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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!

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Fuck those pussies up. 

Hook 'Em 

Texas by 35 in a stunning return of all the talent on the team.

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Texas by 35 in a stunning return of all the talent on the team.

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12 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

If the pussy is purple, it either received a good and proper fucking or is rightly infected.

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1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Anyone know who we have for announcers today?

Dave Pasch, Greg McElroy, Tom Luginbill

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9 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This is going to be a fun Orlando drinking game 

Please explain the rules.

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Just now, Izhmash said:

Please explain the rules.

1. Every delayed blitz - drink 

2. Every third and long easily converted - drink

3. Every DB that never looks back as ball is completed - drink

4. Every 50 yard bomb completed - drink

5. Every game winning drive by opposing JAG QB - chug one bottle of grain alcohol 

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1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Anyone got an alternate streaming site?  Sporturge seems to be down...at least for me

It's working just fine for me.

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Kansas state beat blowu so if Texas beats Kansas state then through transitive property Texas best blowu.

It’s just math.

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1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

1. Every delayed blitz - drink 

2. Every third and long easily converted - drink

3. Every DB that never looks back as ball is completed - drink

4. Every 50 yard bomb completed - drink

5. Every game winning drive by opposing JAG QB - chug one bottle of grain alcohol 

MY LIVER!!! 

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1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

It's working just fine for me.

Blast!  Maybe I've been banned due to suspected child porn activity after watching the pedo state game.

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

woke up to some morning sex,  shot an 87 in golf, surely Texas can ruin this day 

That sounds a lot like the way the cell phone flop out story started...

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