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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/04/25 in Posts

  1. 25 points
    Just the dumbest shit on a daily basis.
  2. 24 points
  3. 22 points
    I'm not a rah rah Newsome guy but he spits the plain truth more than any other public official I've seen.
  4. 20 points
  5. A lot of controversy about that, actually. Some scholars translate it: "should have hit the portal for offensive line."
  6. 19 points
    I'm starting to think there is a non-zero chance that Trump will actually die on camera, possibly while audibly shitting himself, and I am all the way on board with it.
  7. “Potentially” means a couple of things depending upon the position. 1) They’ve done everything they can to not spook Cooper before he arrives on campus. They had to sell the Georgetown guy to him as a non-threat. They’re not going to come out and say “yep, got to get us a top line RB to get that room in order”. Some of you guys have been really dense about the RB room and Cooper this whole cycle. 2) “Potentially” at other positions likely indicates ongoing conversations with current roster players about staying or leaving. Beyond that, you didn’t mention Barnes at LB, who is hardly “nothing”, Jesus. At DT, they don’t have anyone to replace Brevard besides Sharma, and he’s an unknown quality. Getting a known entity from the portal to support that spot is likely viewed as critical, and I’d agree.
  8. 17 points
    I never want to hear a word from any GOP politician about corruption ever.
  9. 17 points
    You think you hate Sean Duffy now, but wait till you meet him.
  10. Putin apparently clarified his 'peace plan' today: "Give us what we want, or we'll continue to try to take it by force." Fuck this guy. And fuck anyone who tries to justify taking his side. What kind of fucked up simulation are we in where we don't even pretend to be the champion of democracy or the rule of law anymore? 😡😡😡
  11. Dude who got two extra years wants one extra game.
  12. Supposedly Admiral Holsey is going to testify, and it’s being claimed he resigned over orders to kill civilians. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_Holsey 37 years of an outstanding career, I don’t see him taking the fall for Major Hegseth,
  13. SurlyHorns recruiting board, sponsored by Tampax
  14. Thursday - Bobby 2026 unsigned news and portal info:
  15. I've got $20 and a Bucees car wash code for Richard Anderson. Let's close this one out.
  16. crossposting... paywalled NYT article https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/us/politics/boat-strikes-trump-hegseth-caribbean.html
  17. 12 points
    U.S. Diplomats Report Broken Morale and Abandoned Careers A new survey found that 98 percent of Foreign Service officers felt lower morale. Only 1 percent reported an increased ability to carry out U.S. foreign policy. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/us/politics/state-department-morale-survey.html?unlocked_article_code=1.6E8.U2u3.K0cLPMRa1idI&smid=url-share
  18. It should be stated the going to rehab part is unsubstantiated. And most of the of the rumors in that thread comes from a lunatic starving for attention.
  19. Is this even a real question? They literally took Russia's "peace" plan, put it on WH stationary, and sent it out as the US plan. You tell me.
  20. 11 points
    Not our fault his ancestors couldn’t spell
  21. 11 points
    I already pointed it out. It's more money. MUCH more money. And it's OUR FUCKING MONEY. These dollars come right out of the US treasury. The entire Regime and Trump crime syndicate is openly operating to siphon our money out of the US treasury and into their pockets. They are, quite simply, looting the treasury. Not wasting the money. Not spending it unwisely. Just flat-out looting the treasury. And all of these fucking idiots who support him think that this is "draining the swamp." Dumbest. Fucking. Humans. To ever. Fucking. Exist. And understand that I am using "human" in the broadest sense to include all hominids. These fuckers are dumber than Lucy. WE HAVE NO FOREIGN POLICY. "Do whatever will enrich the Trump crime syndicate" is not a foreign policy.
