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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

The Lulz forum is no longer blocked at work for some reason, so here's a Jimmy update.

 

"I got a chuckle yesterday, I guess I was watching some football......"

 

I also chuckle when watching "some football" lest I cry.

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

The Lulz forum is no longer blocked at work for some reason, so here's a Jimmy update.

 

"I told Tina, if we don't have relations soon you can call me jimmy-aint-come-lately" 

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13 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I would pay $50 to watch video of the exchange with Raul/Tim.

Heheh... Well I mean you know. Jimmy is also a girl's name.

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"There was this guy he got struck by lightning 3 times and every time it paralyzed him"

"Sounds like you got an itch in your vagina."

"Let's talk about the Palestain sediments."

"Raul, all you need to get your act together is some Jesus."

"Dollar for dollar, if there's a better beer than Frio, I haven't drank it."

J: "Cold front coming next week."
L: "How cold is it gonna be?"
J: "Don't ask stupid questions."

Greg - We had to get rid of the new dog. Our other dog did not like him. They constantly went after each other nonstop.
Jimmy - Think of it from the dog's point of view. How would you feel if your dog brought home a homeless man for you live with?

 

 

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43 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Jimmy - Think of it from the dog's point of view. How would you feel if your dog brought home a homeless man for you live with?

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20 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

"Let's talk about the Palestain sediments."

I'd pay good money to hear the rest of this conversation

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1 hour ago, Wiler77 said:

I'd pay good money to hear the rest of this conversation

Why? You would fail to grasp the seriousness of the situation which dirt bike would explain and present resolution of in 2 short sentences. It's to grand for us, let's stay in our lane.

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J: "Cold front coming next week."
L: "How cold is it gonna be?"
J: "Don't ask stupid questions."

Yeah, don't ask stupid questions.

 

The Palestine and Dog bringing home a homeless person are damn near Socrates level.

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Johnathan Mcnab....he's got a kickass smile......no, Newton!
I was watching Drastic World Three this weekend where they have that baby Trynasaurus Rex.
I'm gonna be all alone this weekend so I thought hey I can do all kinds of cool stuff, like wax my truck
The reason I like armadillos is cause they can't see
Sote' Matta Lakko - made up name for a Starbucks drink
We went to a foofy dinner with some people from Italy or Europe of whatever and they invited us over for coffee and it wasn't even instant coffee.
J: I got really drunk on Saturday night. I also got drunk on Saturday morning
S: Twice in one day? How's that possible?
J: My record is 3 times. It's possible kemosabe.

 


What do you call a dinosaur playing hide and seek?

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On 10/12/2018 at 12:52 PM, CooterBrown said:

 

Greg - We had to get rid of the new dog. Our other dog did not like him. They constantly went after each other nonstop.
Jimmy - Think of it from the dog's point of view. How would you feel if your dog brought home a homeless man for you live with?

 

 

Fuckin' Dirt Bike.

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On 10/13/2018 at 9:48 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

At some point, this shit needs to be put into a coffee table book. 

Its been discussed on TOS

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11 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Or get Thujone to illustrate a comic book, Far Side style. 

MS Paint would be the only appropriate format.

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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

MS Paint would be the only appropriate format.

Paging @Thujone... 

Seriously, how amazing would the two combined be?

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3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Paging @Thujone... 

Seriously, how amazing would the two combined be?

Fucking Pulitzer Prize. Think Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy in a space bound, jacked Ford F 150 with after burners.  Sam Rockwell could still play dirt bike

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21 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

MS Paint would be the only appropriate format.

I was thinking this same exact thing. It's a bye week, so I may try my hand at some as well. Maybe the dream about how he got his nickname from JG...

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15 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Yeah if Thuj declines, maybe we all take a scene and do our own medium

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On 10/18/2018 at 3:32 PM, You don't know me said:

Yeah, illustrations of Jimmy's stories would be fantastic.

But much like Mohahmed, a Jimmy must never be depicted..

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6 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

But much like Mohahmed, a Jimmy must never be depicted..

I disagree. Jimmy must be depicted in all the different ways that we envision him. 

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4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

"You know what's good to have on your fishin' boat - a derfibuhlater. You just gotta trust me on that."

Yet got dayum right, trust in the Dirt Bike.

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10 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

The imagination reels at what sort of contraption he would apply to your chest. 

Hell, gotta go some time. 

Thing is, it would probably be a holy shit moment when Dirt Bike whips out the defib and executes a swift perfect execution of it's use.

Trust in the Dirt Bike man...

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"Lisa, I saw a woman who looked like you with different hair but now I see you with your same hair and I guess it wasn't you"

"I don't wish you would die, but.....it would be nice"

"I'm a materialistic nonsense type of guy"

That line is from poultrygeist. She was a Median. 

"Is Greg here today?" - at 3 pm after not seeing Greg the entire day (Jimmy sits next to Greg)

"I bring bearing gifts"

"You want one of these nurture valley bars?"

Did Adam and Eve weave the fig leaves in their pubes or something?

Becca, you missed a very informital meeting yesterday

My brother and I were so extoked. 

I woke up this morning and I thought I was having a heart attack, cause it hurts right here (points). Right around the heart area. 

I fixed that work order and now it looks like a Paul DeVinci painting. 

If you're quick and in a hurry fast you should probably not take your time

You know what word I like? Vulva.

 

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Jimmy - You know that song "the girl is on fire"
Greg - no
Jimmy - It got replaced with eyes
Greg - .....what?
Jimmy - my eyes are burning

Jimmy: Y'all wanna hear a crazy story?
Us: no
Jimmy: ....ok, check it out

"This lady had a dog with her, it was a snickerdoodle"

When you die and they pull out your safety closet box.....

I haven't seen you in a dog's age, buddy

Lisa: "This Saturday is my work anniversary"
Jimmy: "You started on a Saturday?"

Didn't the new John Wick win the Oscar last week?

Lisa (after walking in from the rain): I'm soaking wet.
Jimmy: I wasn't even involved.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Jimmy - You know that song "the girl is on fire"
Greg - no
Jimmy - It got replaced with eyes
Greg - .....what?
Jimmy - my eyes are burning

Jimmy: Y'all wanna hear a crazy story?
Us: no
Jimmy: ....ok, check it out

"This lady had a dog with her, it was a snickerdoodle"

When you die and they pull out your safety closet box.....

I haven't seen you in a dog's age, buddy

Lisa: "This Saturday is my work anniversary"
Jimmy: "You started on a Saturday?"

Didn't the new John Wick win the Oscar last week?

Lisa (after walking in from the rain): I'm soaking wet.
Jimmy: I wasn't even involved.

 

 

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