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  1. We went to New Orleans a few weeks ago. Were checking out the Christmas decor at the Ritz-Carlton and ran across this gingerbread streetcar with the depictions of several famous New Orleanians. Guy on the far right looked familiar.
    61 points
  2. 52 points
  3. I made a decision tonight. I, along with my daughter who is fighting cancer, are going to buy a shopping cart full of candy canes and pass then out to every child in every store we can cover. Merry Christmas Assholes.
    46 points
  4. Man's been like a dog on a bone all day.
    27 points
  5. Steel Shank is funny. Thujone is funny. Mdmost is funny. RGBIII is funny. There are many funny posters on here. Futureman's schtick is boring, tired, and a waste of space. To quote Mr Henry, "Sorry if this offends you, but he's a real cocksucker."
    26 points
  6. Not really lulz or bitching exactly, but today was a son of a bitch. Got in to Tyler with the family and went straight to the hospital where my 90 year old grandfather has been for the last week with pneumonia. He’s hanging on, the prognosis isn’t terrible exactly, but he was really down and feeling like it was the end for him. And having that conversation with him like it was our last has just completely fucked me up for the entire day and holiday. I have a 5 year old and an almost 2 year old that he adores and they were so fucking sweet with him in the hospital room. We left and went to their grandparents (my dad’s) house and they have just been floating on air with Christmas excitement but I can’t fucking shake how sad I am. 90 years is a good run, but I love that man and I’m not ready. I’ve been blessed to have him be a huge part of my life, for so long. I have his name, and I’m fucking proud of that. My kids are so blissfully unaware of this part of life and are in prime Christmas years and I want to be present and soaking it in with them but I’ve just been outside of myself all day. I can’t sleep and I’ve had a little too much bourbon and I’m posting on a message board like it’s therapy but this just really sucks.
    24 points
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  8. So far, the type of fans this decision seems to alienate are JFCKFC, Loop 1604, Westcott Eberts, and BWG. In which case, it seems like a real win-win.
    22 points
  9. while it's true that female abuse victims often recant their stories the next day, we've got a lot of info on this case, and i'm not sure how anyone here can come away with the idea that chris beard is an abuser based on what we know. an abuser gets mad or drunk and smacks his woman around. he terrorizes and terrifies her. she lives in fear of him. that's not the case here. this is a run-of-the-mill case of two crazy people who shouldn't be together having a fight that went further than either of them wanted it to go, and it genuinely seems like neither of them wanted things to go this far re: law enforcement, arrests, legal action, etc. beard was not running around the house terrorizing her. by all accounts he had pretty much been completely ignoring her for a day or more, and acting like she didn't exist even though they were still living together. things had been contentious for a good week, and when he chose to give her the silent treatment she came after him and started the physical altercation. does that sound like a man abusing a woman to you? no. because it isn't. we don't know every single thing that happened that night, and we probably never will. but what we can say for a virtual certainty is that chris beard is not some serial abuser who terrorizes women. did he fuck up? yes he did. he's been fucking up every single day that he's still with this crazy broad, but based on everything we know he is absolutely not "her abuser". i guarantee you that 1/3 of the posters in this thread (if not twice that many) have been in this exact same type of physical spat with a SO, if not worse, and i doubt any of you sees yourself as an abusive partner. bottom line- does Beard need to get his shit together? does this need to be a "come to jesus" moment for him? yep. but i think it's safe to say that this was probably nothing more than two crazy people who shouldn't be living together getting a little physical and then regretting it, and NOT a case of chris beard just getting violent on a woman because he lost his temper or had a bad. that's huge, vitally important distinction. there's no coming back from being an abuser. but a guy who's dating a crazy chick and things go a little too far one night? that guy deserves a chance to change and grow, not to have his entire world ripped out from underneath him.
    21 points
  10. This is incredible. Glad to see our social Media team hasn't fallen off with talent shuffling of late.
    20 points
  11. thank you. I’ve told people to stay on topic. maybe they’ll listen to you.
    19 points
  12. Oh shit. It's worse than I thought. After finishing with the gift bags she came and found me in the upstairs office. "Are you avoiding me?" "No, just trying to stay out of your way but if I can do anything to help just let me know." "So you think I think you're in my way and now you're going to leave everything up to me?" "Any answer I give is going to be wrong, isn't it?" She just stomped down the stairs. Might as well start in with the bourbon.
    17 points
  13. For me, i'm just done giving a fuck about optics when people like Deshaun Watson can do what he did and actually be rewarded for it. I'm tired of being the only place that "does the right thing" when nobody else does and really nobody else cares. This won't matter in 2 months. Oh no, some dickhead Tech fans might make a poster. Who cares. They can sit on a stick and spin while nobody pays attention to their irrelevant asses. They only care about it as far as they can try to use it against us anyway, it's all a bunch of shallow bullshit. News flash, if you're extremely good at your job you get more leeway. That's just how it works. Chris Beard is a really imporant piece here and if there is any path towards retaining him, they will find one.
