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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Bend Over & I’ll Show You


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You wanted something other than the trailer park thread from coach kiss for 2022, here you go. 

I chose a title that could go either way, much like some of you dickheads. 


RIP "Hermancipation Is Nigh" title. You did your job and were perhaps the greatest single thread title in Internet history besides "Go Fuck Yourself, Bret Bielema, You Fat Fucking Retard". 

-ctj 1/14/21

"All Ass, No Takes"

Hot Christ we’re sucking wind. 

-ctj 6/30/21


"Cam Williams Day!"

Unlike Mike Roach, I'm taking a position. Also, if I jinx things the attacks will be delicious.

-ctj 7/1/21


Hahahahaha. "Cam Williams? Nay!"

-ctj 7/1/21

This gonna feel real good, alright? … I’m up all night, whiteboy awesome. 

RIP Mac Miller 

“Whiteboy Awesome Friday”

-ctj 7/2/21

Grim, grim, grim. 

“Don’t Banks On It”

-ctj 7/2/21

Changed to something more appropriate. 

“Oregon Recruiting Notes 2022”

-ctj 7/4/21

”Bend Over & I’ll Show You”

-ctj 7/5/21

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3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Since future man told me awhile back that there would be no math on this thread, how old are year 2022 recruits? Are we talking teen or pre-teen?

They're all at least two years older than Moro Ojomo. 

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From IT:


ONE TO WATCH: Jamarion Miller, RB/OLB, Tyler Lee (2022).
The younger brother of former John Tyler 4-star WR and Texas signee Damion Miller, made the varsity for the crosstown Red Raiders. The 5-11, 170 pounder is already one of the fastest kids in ETX, known for his track prowess. 

He was supposed to go to JT, like Damion, but they re-zoned the district lines, and Miller fell into Tyler Lee HC Kurt Traylor, who has coached many D1 and professional football players. 
“He could be special,” said Traylor. “Really special.” 


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6 hours ago, texifornia said:

I still can't believe this is the name of this thread but:


So these brothers are in 9th Grade?

I guess that you have to get in early if they're out of state.


I JUST LOOKED THEM UP... They're basketball players, not football players.


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