after a recent visit to ER with my pops. Awful experience. 
 
 

BTW, the “secret ER” in Austin is…the Heart Hospital next to Central Market. It’s a full ER, we’ve never had a wait.
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56 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

PSA: dont go to St Davids off parmer if you have an emergency.  They were down 14 nurses last night.

Sheesh. On top of being 780 miles away... you wonder how they claim to be an "emergency" room.

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