    17 points
  14. How about do the best job possible to discover the truth, adhere to that and make the most rational decision possible based on it. Reveal that truth to the public and give the honest reasons for your decision. If people vilify you for that, fuck them. I'm so tired of the optics bullshit, guilty until proven innocent, every accusation is a death sentence state of our society.
    16 points
  15. To all you mother fuckers, cocksuckers, and the ladies in between. To those I love to hate, and hate to love. Here we are, another trip around the sun please. Merry Christmas errybody. β€οΈπŸŽ„β€οΈ
    15 points
  16. The seed will be planted, if it isn’t already, when Texas heads there in the stormtrooper unis and flogs them on their own field.
    14 points
  17. The fact that y’all have dedicated 2 pages of discussion to FM me as he succeeded in what he was attempting to do.
    14 points
  18. OK some evil elf just flipped the "go ballistic over insignificant shit for no reason" switch on Mrs GOTJ in the 45 minutes it took her to shower & get ready. Even though this is going to be a super chill xmas eve with her 23 y.o. niece (no pics) and 20 y.o nephew who are just happy to get a break from visiting their overbearing mom for a few hours (dad's in FL and is pretty non-existent in their lives), she's all of a sudden worried that things aren't "right." In the past 15 minutes I've been instructed to: rearrange the pillows and throws on the sofa 3 times. None of my attempts were to her liking so she finally took over and moved them an imperceptible amount. put their gifts in gift bags. What were the odds that out of the 3 dozen gift bags she keeps I picked the exact two that were not just wrong but threatened to ruin their xmas? She's putting them in the proper bags as I type this. been sniped at for wearing a polo shirt. "How can you be wearing a short sleeve shirt? It's freezing outside!" "Well, we're inside a warm house with a lovely fire going and you know, I grew up in Minnesota and always run warmer so...I'm comfortable?" Tone. Definitely tone. I cleaned the kitchen and bathrooms yesterday, dusted and vacuumed, emptied the dishwasher this morning but SOMETHING is not right & she's mortified that two twenty somethings who are just looking forward to a laid back time with mimosas, good food and shooting the shit with their cool funcle are suddenly going to be evaluating the house like Martha Stewart in search of a speck of dust. I told her a few minutes ago to relax and why not throw some Bailey's in her coffee? Got the look followed by "you're not helping" by apparently being happy and relaxed. Welp, it was a fun dream while it lasted.
    14 points
  19. Wordle 553 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    14 points
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    14 points
  21. Every moment, every second, every heart beat, we tick closer to Damayuene Craig Texas A&M OC…
    13 points
  22. Wordle 553 3/6 🟨[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟩 [emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 First bird in a while
    13 points
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    13 points
  24. Wordle 553 2/6* ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    13 points
  25. Wordle 553 2/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    13 points
  26. Agreed, let’s go back to hating on our white (defensive) players.
    13 points
  27. This is not the thread, nor the website to discuss futureman. Please go to a different website if you'd like to talk about him. Please keep this thread on topic, off topic/trolling/stupid shit will get you a Christmas vacation
    12 points
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  29. Wordle 553 3/6 πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  30. So close to back to back eagles.. Wordle 553 3/6* β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
    12 points
  31. goddammit, I came here to laugh at aggy, not to cry while seeing some longhorn brethren suffering over the holidays Holidays can really suck when the important things aren't in place. Hugs, prayers, blessings for you all.
    12 points
  32. Hoping spoiling this keeps it from being google searchable. Sharing this with non Surly friends because they always enjoy hearing my family updates. It's hard for even me to believe this shit is real.
    11 points
  33. Same fucking elf hit our house last night. Couldn't figure out why I getting dirty looks from Mrs Shooter at dinner. This morning I found out why.... my Doritos were making too much noise when I ate them. "No one wants to hear that shit".
    11 points
  34. I'd personally be more worried about a coach pulling my kid out of concussion protocol then I would calling a player on another team a mean word.
    11 points
  35. My wife’s POS sister ( an actual, will blow dudes for cash prostitute, believe me you don’t want a picture) called out my wife after Thanksgiving saying that two of her grandchildren don’t like my autistic daughter and she doesn’t approve of the way my wife’s way of raising her and they all refuse to be around my kid. (Never mind that during T-giving all the kids had a blast together and the two mentioned asked me if f they could spend the weekend at our house. ) Anyway, POS SIL talked to every woman in the family, and caused a serious rift between everyone. My in-laws know what a waste of humanity this woman is, she’s stolen from them and swindled them to the point her mother hides her purse if she knows she’s coming, but will still take her side and put up with her shit, I’m guessing because even though she’s 60 they still hold out hope she’ll somehow get hit by lightning or something and that will make her turn things around. So we’re spending Christmas at the beach without family. There are a ton of old derelicts, drunks, and pot heads without family that have washed up here over the decades and we’re asking a bunch of them over for a big dinner.
    10 points
  36. *Like you have a choice. To wit: Thanks for keeping it simple and naming the same players over and over. It's a tsunami of Owens, Tease, Platt, Reed!
    10 points
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    10 points
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