  22. All of college football needs to stop scheduling ND until they fucking join a conference.
  23. We don't know the exact location, but it's at least 12 nautical miles out, 13.8 regular ones. If Michael Phelps had a baby with Janet Evans, that prodigy is still likely fucked. 13.8 miles in a pool is doable, but 13.8 miles of open ocean are a whole different thing, and its going to be a lot more than 13.8 miles with the water moving you around. That's if they even knew which direction was land and managed to swim directly at it. Even a minor orientation error drastically increases the distance. Even if they could cling to the wreckage, or survival float long enough, they'd be completely at the mercy of the currents. Lifejackets would improve these odds, but still would leave plenty of time to detain them. Even if you strain credulity hard enough to think that there's a minuscule chance the above might happen, it's still illegal to kill them. Such an excuse would be ludicrous from a general who has never left the land, but Bradley is a SEAL.
  24. 10 points
    Dell’s Palsy
  25. 10 points
    Mike Lindell running for Governor in Minnesota. https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/politics/mike-lindell-minnesota-governor
  26. Not to digress, but when we were in Amsterdam while backpacking through Europe after we graduated in ‘90, the Central Station was just about a mile from our hostel. We were going to jump on a train to Brussels. Didn’t want to take our weed with us and risk the bust, so we tried to smoke it all on the way to the station. I’m not sure I’ve ever been higher in my life. And sure enough the moment we crossed into Belgium they walked a drug sniffing German shepherd through our little compartment. I was so high I was certain the dog could smell it through my pores. He didn’t, but man was I tripping balls. Carry on.
  27. 10 points
    "stay in the fight." I love that turn of phrase considering the folks in question, whether running drugs or not, were literally unaware of incoming ordinance, or that they were in any kind of fight. At all.
  28. very funny, am and ut engineering are the two powerhouse engineering colleges (rice too). they lead a state with some very good engineering colleges ....
  29. This explains why they didn’t go after Estrada, the totally superior Minnesota RB commit from El Paso who might be one of the best prospects in the nation. It is the only explanation that makes sense.
  30. Pretty, pretty, pretty good puzzle day. Bird in wordle, 3456 in Quordle (like an eagle or ace). Wordle 1,629 3/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1413 (04.12.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 16 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share 🙂 Daily Quordle 1410 6️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1086 +2 ✅✅✅✅✅🟧🟧✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #907 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  31. Wordle 1,629 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1410 8️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  32. Wordle 1,629 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  33. Wordle 1,629 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1410 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  34. Wordle 1,629 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  35. Wordle 1,629 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 should have been a 3 but made a dumb decision that cost me a spot. Womp womp Connections Puzzle #907 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. Wordle 1,629 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #907 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1410 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/
  37. Wordle 1,629 4/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #907 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  38. Bradley's resume is full of SEAL positions. As I mentioned upthread, I think those missions have much more grey area on the rules of engagement. But fuck him if he can't distinguish sending small crews into enemy territory from stopping a completely outgunned boat in waters you control He deserves to go to prison. I stumbled across this article the US Naval Institute that I found interesting that discusses the previous approach. Excerpt below.
  39. Maybe they’ve all been murdered since this is Chicago.
  40. I'm not too pissed about him sleeping. He can't fuck shit up while he's asleep. No, I'm more disappointed that he keeps waking up.
  41. This. Full stop. I've negotiated with plenty of irrational, maximalist opposing parties. And once they have given you enough indications that is their approach, your only appropriate response is "fine. You know how to reach us when you're ready to talk." Then, you do two things. First, you stand fast against everything they throw at you. Don't back down. Second, counter-attack and score some wins: bloody their nose. Opposing parties like this don't come to the table until their pain threshold is exceeded. It is the only thing that will motivate them to seek a deal. Any moment until then doing anything else -- and any moment that you are not devoting to doing the only thing that will advance the ball (that is, punching them in the nose repeatedly) -- is a waste of time. Russia will deal either when Russia breaks/Putin dies, or when the pain becomes too much to bear. And they can bear a lot of pain, so you need to inflict a lot of pain. Well-to-do Russians freezing in their apartments in Moscow this winter, that sort of shit, is how you advance the ball.
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