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She looks like someone tried to draw Reese Witherspoon from memory.52 points
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I made a decision tonight. I, along with my daughter who is fighting cancer, are going to buy a shopping cart full of candy canes and pass then out to every child in every store we can cover. Merry Christmas Assholes.46 points
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Steel Shank is funny. Thujone is funny. Mdmost is funny. RGBIII is funny. There are many funny posters on here. Futureman's schtick is boring, tired, and a waste of space. To quote Mr Henry, "Sorry if this offends you, but he's a real cocksucker."26 points
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Not really lulz or bitching exactly, but today was a son of a bitch. Got in to Tyler with the family and went straight to the hospital where my 90 year old grandfather has been for the last week with pneumonia. Heβs hanging on, the prognosis isnβt terrible exactly, but he was really down and feeling like it was the end for him. And having that conversation with him like it was our last has just completely fucked me up for the entire day and holiday. I have a 5 year old and an almost 2 year old that he adores and they were so fucking sweet with him in the hospital room. We left and went to their grandparents (my dadβs) house and they have just been floating on air with Christmas excitement but I canβt fucking shake how sad I am. 90 years is a good run, but I love that man and Iβm not ready. Iβve been blessed to have him be a huge part of my life, for so long. I have his name, and Iβm fucking proud of that. My kids are so blissfully unaware of this part of life and are in prime Christmas years and I want to be present and soaking it in with them but Iβve just been outside of myself all day. I canβt sleep and Iβve had a little too much bourbon and Iβm posting on a message board like itβs therapy but this just really sucks.24 points
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So far, the type of fans this decision seems to alienate are JFCKFC, Loop 1604, Westcott Eberts, and BWG. In which case, it seems like a real win-win.22 points
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This picture is proof that he is the victim.21 points
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while it's true that female abuse victims often recant their stories the next day, we've got a lot of info on this case, and i'm not sure how anyone here can come away with the idea that chris beard is an abuser based on what we know. an abuser gets mad or drunk and smacks his woman around. he terrorizes and terrifies her. she lives in fear of him. that's not the case here. this is a run-of-the-mill case of two crazy people who shouldn't be together having a fight that went further than either of them wanted it to go, and it genuinely seems like neither of them wanted things to go this far re: law enforcement, arrests, legal action, etc. beard was not running around the house terrorizing her. by all accounts he had pretty much been completely ignoring her for a day or more, and acting like she didn't exist even though they were still living together. things had been contentious for a good week, and when he chose to give her the silent treatment she came after him and started the physical altercation. does that sound like a man abusing a woman to you? no. because it isn't. we don't know every single thing that happened that night, and we probably never will. but what we can say for a virtual certainty is that chris beard is not some serial abuser who terrorizes women. did he fuck up? yes he did. he's been fucking up every single day that he's still with this crazy broad, but based on everything we know he is absolutely not "her abuser". i guarantee you that 1/3 of the posters in this thread (if not twice that many) have been in this exact same type of physical spat with a SO, if not worse, and i doubt any of you sees yourself as an abusive partner. bottom line- does Beard need to get his shit together? does this need to be a "come to jesus" moment for him? yep. but i think it's safe to say that this was probably nothing more than two crazy people who shouldn't be living together getting a little physical and then regretting it, and NOT a case of chris beard just getting violent on a woman because he lost his temper or had a bad. that's huge, vitally important distinction. there's no coming back from being an abuser. but a guy who's dating a crazy chick and things go a little too far one night? that guy deserves a chance to change and grow, not to have his entire world ripped out from underneath him.21 points
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Kraft does love happy endings20 points
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This is incredible. Glad to see our social Media team hasn't fallen off with talent shuffling of late.20 points
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thank you. Iβve told people to stay on topic. maybe theyβll listen to you.19 points
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Oh shit. It's worse than I thought. After finishing with the gift bags she came and found me in the upstairs office. "Are you avoiding me?" "No, just trying to stay out of your way but if I can do anything to help just let me know." "So you think I think you're in my way and now you're going to leave everything up to me?" "Any answer I give is going to be wrong, isn't it?" She just stomped down the stairs. Might as well start in with the bourbon.17 points
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For me, i'm just done giving a fuck about optics when people like Deshaun Watson can do what he did and actually be rewarded for it. I'm tired of being the only place that "does the right thing" when nobody else does and really nobody else cares. This won't matter in 2 months. Oh no, some dickhead Tech fans might make a poster. Who cares. They can sit on a stick and spin while nobody pays attention to their irrelevant asses. They only care about it as far as they can try to use it against us anyway, it's all a bunch of shallow bullshit. News flash, if you're extremely good at your job you get more leeway. That's just how it works. Chris Beard is a really imporant piece here and if there is any path towards retaining him, they will find one.17 points
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How about do the best job possible to discover the truth, adhere to that and make the most rational decision possible based on it. Reveal that truth to the public and give the honest reasons for your decision. If people vilify you for that, fuck them. I'm so tired of the optics bullshit, guilty until proven innocent, every accusation is a death sentence state of our society.16 points
