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Gil Bang

I'm thinking that this Jacob Wohl dickhead deserves his own thread

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Shit, he will just get a pardon now.  

Violations of California (state) securities laws, not federal. Not subject to presidential pardon.

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46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Violations of California (state) securities laws, not federal. Not subject to presidential pardon.

He has a sharpie though.

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Violations of California (state) securities laws, not federal. Not subject to presidential pardon.


I’m sure Gov. Newsom will cut Wohl a break.

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I suppose he is young enough (21) to go to school, but somehow I don't see him doing that. He'll just move from grift to grift, hope people forget enough about him to be fooled or try and get into politics. Unless his Dad or someone gets the charges dropped, I can't see anyone wanting to take him on board. He looks like a young teen trying to stay relevant and on topic when the conversation has passed him by.

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Jacob is leaving his parents' house for awhile to go on a play date later this month:

On a yacht no less. Can we get a hurricane to order, please? Just a little one. I don't want anyone else in the vicinity to be afflicted.

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On 9/4/2019 at 2:09 PM, Js1 said:

Enjoy getting prison raped. Thoughts and prayers (that they use lube). 

I mean, I'd fuck him.  But I wouldn't go to prison to do it.  I guess that means it'll be left to someone else.

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37 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Aww, looks like he deleted that luxurious bathroom selfie.

Goddamn fucking snowflake.

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Can someone revoke his bail or something? He was released on his own recognizance but I cannot believe that poor woman who tried to vote got sentenced to five years and is still appealing her case, but lost her job, almost lost her house to foreclosure and this d*ckhead is walking around complaining about Mens' Right To Satchel?

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36 minutes ago, elfenix said:

is it whistler mcblowyface?

Is that what Wohl’s sugar daddy calls him?

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In a related Boaty McBoatFace way, I guess Jacob Wohl was able to hold his little gathering aboard the yacht in Florida (see upthread) this past weekend. The upshot of that was following the yacht party was a small dinner and in the white supremecist gathering was one Ashley St. Clair, a brand Ambassador for Turning Point USA (I think that position is just a fancy name for volunteer?).

TPUSA publicly cut ties with St. Clair after becoming aware of the event. Ms. St. Clair released this statement:

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"I did attend a diverse dinner I was invited to in which I got to give voice to some of the anger I’ve had in the past," she said. "Some of the people pictured had been vicious to me online and I’m not above confronting people or forgiving people. I’m a strong Jewish woman and don’t need to be told where I can and cannot go,”

So, now she is unemployed from her unpaid position just like Jacob! They have so many things in common....

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22 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

In a related Boaty McBoatFace way, I guess Jacob Wohl was able to hold his little gathering aboard the yacht in Florida (see upthread) this past weekend. The upshot of that was following the yacht party was a small dinner and in the white supremecist gathering was one Ashley St. Clair, a brand Ambassador for Turning Point USA (I think that position is just a fancy name for volunteer?).

TPUSA publicly cut ties with St. Clair after becoming aware of the event. Ms. St. Clair released this statement:

So, now she is unemployed from her unpaid position just like Jacob! They have so many things in common....

Wait, so white supremacists like the Jewish folk now? Maybe the next thing they can work on is like someone even if they don't look like themselves. That's probably asking a lot though.

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2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

In a related Boaty McBoatFace way, I guess Jacob Wohl was able to hold his little gathering aboard the yacht in Florida (see upthread) this past weekend. The upshot of that was following the yacht party was a small dinner and in the white supremecist gathering was one Ashley St. Clair, a brand Ambassador for Turning Point USA (I think that position is just a fancy name for volunteer?).

TPUSA publicly cut ties with St. Clair after becoming aware of the event. Ms. St. Clair released this statement:

So, now she is unemployed from her unpaid position just like Jacob! They have so many things in common....

 

Somebody on twitter tell her to "Get a job, hippy".

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"We'll reveal the rest of our inside information while we chop ice with a blender in front of a dog kennel while a guy in a suit pulls on a train whistle."

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So good.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/the-decline-of-the-jack-burkman-jacob-wohl-news-conference/2019/10/02/57f6539a-e52a-11e9-a6e8-8759c5c7f608_story.html

 

Overflowing trash bins bulged on the curb outside conservative lobbyist Jack Burkman’s townhouse in Arlington on Tuesday. Put out either too early or too late, they were the only garbage cans visible on the block. 

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For their first one, last November, Burkman and Wohl managed to fill a Holiday Inn conference room by claiming they would introduce a woman who had accused special counsel Robert S. Mueller III of rape. The woman never showed, leaving the assembled reporters to report on Burkman’s face sweat and open fly.

The pair’s most recent presser, in May — also held on Burkman’s front stoop — drew only a dozen reporters, who accused the pair of fabricating sexual assault allegations against a Democratic presidential candidate and laughed when a garbage truck rolled up to the curb mid-event.

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A passing airplane partially drowned out Burkman and Wohl’s warm-up remarks. Then they got to the good stuff.

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“We cannot release it today,” Burkman said, surprising possibly no one.

 

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4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Hell yeah Liz get it

Right? A 24 year old marine? RESPECT. 

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7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

motherfuckers that write "conscious" when they SHOULD write "conscience" make me ragey.

He's a high profile lawyer. 

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let's take a step back here. 

Trump has had numerous affairs.  We know, for a fact, that he fucked Stormy Daniels and paid her hush money.  

So, if Warren had an affair with a young Marine (she most certainly did not), so the fuck what?  

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

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Photo of the marine leaving Liz's hotel.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

let's take a step back here. 

Trump has had numerous affairs.  We know, for a fact, that he fucked Stormy Daniels and paid her hush money.  

So, if Warren had an affair with a young Marine (she most certainly did not), so the fuck what?  

because republicans have standards when it comes to democratic politicians they were never going to vote for

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Warren needs to sue this to dickheads into Bolivia.

 

I don’t how Wohl isn’t in prison right now?

 

Oh wait, he’s white with a lawyer dad.

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Let's assume for a moment this 24 year old, highly virile, full of testosterone American-made GI decided he did want to tag a 70-year old grandmother.

Kudos for him.  And kudos to her for being able to pull in a sidepiece who is 46 years younger than she is.  You go girl.

 

 

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10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

motherfuckers that write "conscious" when they SHOULD write "conscience" make me ragey.

They're not wrong- think of the clout on the head it took to believe their story.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Let's assume for a moment this 24 year old, highly virile, full of testosterone American-made GI decided he did want to tag a 70-year old grandmother.

Kudos for him.  And kudos to her for being able to pull in a sidepiece who is 46 years younger than she is.  You go girl.

We should all be so lucky to be able to pull tail with that ratio of age.

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Having a press conference with a running blender next to the mic while a guy with a leaf blower circles around you inside a dog kennel to own the libs.

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