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Showing content with the highest reputation on 10/30/21 in all areas

  1. for ruining my love of college football. I can't even watch other games anymore.
    38 points
  2. Three fucking games in a row, including a bye week where Sark showed them Free Willy or whatever inspirational movie. You can't keep dumping all the blame on the players when the same thing happens three weeks in a row. We're not getting better. We're just doing the same thing again and again against progressively weaker opponents.
    12 points
  3. Dude. Colonoscopies are awesome. You get to totally cleanse and shit water the night before, then drift off into lalaland and wake up with a cool buzz that lasts the rest of the day. 10 zillion times better experience that a Texas football game
    11 points
  4. What time is our 11am kick vs Iowa State next week?
    9 points
  5. Every one of them should be fired and never allowed back in any law enforcement capacity. Almost got through that without laughing.
    9 points
  6. Lol you can't even get your strange, unrelated shit-talking correct.
    8 points
  7. I'm gonna just go back to NCAA '14 where I lead Texas to it's 104th national title.
    8 points
  8. I figure today is a good day to find out. Having a gummie from my last trip to Vegas, on my second Mexican martini, and I think have a stashed can of skoal hidden somewhere. Tumbledown - engaged. If the Astros win tonight, I’ll come off tilt. If they lose, I’m vomiting into a tupperware bowl, sealing it, duct taping it, and then sending it overnight to Sarkisian’s office in Belmont.
    8 points
  9. Baylor fans don't even rush the field anymore after beating us. That's how low we are.
    8 points
  10. Rubella has a very tiny likelihood of killing a normal toddler or school age child or causing even serious short or long term health issues. Same for measles, mumps, pertussis, hepatitis A or varicella. Yet they are all required vaccinations. Hepatitis B can kill, but unless little Johnny is shooting smack or trading sex for drugs, his likelihood of contracting it in the US is very low. Yet it is required. So you must be against them being required correct? And of course you were against them long before China unleashed the fake virus on us right?
    8 points
  11. It was funny for a minute when he was a joke candidate looking for attention. It became real when an entire fucking political party decided it was great and put him in fucking office. It's not even remotely funny for a man who held that position to continue doing this shit. It wasn't funny when he encouraged a fucking insurrection where people were literally ready to kill politicians in his name. It's not funny in any respect whatsoever, and fuck you for even suggesting that there is any humor involved.
    8 points
  12. Interesting, considering the overall success the staff has had elsewhere and how excited we were with most of the hires. Special teams guru comes to Texas, our special teams continue to be not so special. Good defensive line coach, not here. ALABAMA’S OL COACH, can’t wait! Oh, we suck again. There’s more to it than just the staff. This team is like an abused dog, still pisses itself despite the newly adopted owner treating it with respect.
    7 points
  13. I just feel like I am trapped in the Hitler meme I buy the tickets ((THOUSAND YEARS BITCHES)) I buy Texas shit I decorate the house and yard I go to games I listen to the other fans ridicule me I respond with " This year its different" I buy more shit We lose after a double digit lead (((bombs going off))) I brush it off I buy more shit we lose again after a double digit lead I nervously laugh ((bigger bombs and closer go off)) I buy more shit I yell "adjustment bitches , we gonna win" we lose after double digit lead ((All my generals are whispering "nah man , its over")) I buy more shit One single tear travels down my face I anticipate another loss ((troops storming the building)) I buy more shit I am angry and want to be alone I buy more shit I have the thousand yard stare we will lose again Fade to black as Eva hands me my gun
    7 points
  14. Watching Longhorn football has devolved into what I imagine a colonoscopy will be like. You feel obligated to do it, although you don't really look forward to it. The exprience itself is uncomfortable. And even if it goes as well as it possibly can, its more a sense of relief, and you're just biding time until you have to suffer through it all again.
    7 points
  15. What a bunch of fucking pussies. I'd like to blame Sark but holy shit catch the fucking ball.
    7 points
  16. Everyone not named worthy Bijan roschon or overshown. Everyone else belongs at Texas state
    7 points
  17. You guys need to calm down. Our typical second half adjustments are coming.
    7 points
  18. Eccentric billionaire has plans to cram a lot of people into windowless rooms and force them to interact?
    7 points
  19. Well, and this is just a thought. Maybe we could make it a drug offense and decide we are going to treat the perpetrators like Negroes.
    7 points
  20. When you marry for money, you have to pay for it. I hope she’s fucking miserable every second of every minute of every hour of every day.
    6 points
  21. Expecting Casey Thompson to hit a wide open Worthy running down the sideline is asking him to do something he can’t execute? When he has already done it earlier in the game and several other times this season? Hitting Joshua Moore in the hands with a lollipop TD pass is something that Moore can’t be expected to execute? Again, he’d already done it earlier in the game. If we connect on those two plays we lead 28-10 going into halftime and are up 35-10 halfway through the third quarter. Baylor then has to depend on the arm of Gerry Bohanon to come back from 4 scores down, and Sark never makes that stupid fake punt call. I don’t know if Sark is the guy long term, but those were great calls that our players should be expected to execute. It’s not asking a lot.
    6 points
  22. After 10+ years of this shit with no end anywhere in sight, I hit my limit after the last two games, didn't watch today, and it was a relief. So yeah, I'm out. Not getting my hopes up over the offseason, not hyping myself up over Labor Day next year that maybe we'll magically be good again, not watching us hang with OU only to piss it away at the end. I'm just done.
    6 points
  23. Miraculously dropping into our laps, you mean the only WR actually recruited by our new coach is the only good WR on the team? Fuck off already
    6 points
  24. 6 points
  25. He's not a winner. It's cliché and hokey, but the leader of a team needs to inspire his guys and Thompson does none of that and maybe even the opposite. There is no one who thinks, "Casey's got this." I don't see an offense that looks like it is ready to go to war for its QB. That OL is uninspired. I don't think he's a cancer or the guys dislike him, but it's damned obvious he doesn't fire them up or make them believe. The downgrade at QB from Sam to Casey is fucking huge. Some here talk up passing stats and they're whistling past the graveyard. He does just enough to be safe (which keeps stats good, and I don't think that's WHY he plays the way he does). Fuck stats. People need to shut up about his god damned stats. He's 3-3.
    6 points
  26. Blaming casey is like blaming the screen doors for sinking the titanic
    6 points
  27. And they will likely find replacements far better than ours. It’s no accident anymore. It’s our culture. It’s our decision making. This is now the third hire after Mack. It’s us.
    6 points
  28. I don't think our coaches are to blame. I don't think the coaches are the problem. I think the school is the problem. We got good during Mack and it turned the football program into a glad-handing boy's club of mediocrity. I can't think of a coach barring Saban who could come in here and change the way things work here. WE are the problem.
    6 points
  29. All of them except Xavier Worthy and Bijan. The rest of these players would not have a scholarship at UGA, Bama, tOSU. This is where we are as a program. A 2 win baylor team from last year is taking us to the woodshed. The baylor players are better.
    6 points
  30. Maybe some of you guys can stop being pussies for just a little while.
    6 points
  31. These are kids. No reason to get ugly like that.
    6 points
  32. Not sure but I’ve got my money in Confederated Slaveholdings, Transatlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats, Congreve's Inflammable Powder, U.S. Hay, and an "up-and-coming Baltimore Opera Hat Company".
    6 points
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