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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - The Hermancipation Is Nigh

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You wanted something other than the trailer park thread from coach kiss for 2022, here you go. 

I chose a title that could go either way, much like some of you dickheads. 

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11 minutes ago, futureman said:

“hermancipation is nigh”?  I’m tempted to carpet-bomb this thread with scat and tubgirl. 

As an absurdist, I expect more from you. 

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So Hermancipation versus "anal or vaginal" . . . this is becoming confusing. But hell, I'm in on page one for once.

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Sounds a little bit like an episode of Big Bang Theory, the Hermancipation Proclamation. But it’s still light years better than that coachkiss abortion. Is it too early to begin panicking or nah?

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9 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

I was told there’d be anal

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Since future man told me awhile back that there would be no math on this thread, how old are year 2022 recruits? Are we talking teen or pre-teen?

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What will be hermancipated during the course of said thread? The recruits? Mehringer? Our W-L record? Just wondering how the proclamation will read. 

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2 hours ago, Bevo said:

Since future man told me awhile back that there would be no math on this thread, how old are year 2022 recruits? Are we talking teen or pre-teen?

Current 8th graders

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3 hours ago, Bevo said:

Since future man told me awhile back that there would be no math on this thread, how old are year 2022 recruits? Are we talking teen or pre-teen?

They're all at least two years older than Moro Ojomo. 

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25 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Current 8th graders

I'm glad this isn't a real thread 'cuz it is pretty fucking weird to give a damn about middle school football.

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10 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

They're all at least two years older than Moro Ojomo. 

Since Ojomo's still a twinkle in his father's eye, then shouldn't they be in the 2035 thread?

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40 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

What will be hermancipated during the course of said thread? The recruits? Mehringer? Our W-L record? Just wondering how the proclamation will read. 

Yes

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8 hours ago, dilloncp98 said:

I’m just gonna post to bump this so we can hopefully burry the thread from coach kids

I would burry that thread so deep that whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

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12 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I would burry that thread so deep that whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

Sounds kinky and not the way I'd hoped this thread would be going...

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7 minutes ago, randygilman said:

The sequel is worse than the original 

it's really not

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5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Does Hermancipation only apply in damned rebel SEC states? What happens if we want to recruit us a Yankee?

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6 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

They're all at least two years older than Moro Ojomo. 

It can be a fetus as long as it can split double teams, score touchdowns, or shed blocks.

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3 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

It can be a fetus as long as it can split double teams, score touchdowns, or shed blocks.

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From IT:

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ONE TO WATCH: Jamarion Miller, RB/OLB, Tyler Lee (2022).
The younger brother of former John Tyler 4-star WR and Texas signee Damion Miller, made the varsity for the crosstown Red Raiders. The 5-11, 170 pounder is already one of the fastest kids in ETX, known for his track prowess. 

He was supposed to go to JT, like Damion, but they re-zoned the district lines, and Miller fell into Tyler Lee HC Kurt Traylor, who has coached many D1 and professional football players. 
“He could be special,” said Traylor. “Really special.” 

 

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19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well hopefully Jamarion is better at playing school than his brother

If he's as good as his HC thinks he will be, I also hope he's not delivered to Arkansas.

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9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Traylor'd

Will Traylor be at Arky for four more years?

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I still can't believe this is the name of this thread but:

 

Then you don’t remember the first 2022 thread title and everyone whining. I see this thread and it causes me to laugh out loud. You guys can be some uptight motherfuckers. 

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Then you don’t remember the first 2022 thread title and everyone whining. I see this thread and it causes me to laugh out loud. You guys can be some uptight motherfuckers. 

That is correct, I do not remember it

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

That is correct, I do not remember it

You’re a diligent fellow. I’m sure when you see it, you’ll pretty happily take The Hermancipation Is Nigh.

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6 hours ago, texifornia said:

I still can't believe this is the name of this thread but:

 

So these brothers are in 9th Grade?

I guess that you have to get in early if they're out of state.

#1stPage

I JUST LOOKED THEM UP... They're basketball players, not football players.
 

 

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