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5 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Urban is coming.  Nicole, send nudes 🤣

And you have confirmation of this?

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1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:


No, the Michigan-Covid thing is directly related to why people in Columbus would have ulcers, because tOSU needs to play a certain amount of games to get into the Big 10 Championship game, which winning a conference championship helps to get you into the playoffs. If Michigan can’t play because of Covid, that would leave tOSU a game short of qualifying.

That's correct. That was what he was saying but UM misinterpreted it for a split second as referring to the coaching search causing anxiety in CBus. That's how I took it. 

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

You just shut your whore mouth. 

We know who you are big guy.

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

That's where I'm at. I can't imagine waiting another week and losing a recruiting cycle. I'm still mostly positive, but after midweek it's probably on to phase 2.

If Herman is running practice tomorrow with no announcement, that can't be good

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Bill Miller could NEVER

Looks like Rudy's quality to me /ducks

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

And you have confirmation of this?

Had confirmation on Monday 🤐

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I’m eons behind. Do y’all realize it’s happening yet?

I'm shitfaced. It's happening tomorrow. Night crew USNALonghorn has joined the party.

8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


We are not “trusting” him just clowning on him for stating the obvious. 

I don't think it's obvious that Herman keeps his job whether we get a decision from Urban or not.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

And you have confirmation of this?

Not until you send the pics, duh.


Brady cracking up again is also telling.

20% thinks they’re maybe laughing at us. But fuck it I’m going with the other 80%. This is in the baaag!

IT

he waiting game is a byproduct of not having leverage. Texas has no leverage, and so we wait.

Urban Meyer is in sole control of the situation, and, by proxy, your delicate emotions.

I guess we can speculate:

— if Urban says he wants the job, it will be his. Not so much speculation as common sense.

— the last remaining holdup we’ve heard is whether or not he can get his support staff to join the ride. I’m willing to entertain that as an excuse for why he doesn’t want to take the job but it would take some convincing.

— if Urban remains undecided he’ll be given time and Herman will coach the Kansas game. That would leave him very little operating room between being hired and NSD1. Recruiting is never a secondary concern for him so either he’s truly undecided on whether or not he can get “his guys” or he’s leaning no.

— there has been considerable noise stemming from CDC’s “useful” media stenographers that I’ve taken as misninformation. James Franklin? That has to be him doing his friend and Penn State coach a solid. Talk of bringing Herman back if they miss on Urban seems like buying time for Plan B’s but we’ve also heard they don’t like their Plan B options. If Del Conte truly believes that, he should be met with spirited opposition. It’s an excuse and a bad one at that. For someone who prides himself on making good hires he should relish the opportunity to conduct the rare “real search” at Texas with all its resources and newly refined sales pitch.

— we have heard Steve Sarkisian’s name. He is a better option than Herman and I know there are better options than Sark. If five years with Saban hasn’t led to a relapse he can probably deal with the pressures of @oneryhorn636970 (notice how I made him an old). Sark is just an example of how “there are no Plan B’s” is BS.

— I’ve heard they’re not all that high on Cristobal, though I wasn’t given any reasons. That’s either more nonsense or hopefully misdirection. Who knows at this point.

— recency bias drives me mad. It’s just as shortsighted to say it’s hard to fire a coach after a convincing win (over a bad team) as it is to not want a head coach who has a recent disappointing loss. If you’re not discussing a body of work you’re doing it wrong. Herman’s body of work, even before the other issues are accounted for, isn’t getting it done. A win over K-State changes nothing. It actually underlined his shortcomings.

— for now we’re waiting for unimpeachable word on what’s going on. We’ve received confirmation for what we posted on Friday but nothing new today.

— I’m confident the pursuit of Meyer has been handled quite well, but I’m unsure on the other scenarios

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


No, the Michigan-Covid thing is directly related to why people in Columbus would have ulcers, because tOSU needs to play a certain amount of games to get into the Big 10 Championship game, which winning a conference championship helps to get you into the playoffs. If Michigan can’t play because of Covid, that would leave tOSU a game short of qualifying.

You’re right.  Didn’t make that connection.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

And you have confirmation of this?

Fox blunders, fox silence, flight aware and a 40oz in a brown paper bag. 

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Not until you send the pics, duh.

Y'all really think it is that easy? What am I saying? If you didn't want a challenge you wouldn't be UT football fans. Right? If you wanted easy, I am sure y'all know where to find it.