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To all you mother fuckers, cocksuckers, and the ladies in between. To those I love to hate, and hate to love. Here we are, another trip around the sun please. Merry Christmas errybody. β€οΈπβ€οΈ15 points
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The seed will be planted, if it isnβt already, when Texas heads there in the stormtrooper unis and flogs them on their own field.14 points
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The fact that yβall have dedicated 2 pages of discussion to FM me as he succeeded in what he was attempting to do.14 points
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OK some evil elf just flipped the "go ballistic over insignificant shit for no reason" switch on Mrs GOTJ in the 45 minutes it took her to shower & get ready. Even though this is going to be a super chill xmas eve with her 23 y.o. niece (no pics) and 20 y.o nephew who are just happy to get a break from visiting their overbearing mom for a few hours (dad's in FL and is pretty non-existent in their lives), she's all of a sudden worried that things aren't "right." In the past 15 minutes I've been instructed to: rearrange the pillows and throws on the sofa 3 times. None of my attempts were to her liking so she finally took over and moved them an imperceptible amount. put their gifts in gift bags. What were the odds that out of the 3 dozen gift bags she keeps I picked the exact two that were not just wrong but threatened to ruin their xmas? She's putting them in the proper bags as I type this. been sniped at for wearing a polo shirt. "How can you be wearing a short sleeve shirt? It's freezing outside!" "Well, we're inside a warm house with a lovely fire going and you know, I grew up in Minnesota and always run warmer so...I'm comfortable?" Tone. Definitely tone. I cleaned the kitchen and bathrooms yesterday, dusted and vacuumed, emptied the dishwasher this morning but SOMETHING is not right & she's mortified that two twenty somethings who are just looking forward to a laid back time with mimosas, good food and shooting the shit with their cool funcle are suddenly going to be evaluating the house like Martha Stewart in search of a speck of dust. I told her a few minutes ago to relax and why not throw some Bailey's in her coffee? Got the look followed by "you're not helping" by apparently being happy and relaxed. Welp, it was a fun dream while it lasted.14 points
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Every moment, every second, every heart beat, we tick closer to Damayuene Craig Texas A&M OCβ¦13 points
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Agreed, letβs go back to hating on our white (defensive) players.13 points
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This is not the thread, nor the website to discuss futureman. Please go to a different website if you'd like to talk about him. Please keep this thread on topic, off topic/trolling/stupid shit will get you a Christmas vacation12 points
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So close to back to back eagles.. Wordle 553 3/6* β¬π©β¬β¬π© β¬π©π©π©π© π©π©π©π©π©12 points
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goddammit, I came here to laugh at aggy, not to cry while seeing some longhorn brethren suffering over the holidays Holidays can really suck when the important things aren't in place. Hugs, prayers, blessings for you all.12 points
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Hoping spoiling this keeps it from being google searchable. Sharing this with non Surly friends because they always enjoy hearing my family updates. It's hard for even me to believe this shit is real.11 points
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Same fucking elf hit our house last night. Couldn't figure out why I getting dirty looks from Mrs Shooter at dinner. This morning I found out why.... my Doritos were making too much noise when I ate them. "No one wants to hear that shit".11 points
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I'd personally be more worried about a coach pulling my kid out of concussion protocol then I would calling a player on another team a mean word.11 points
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My wifeβs POS sister ( an actual, will blow dudes for cash prostitute, believe me you donβt want a picture) called out my wife after Thanksgiving saying that two of her grandchildren donβt like my autistic daughter and she doesnβt approve of the way my wifeβs way of raising her and they all refuse to be around my kid. (Never mind that during T-giving all the kids had a blast together and the two mentioned asked me if f they could spend the weekend at our house. ) Anyway, POS SIL talked to every woman in the family, and caused a serious rift between everyone. My in-laws know what a waste of humanity this woman is, sheβs stolen from them and swindled them to the point her mother hides her purse if she knows sheβs coming, but will still take her side and put up with her shit, Iβm guessing because even though sheβs 60 they still hold out hope sheβll somehow get hit by lightning or something and that will make her turn things around. So weβre spending Christmas at the beach without family. There are a ton of old derelicts, drunks, and pot heads without family that have washed up here over the decades and weβre asking a bunch of them over for a big dinner.10 points
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Davey O'Brien is Arch Manning grandfather?10 points
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Wordle 553 3/6 β¬π¨β¬π©β¬ β¬π¨β¬π©π© π©π©π©π©π© Easy layup in Worldle. #Worldle #337 1/6 (100%) π©π©π©π©π©π βββποΈπͺ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Quordle difficulty level about 10 today. Daily Quordle 334 8οΈβ£7οΈβ£ 4οΈβ£9οΈβ£ quordle.com β¬β¬π¨β¬π¨ β¬β¬β¬β¬π¨ β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬β¬π¨π¨β¬ β¬π¨β¬π¨β¬ β¬β¬β¬π©β¬ π¨β¬π©π©β¬ β¬β¬π¨β¬β¬ β¬β¬β¬π¨β¬ β¬π©β¬π©π© β¬β¬β¬π¨β¬ β¬π©β¬π©π© π©β¬β¬π¨β¬ π©π©π©π©π© π©π©π©π©π© β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬β¬π¨β¬π¨ β¬β¬π¨π¨β¬ β¬β¬β¬β¬π© β¬β¬π¨β¬β¬ β¬π¨β¬π¨π© β¬π©β¬β¬β¬ π©π©π©π©π© π¨β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬π¨β¬β¬β¬ β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬π¨β¬β¬β¬ β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬π¨β¬β¬β¬ β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ β¬β¬β¬β¬π¨ β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ π©π©π©π©π© Stay warm surlsters. Enjoy your family.10 points
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