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Lincoln Riley clubs puppies, hates America, and says the SEC is underrated


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Lincoln Riley loves Pantyhose and Aqua-Net.
Lincoln Riley loves smoking menthol cigarettes.
Lincoln Riley loves to tango in the street and eats only dark meat.

Lincoln Riley loves to dance to techno sounds in his buster browns.

Lincoln Riley is a Yono Oker.

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, smoke !
 

 

 

 

 

 

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Lincoln Riley spends hours ogling the cedar trivets, soy candles, and the chic cheeseboards at Crate and Barrel.
Lincoln Riley is horrified by the sequined crop-tops he used to wear when he was 19 years old.
Lincoln Riley's personal e-mail inbox is categorized and neatly organized.
Lincoln Riley describes getting a Frappuccino as “naughty.
Lincoln Riley goes to the same three restaurants over and over.
Lincoln Riley would order spicy food off the menu, but he forgot his TUMS.
 

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