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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face


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So Jimbo’s coaching moves this cycle were:

1) Hired an OL coach that’s an asshole and racist that hasn’t coached the position since 2010. 

2) Hired a strength coach that’s only been employed by Jimbo and has always been in an assistant S&C role. 

3) Hired a defensive coordinator that murdered one of his players and has only coached 1 top 25 defense in his entire career. 

Jimbo better keep buying recruits because he doesn’t seem very good at anything else. 

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Reading up on Addazio, I think he likes fatties so that makes sense with Jimbo. Jimbo is back to taking cubes which was always his preferred mold. 

Also, from reading some old articles it sounds like Addazio’s OL was awful at the end of his tenure at Florida. Addazio was also the OC (a bad one) so that might have played a role in their OL being bad. 

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So Jimbo’s coaching moves this cycle were:
1) Hired an OL coach that’s an asshole and racist that hasn’t coached the position since 2010. 
2) Hired a strength coach that’s only been employed by Jimbo and has always been in an assistant S&C role. 
3) Hired a defensive coordinator that murdered one of his players and has only coached 1 top 25 defense in his entire career. 
Jimbo better keep buying recruits because he doesn’t seem very good at anything else. 

So how did durkin get a HC job? Curious, never knew about the guy until the dead player.


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3 minutes ago, utexas8 said:


So how did durkin get a HC job? Curious, never knew about the guy until the dead player.


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The heat stroke death was while he was head coach.   And it was Maryland. Someone has to be the hc there. 

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55 minutes ago, bizzle said:

liucci putting out his final top 44 with perkins #1 literally seconds before he decommits is . . . incredible. 

Someone better have screen shotted that list, because it won’t be up for long. 
 

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37 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Kinda funny that he would commit when they didn't have a DC but decommit now that they actually have a DC....

Well, the DC in question does have a track record of literally killing his players, so if you think about it from that perspective it actually makes quite a bit of sense. 

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11 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

You can’t actually believe this. There is no chance Perkins decommitted without a financial commitment from another school. 

well he did say he liked how Florida "takes care of" their players. We all thought that meant paying $, but maybe he just meant Florida takes care of their players by not killing them?

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Maybe Perkins is going for the really, really big aggy bag.  Flirting with other programs maybe didn't get him what he wanted.  You have to be willing to walk away to get that super duper big bag.   Speaking of which, Stewart should enter the transfer portal and get him some more cash to withdraw his name. 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Well, the DC in question does have a track record of literally killing his players, so if you think about it from that perspective it actually makes quite a bit of sense. 

One death is a data point. Two deaths is a coincidence. Three deaths is a trend. Plus there’s all the kids he didn’t kill.  Whoop. 

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1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Maybe Perkins is going for the really, really big aggy bag.  Flirting with other programs maybe didn't get him what he wanted.  You have to be willing to walk away to get that super duper big bag.   Speaking of which, Stewart should enter the transfer portal and get him some more cash to withdraw his name. 

Florida is about to be dropping major bags with that coaching staff. They're about to be another Georgia. 

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