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Just now, Underdog said:

X, 1, X

But we could call UM Mr Wonderful...

10 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

I think that’s the only thing missing from this thread.

Well, someone teased us with a 13 min countdown to nudes but alas nothing. That's just wrong. 

2 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Should I hit refresh?........or take a shower?  Fuck it.  No more showers until this saga is complete.  Just F5 and musk for the masses......

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united flight arrived at the gate 5 mins ago

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Offset with post oak, salt and pepper only (1 part salt/2 part pepper). Smoke at 250 about an 1-1:15 hours per pound, this one was 12 pounds and took about 13 hours. Wrap in paper when it hit the stall. 2 hour rest and sliceNoah Centineo Chef GIF by Allure

Don't forget weight vs. volume

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

so you are the night crew replacement for the day crew?

That would be us. Or we, for the pedantic. 

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I'm pretty pumped at the political direction El Squared and co are trying to take this thread. I was just thinking to myself that there aren't enough political debated on surly.

I apologize for the CR gravitational force, I wasn't able to resist it adequately. My mistake. And yes, I do not want Cal as our model, for the Athletic Dept or School, but it might be too late to hope for anything else.

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If urban is hired this changes 

Seems a more pleasant counterpart to futureman’s proposition. 

3 minutes ago, troph said:

I tried to find it on YouTube I suck at this though. 

Just YouTube google, it’s not that hard

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Wood?

You rang?

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What does this mean? I have not promised any nekkid pictures...yet.

After doxxing myself, I better get some fucking nudes!!! 

5 minutes ago, hookem17 said:

Laurie can get it

Lori too. 

2 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Just YouTube google, it’s not that hard

That was a great dig by Klatt

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2 minutes ago, El Squared said:

I apologize for the CR gravitational force, I wasn't able to resist it adequately. My mistake. And yes, I do not want Cal as our model, for the Athletic Dept or School, but it might be too late to hope for anything else.

We’re remodeling the football stadium, building a new basketball arena, and trying to hire Urban Meyer as our football coach.

To be more like Cal. 

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Offset with post oak, salt and pepper only (1 part salt/2 part pepper). Smoke at 250 about an 1-1:15 hours per pound, this one was 12 pounds and took about 13 hours. Wrap in paper when it hit the stall. 2 hour rest and sliceNoah Centineo Chef GIF by Allure

That is how to do it. I use a digital thermal probe in the middle of the thickest part of the flat. When that sucker hits 203 is when the magic happens. Then it comes off to be wrapped and rested in a cooler for a couple hours.

3 minutes ago, wood said:

You rang?

Usually you knock on wood. Just sayin'

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:


You really don’t understand how executive level private searches work. Let me put it this way. Hundreds of times every day high profile searches are conducted in the background without reaching public visibility, including and especially sports coaches.

You don’t have to put a deadline on Meyer. You work out most/all of the issues well in advance of the public pressure stage. CDC did it perfectly for women’s basketball, etc. He just didn’t for Meyer. And I like CDC. I’m just saying they screwed up the process timing if he isn’t coming.

CDC made a promise to Tom Herman, if you win the Big XII, you are more than likely retained. I would be much more concerned if CDC wasn't a "man of his word". It was not until the Iowa State loss that the chances of reaching the CCG went to 1%. Hell, until Oklahoma beats Baylor, there still is a remote possibility. This thing has only kicked into high gear this week. Why would you spend so much time in negotiations with a GOAT like Urban, only to have Tom Herman squirrel his way into, and winning a conference championship. DO you think Urban would appreciate that the next time Tom failed after you wasted so much of his time the last round?

Before Iowa State: 

CDC/BMD: Coach Meyer, TH needs to make the conference championship and win it to remain coach at UT. That's a tall task, would you have interest in coaching again, possibly at The University of Texas?

UM: Possibly. Hit me up when you think he isn't gonna make it.

After Iowa State:

It's on like Donkey Kong and basically happens in one week.

I think Urban Meyer is mature enough, patient enough, and respects CDC enough to have the courtesy to keep promises to his head football coach.  Who knows, he might even see that as a net positive and a reason to coach here. More important than money is trust that your AD has your back and keeps his promises even when those promises are not in his own self interest.

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8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Offset with post oak, salt and pepper only (1 part salt/2 part pepper). Smoke at 250 about an 1-1:15 hours per pound, this one was 12 pounds and took about 13 hours. Wrap in paper when it hit the stall. 2 hour rest and sliceNoah Centineo Chef GIF by Allure

Thanks- so to clarify, lump charcoal or post oak chunk/limbs or both?

Ceramic or steel smoker? 

What temp was the stall?

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

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Jesus welcome to the fucking game Brian Davis. You only showed up with 1:30 left in the 4th 

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

After doxxing myself, I better get some fucking nudes!!! 

Don’t worry man, I’ve got you covered

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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"Nothing will happen unless something happens"

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

We’re remodeling the football stadium, building a new basketball arena, and trying to hire Urban Meyer as our football coach.

To be more like Cal. 

Funded by UT Admin, alone???

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4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Words. He knows nothing. Moron literally just said nothing is happening unless something happens. 

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16 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

FOX would love UM helping bring some more relevance to the Big12 that they are shelling out millions on.

lets hope they dont hire that cocksucker stoops to take his place on set

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FOX BROADCAST- ANOTHER SLIP...

Brandon said stoops was auditioning for meyer’s job with the OU intro.  Spence chuckled. 

fox is leaking more than the titanic right now.

come on Coach get on the plane!!!

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Don’t worry man, I’ve got you covered
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6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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Another week of this and I'm fucking dead. TH should've been fired after Iowa State.

JMHO. 

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Just now, Junior Bonner said:

Another week of this and I'm fucking dead. TH should've been fired after Iowa State.

JMHO. 

Another week of this and both TH and myself will be fired.

1 hour ago, troph said:

I don’t think you fire the coach in college either way until he gets home.  

I could have sworn Manny Diaz didn't make it on the plane after BYU in 2013.

22 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

well shit... beats watching @futureman fist himself

 

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Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

I'm dumb, I don't get the ulcer in Columbus joke lol.

He and Shelley have been stressing over the decision

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

I'm dumb, I don't get the ulcer in Columbus joke lol.

I don’t usually call people names but I might agree with you here. Sorry.

Just now, dcbc said:

I could have sworn Manny _iaz didn't make it on the plane after BYU in 2013.

FIFY --- Manny _iaz (No "D")

Only thing we might hear late tonight is a leak TH is fired and that won't be until after ou wins to officially knock us out of Big12 championship. That's the cover CDC needs before it happens. 

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I'm dumb, I don't get the ulcer in Columbus joke lol.

Fans stressed about Urban coaching Texas.

I'm dumb, I don't get the ulcer in Columbus joke lol.
So there's this coach named urban and a school called ohio state...

Nevermind, I think you'd better just let this one go.
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4 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Another week of this and I'm fucking dead. TH should've been fired after Iowa State.

JMHO. 

Agree.  But maybe that turns up the urban heat.  I think it may take another week

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He and Shelley have been stressing over the decision

And fan base.

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