2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I’m eons behind. Do y’all realize it’s happening yet?

If it happens I'm going to go back and find the 5ish nonverbal seconds from this morning on FOX that sold it for me.

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

I'm shitfaced. It's happening tomorrow. Night crew USNALonghorn has joined the party.

I don't get this day crew, night crew thing. Aren't you degenerates on here 24/7, like me? 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

IT

he waiting game is a byproduct of not having leverage. Texas has no leverage, and so we wait.

Urban Meyer is in sole control of the situation, and, by proxy, your delicate emotions.

I guess we can speculate:

— if Urban says he wants the job, it will be his. Not so much speculation as common sense.

— the last remaining holdup we’ve heard is whether or not he can get his support staff to join the ride. I’m willing to entertain that as an excuse for why he doesn’t want to take the job but it would take some convincing.

— if Urban remains undecided he’ll be given time and Herman will coach the Kansas game. That would leave him very little operating room between being hired and NSD1. Recruiting is never a secondary concern for him so either he’s truly undecided on whether or not he can get “his guys” or he’s leaning no.

— there has been considerable noise stemming from CDC’s “useful” media stenographers that I’ve taken as misninformation. James Franklin? That has to be him doing his friend and Penn State coach a solid. Talk of bringing Herman back if they miss on Urban seems like buying time for Plan B’s but we’ve also heard they don’t like their Plan B options. If Del Conte truly believes that, he should be met with spirited opposition. It’s an excuse and a bad one at that. For someone who prides himself on making good hires he should relish the opportunity to conduct the rare “real search” at Texas with all its resources and newly refined sales pitch.

— we have heard Steve Sarkisian’s name. He is a better option than Herman and I know there are better options than Sark. If five years with Saban hasn’t led to a relapse he can probably deal with the pressures of @oneryhorn636970 (notice how I made him an old). Sark is just an example of how “there are no Plan B’s” is BS.

— I’ve heard they’re not all that high on Cristobal, though I wasn’t given any reasons. That’s either more nonsense or hopefully misdirection. Who knows at this point.

— recency bias drives me mad. It’s just as shortsighted to say it’s hard to fire a coach after a convincing win (over a bad team) as it is to not want a head coach who has a recent disappointing loss. If you’re not discussing a body of work you’re doing it wrong. Herman’s body of work, even before the other issues are accounted for, isn’t getting it done. A win over K-State changes nothing. It actually underlined his shortcomings.

— for now we’re waiting for unimpeachable word on what’s going on. We’ve received confirmation for what we posted on Friday but nothing new today.

— I’m confident the pursuit of Meyer has been handled quite well, but I’m unsure on the other scenarios

They would've been better off not saying shit. 

20 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

what do u do 4 a living bruh u r my idol u have $$$$

Director of Sales for a logistics company. If y’all need to move some LTL or FTL freight, holla at ya boiiiii

3 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Had confirmation on Monday 🤐

I believe you also claimed in your first post here that Herman would be fire Saturday after KSU. That looks unlikely at this time- agree?

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't think it's obvious that Herman keeps his job whether we get a decision from Urban or not.


It’s obvious Herman is not getting fired before the Kansas game unless Urban accepts the job. 

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

They would've been better off not saying shit. 

Yep

Just now, Junior Bonner said:

I don't get this day crew, night crew thing. Aren't you degenerates on here 24/7, like me? 

It's always been sober crew, shitfaced crew to me. Although some of these monsters are always shitfaced.

Finally finished with all my "responsibilities". Night crew reporting for bourbon and Koolaid.

7 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Herman to South Carolina

You doubling down that UM is a done deal?

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

IT

he waiting game is a byproduct of not having leverage. Texas has no leverage, and so we wait.

Urban Meyer is in sole control of the situation, and, by proxy, your delicate emotions.

I guess we can speculate:

— if Urban says he wants the job, it will be his. Not so much speculation as common sense.

— the last remaining holdup we’ve heard is whether or not he can get his support staff to join the ride. I’m willing to entertain that as an excuse for why he doesn’t want to take the job but it would take some convincing.

— if Urban remains undecided he’ll be given time and Herman will coach the Kansas game. That would leave him very little operating room between being hired and NSD1. Recruiting is never a secondary concern for him so either he’s truly undecided on whether or not he can get “his guys” or he’s leaning no.

