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South Austin's mom. What's the deal with that?

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Just now, Post Oak said:

She's a whore.  It all starts with whores

Thought on here everything started with a roux? 

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1 hour ago, Parliament said:

 

I see lotsa crude jokes about Mr. Austin's mother and her lack of virtue. Where did this meme all start?

 

If you have to ask...

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3 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

I see lotsa crude jokes about Mr. Austin's mother and her lack of virtue. Where did this meme all start?

 

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I am glad someone started this thread because I have been wondering the same thing. Feels like I am back in high school and not knowing the juicy dirt and gossip.

Edited by Iconoclast Texan

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3 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I am glad someone started this thread because I have been wondering the same thing. Feels like I am back in high school and not knowing the juicy dirt and gossip.

Your mom is juicy dirt

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^^^^ not sure that’s correct.  I feel like we’ve been sharing war stories about south austin’s heinous slut of a mother for more than two years. 

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So Parliament and Iconoclast are the only two on this board who South Austin's mom hasn't given it up to?

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On 1/25/2020 at 4:31 PM, Deej said:

So Parliament and Iconoclast are the only two on this board who South Austin's mom hasn't given it up to?

Even South Austin's mom has standards...whore that she is.

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On 1/24/2020 at 1:27 PM, elfenix said:

 

 

 

You can find a bunch of examples in the 2019 recruiting thread but here are just a few showing how it got going.

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Wow, how did I miss this thread?

Yeah, whoever said it above got it right. I’m pretty liberal with the mom zingers. Eventually guys on this board turned it around on me, and now my sweet ma is the stand-in for all mom jokes. I’ve always had a group of guy friends who rag on each other, so you develop a thick skin, and I know on this message board, and in life, you better take it as well as you dish it out. I often rep some of the better jokes about my mom. Some of you try too hard though. Keep working on it. It’s like an art form.

Side note: On the old site I made a mom joke and the target poster PM’d me to let me know his mom died of cancer fairly recently. Of course I felt awful and apologized profusely. He was gracious and said it was funny and that his mom probably would’ve laughed, but it was a reminder that sometimes our humor with anonymous posters can hit below the belt with no ill-intent on our part.

Just so you all know, my mom (as well as my dad, a 6’4” former Marine Colonel and veteran of two wars who would kick all of your asses) is alive and doing well.

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Wow, how did I miss this thread?
Yeah, whoever said it above got it right. I’m pretty liberal with the mom zingers. Eventually guys on this board turned it around on me, and now my sweet ma is the stand-in for all mom jokes. I’ve always had a group of guy friends who rag on each other, so you develop a thick skin, and I know on this message board, and in life, you better take it as well as you dish it out. I often rep some of the better jokes about my mom. Some of you try too hard though. Keep working on it. It’s like an art form.
Side note: On the old site I made a mom joke and the target poster PM’d me to let me know his mom died of cancer fairly recently. Of course I felt awful and apologized profusely. He was gracious and said it was funny and that his mom probably would’ve laughed, but it was a reminder that sometimes our humor with anonymous posters can hit below the belt with no ill-intent on our part.
Just so you all know, my mom (as well as my dad, a 6’4” former Marine Colonel and veteran of two wars who would kick all of your asses) is alive and doing well.
Until recently, I didn't know "South Austin" was a real person. Thank you for being a good sport.

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I’ve always had a group of guy friends who rag on each other, so you develop a thick skin, and I know on this message board, and in life, you better take it as well as you dish it out.

You should have trained, “Now This”

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18 hours ago, Parliament said:

Until recently, I didn't know "South Austin" was a real person. Thank you for being a good sport.

I'm still real to me, dammit!

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On 1/23/2020 at 2:25 PM, BBQ2Bayou said:

Thought on here everything started with a roux? 

Coonass approved.

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