2019 Houston Astros Thread

[runthebone 7913]

Ken, Jon, whatever.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Dammit Devo!

[perfectchaos007 6573]

Alright lets not turn this into a save situation

[Mez2 4020]

It's not racist if Mallex reminds me of O-Dog, right? 

[elfenix 34161]

i thought that was gone

[Rimbo 25705]

just one more fuckin' out devo you useless wyvern

[runthebone 7913]

Devo used his magic up a long time ago.

[Mez2 4020]

Maybe we just spot fastballs on Sunday Santana 

[Rimbo 25705]

devo, you've been demoted from dragon to iguana

[Mez2 4020]

Are we sure Devo is still a big part of this team? Dating back to last year,  he's been as successful  as 3putt with a grindr account

[Rimbo 25705]

Just now, Mez2 said:

Are we sure Devo is still a big part of this team? Dating back to last year,  he's been as successful  as 3putt with a grindr account

that's cold

to 3putt

[Gut Wagon 8051]

Sadly, Devo has assumed the Gerg role. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Very nice

[Mez2 4020]

I'm still dranked up and dripped out, reclining to top Straight up, outta H-Town and the funk don't stop

#HTownPride 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

I like winning !!!!

[Mez2 4020]

Just now, Rimbo said:

that's cold

to 3putt

Putt knows he's my boy. so it's all good

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

[Rimbo 25705]

that works. Thanks, Reddick!

I like winning

[runthebone 7913]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Sadly, Devo has assumed the Gerg role. 

Gerg taught Peacock and McHugh his slider, which is way more valuable.

[Mez2 4020]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Sadly, Devo has assumed the Gerg role. 

You joke,  but this team doesn't have any  gerg roles anymore. We're have 3-4 guys down who are really good and just waiting for a chance

[elfenix 34161]

astros win!

[henrygandorf 29169]

so a few days ago on the astros instagram or someplace, i saw #takeitback like i had dozens of times before.  but for some reason, in my head, instead of an angry "let's take back the fucking championship" voice, i heard it in a whiny child's voice.  like when two siblings are fussing at each other and one of them says something over-the-line mean, and the other one starts crying, and is like, "take it back!"

and now i can't hear it in my head any other way.

[TonyTexas 10467]

Let the fans decide. Cosimo’s pic or this

Edited April 13, 2019 by TonyTexas

[Mez2 4020]

All I wanna know is which baseball is she twatting on so I can sniff it up

[tx 3 putt 75959]

they're both dumb but post what you want to post

[FondrenRoad 4378]

6 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I'm mostly not a huge Yuli fan because he isn't a good on-base guy (.324 career) - i.e., he makes a lot of outs, compounded by his propensity to hit into double plays. For a guy with mediocre power who provides mediocre defense, that's not very good. If he was a more disciplined hitter and drew more walks, I'd be a bigger fan. 

Don't get me wrong - he's an Astro and I hope he kicks ass; I just find him frustrating because he swings at too many bad pitches, which limits what he can do offensively. 

Those things are true, but he is also one of the better hitters in the league with runners in scoring position. 

[Viper 11996]

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so a few days ago on the astros instagram or someplace, i saw #takeitback like i had dozens of times before.  but for some reason, in my head, instead of an angry "let's take back the fucking championship" voice, i heard it in a whiny child's voice.  like when two siblings are fussing at each other and one of them says something over-the-line mean, and the other one starts crying, and is like, "take it back!"

and now i can't hear it in my head any other way.

yes, thanks for that

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

7 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Let the fans decide. Cosimo’s pic or this

Congrats, this got you up to 515 rep. You're an adept panderer.

[Gourmand 7774]

7 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so a few days ago on the astros instagram or someplace, i saw #takeitback like i had dozens of times before.  but for some reason, in my head, instead of an angry "let's take back the fucking championship" voice, i heard it in a whiny child's voice.  like when two siblings are fussing at each other and one of them says something over-the-line mean, and the other one starts crying, and is like, "take it back!"

and now i can't hear it in my head any other way.

ha, this is exacly how i've heard it in my head since it debuted on social media.

[Smax 3799]

Let the fans decide. Cosimo’s pic or this

How about I'd like do cosimos pic to your pic

[YChang 3425]

9 hours ago, Rimbo said:

devo, you've been demoted from dragon to iguana

 

At this rate he's devolving into a newt. 

[Planet Houston 4921]

Pissed I couldn’t watch any of the game last night, but man what a game. #takebackthegrandslams

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

23 minutes ago, YChang said:

At this rate he's devolving into a newt. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Let the fans decide. Cosimo’s pic or this

Why not both?

[Mez2 4020]

Both tacos!

[Bregs 225]

So fucking tired of seeing the twat-licking kid.  Get some new bullshit.  

[ChickenSandwich 9795]

The two Vaqueros dancing will never get old. 

[Slacks 6787]

I thought Seattle was supposed to be good?

They...

[Slacks 6787]

Let the fans decide. Cosimo’s pic or this

Do it for the kids...

[Cooder 37]

So fucking tired of seeing the twat-licking kid.  Get some new bullshit.  

You shouldn’t let dumb things you see on the internet bother you so much.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

2 hours ago, Cooder said:

You shouldn’t let dumb things you see on the internet bother you so much.

the world is full of simple minded people, let them live their life 

[TonyTexas 10467]

[Planet Houston 4921]

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Jump on King early !!!

[Rimbo 25705]

holy shit Justin

6 batters, 6 outs, 5 ks???

he is mad

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Chirinos!

[Mez2 4020]

Chorizo!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, Rimbo said:

holy shit Justin

6 batters, 6 outs, 5 ks???

he is mad

Slider looks great:

 

[rvm96 1643]

What is this idiot guest announcer talking about? "The Astros really brought in Chirinos to work hard with the pitching staff"

[Mez2 4020]

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

What is this idiot guest announcer talking about? "The Astros really brought in Chirinos to work hard with the pitching staff"

He's not the best color man in the league for nothing,  folks