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    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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I'm not sure what lit really means, but that vid was not it.

23 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I'm not sure what lit really means, but that vid was not it.

Well, he didn’t commit to Brewster or it would have been. 

It was expected, but I was told not to worry about the Catholic connection thing..

Long way to go until signing day, but I think this one sticks. NEXT

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Turn up the heat on DE Zach Williams from Arkie.

And Rian Davis.

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And Rian Davis.

Davis might be an off the all guy

what if one of the silents is NaNa.... think about it. and after he announces for ND, the coaches call in the silent and he flips to Texas! it could happen...
 

It would take a Mensa(h) level thinking coach to concoct a plan like that

Fuck that royal wedding shit.   Haven’t seen 1 second of it. Wife could give 2 shits. 

It’s hard for me to consider NaNa lost when I never considered him ours to start with. 

17 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What's worse: 

NaNa to Notre Dame ?

or 

Watching the Royal Wedding with your wives/girlfriends?

The latter for me. 

How many wives and girlfriends do you have?  I can see how that wouldn’t be fun. 

The cello player was pretty badass.   I think one could score chicks playing the cello.

And turn it on it's side.  Cello!  It's a bass.

 

2 hours ago, ousux said:

It was expected, but I was told not to worry about the Catholic connection thing..

Long way to go until signing day, but I think this one sticks. NEXT

Let's just stick to the Latter-day Saints guys. And the occasional skilled Animist.

52 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What's worse: 

NaNa to Notre Dame ?

or 

Watching the Royal Wedding with your wives/girlfriends?

The latter for me. 

Royal wedding, wife can’t enough. I hope Herman forces Giles to watch the whole damn thing repeatedly as punishment. 

55 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Fuck that royal wedding shit.   Haven’t seen 1 second of it. Wife could give 2 shits. 

Are you married to a doorknob?

33 minutes ago, tantric superman said:
5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Are you married to a doorknob?

no, but Charles is.... 

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4 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Royal wedding, wife can’t enough. I hope Herman forces Giles to watch the whole damn thing repeatedly as punishment. 

Godspeed everyone. 

By the way, why don't we do "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow" more often.  Seems like fun.

Maybe I'm just not in the appropriate secret societies.

 

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

It’s hard for me to consider NaNa lost when I never considered him ours to start with. 

Some of y’all need to nut the fuck up and start acting like we’re the University of Texas.

25 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Giles would spend the whole time in awe that Prince Harry could nab a 30something divorced b-list actress, and he would tell everyone watching with him that he would have gone for someone more attainable like a plus sized bipolar amputee or a hooker just getting out of rehab.

There's a rehab for hookers?  I did not know this.  

56 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Giles would spend the whole time in awe that Prince Harry could nab a 30something divorced b-list actress, and he would tell everyone watching with him that he would have gone for someone more attainable like a plus sized bipolar amputee or a hooker just getting out of rehab.

Sir Paul did that already, much to his chagrin. Not sure if she was bipolar, pics online suggest hooking may've been a part-time gig.

1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Some of y’all need to nut the fuck up and start acting like we’re the University of Texas.

Regarding NaNa’s recruitment, seems it might help more if he acted like we’re the University of Texas. 

3 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Some of y’all need to nut the fuck up and start acting like we’re the University of Texas.

oh blow it out your ass

6 hours ago, futureman said:

oh blow it out your ass

Jesus fucking christ.  You follow me around like a lost puppy.  Clearly, you have nothing better to do with your life.  Are you fucking autistic or something?

14 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What's worse: 

NaNa to Notre Dame ?

or 

Watching the Royal Wedding with your wives/girlfriends?

The latter for me. 

 

They were probably drunk and fucking like rabbits before I even knew they had the wedding.

51 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

 

They were probably drunk and fucking like rabbits

Your wives and girlfriends? Go on

4 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Jesus fucking christ.  You follow me around like a lost puppy.  Clearly, you have nothing better to do with your life.  Are you fucking autistic or something?

bite the big one, uncle roman

4 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Jesus fucking christ.  You follow me around like a lost puppy.  Clearly, you have nothing better to do with your life.  Are you fucking autistic or something?

 

Are autistic people called "autists?"

Like, "He was one of the most important autists of the OCD movement of the 1920's."

From a Horns247 poster who claims to know Jalen Catalon's brother

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Our magical depth chart is now tougher to crack than Clemson's.  In a month or two we might be able to claim a national depth chart title over Bama.

Anybody know if Jake Smith made it into USC this weekend?  I have a check for $9.95 waiting.

1 minute ago, XOVERX said:

Anybody know if Jake Smith made it into USC this weekend?  I have a check for $9.95 waiting.

He did

23 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Don't really know what to make of this.

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That last sentence is kind of shocking.

27 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Don't really know what to make of this.

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We told you it was close. But it wasn’t, so now we have to make up something that allows us to continue to take your money. 

That aggy mod Sayles started a topic congratulating aggy target Osafo-Mensah on his commitment to ND over Texas.

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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

That aggy mod Sayles starting a topic congratulating aggy target Osafo-Mensah on his commitment to ND over Texas.

Why, you know he’d have done the same had we been the choice. 

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