— there has been considerable noise stemming from CDC’s “useful” media stenographers that I’ve taken as misninformation. James Franklin? That has to be him doing his friend and Penn State coach a solid. Talk of bringing Herman back if they miss on Urban seems like buying time for Plan B’s but we’ve also heard they don’t like their Plan B options. If Del Conte truly believes that, he should be met with spirited opposition. It’s an excuse and a bad one at that. For someone who prides himself on making good hires he should relish the opportunity to conduct the rare “real search” at Texas with all its resources and newly refined sales pitch.

— we have heard Steve Sarkisian’s name. He is a better option than Herman and I know there are better options than Sark. If five years with Saban hasn’t led to a relapse he can probably deal with the pressures of @oneryhorn636970 (notice how I made him an old). Sark is just an example of how “there are no Plan B’s” is BS.

— I’ve heard they’re not all that high on Cristobal, though I wasn’t given any reasons. That’s either more nonsense or hopefully misdirection. Who knows at this point.

— recency bias drives me mad. It’s just as shortsighted to say it’s hard to fire a coach after a convincing win (over a bad team) as it is to not want a head coach who has a recent disappointing loss. If you’re not discussing a body of work you’re doing it wrong. Herman’s body of work, even before the other issues are accounted for, isn’t getting it done. A win over K-State changes nothing. It actually underlined his shortcomings.

— for now we’re waiting for unimpeachable word on what’s going on. We’ve received confirmation for what we posted on Friday but nothing new today.

— I’m confident the pursuit of Meyer has been handled quite well, but I’m unsure on the other scenarios

I’m ignoring this shit. 

4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I’m eons behind. Do y’all realize it’s happening yet?

 No but don’t blame me.  I just can’t accept that the perfect scenario will work out.  It’s never worked out during my lifetime. 
 

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Y'all really think it is that easy? What am I saying? If you didn't want a challenge you wouldn't be UT football fans. Right? If you wanted easy, I am sure y'all know where to find it.

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Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

 No but don’t blame me.  I just can’t accept that the perfect scenario will work out.  It’s never worked out during my lifetime. 
 

It is going to happen. I believe it.

23 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Everyone knows you cook brisket to temp and feel. Time is literally irrelevant most times.

i am a no foil/paper guy. Let’s get some bark going!!!!!

Agreed but always good to have an estimate. I smoke to 203 but usually paper. The pepper gets me all the bark I need

Right, and Urban reacted as though he thought it was something else - the Texas job saga.  It wasn’t, the fact he thought it was is the tell.

Oh I got the reaction and why it’s interesting, was just explaining that they didn’t “switch” to Mich/Covid. It was directly related to the Columbus/Ulcer remark.
1 minute ago, mantis toboggan said:

I believe you also claimed in your first post here that Herman would be fire Saturday after KSU. That looks unlikely at this time- agree?

Not necessarily.  I’m confident the conversation has already happened.  Now whether or not it hits the media tonight/tomorrow is a different story.

UrBaN mEyEr Is In CoNtRoL

 

No fucking shit, we're the ones trying to entice him to come here.

3 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

I don't get this day crew, night crew thing. Aren't you degenerates on here 24/7, like me? 

Exactly, I’m working double shifts on here and no shifts on my job that pays the bills. 

Director of Sales for a logistics company. If y’all need to move some LTL or FTL freight, holla at ya boiiiii

PM sent.
5 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

I don't get this day crew, night crew thing. Aren't you degenerates on here 24/7, like me? 

Night crew are drunk versions of day crew. Cheers!

That's correct. That was what he was saying but UM misinterpreted it for a split second as referring to the coaching search causing anxiety in CBus. That's how I took it. 

I know, I was explaining that they didn’t “switch” to Mich/Covid, that it was directly related to tOSU.

If we were More like Baylor we could take Urban against his will.

Mullets beat the Mormons. Holy shit. Coastal pulled this bitch off.

1 minute ago, troph said:

First moment of the night to go platinum or nose dive into despair.  Who has the answer ?

Phrasing

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Director of Sales for a logistics company. If y’all need to move some LTL or FTL freight, holla at ya boiiiii

My dude. Can you hook me up with an FTL ticket to Pluto? I need to see if it's really not a planet for myself.

10 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Had confirmation on Monday 🤐

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