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6 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Oh shit, I used to write software in that industry. Always wanted to score some R+L New Orleans Bowl tickets

Nice who for? 

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Virginia Tech just a foot short of TD on Hail Mary pass to end 1st half...

Ref announced call confirmed on his mike... A girl in the crowd was caught on the mike yelling "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE".  😂😂😂

Just now, Richter said:

Dave Aranda is the defensive Herman

Is Herman “offensive” as in offense?  Or just to my sensibilities?

3 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I just don't think so. Could be wrong. He doesn't need to do that. 

He might.  And it’s not hard.  

3 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I just don't think so. Could be wrong. He doesn't need to do that. 

Maybe doesn't need to do it, but wants to?  Maybe IT is setting up the smoke screen for Urban.  He could've told the world he's not coaching next year but he didn't.  

2 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Troph and her partner apparently dig man on man porn; I’ll take their word on it.

I mean, I'm into seeing girls, and girls on girls, but that doesn't mean I want to see a girl fist her own asshole. Not the same thing.

10 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Yes.  It would be a surprise if Tom is not officially gone by tomorrow.

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

You haven’t asked insanely wealthy people for money have you? 


You have no idea what you are talking about. 

That other plane is still in LA so there’s that too, the Dassault Falcon. So we have on in the air coming to Houston and one from HSB on the ground in LA.

So the magic number in the “Fire Corch X” threads is 416 pages, I think. Since this one is expanding so quickly, will it count if this thread hits that number?

Urban take the wheel. 
 

I hope you (Surly) dance. 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Maybe doesn't need to do it, but wants to?  Maybe IT is setting up the smoke screen for Urban.  He could've told the world he's not coaching next year but he didn't.  

Shit would leak out all over the place if he did that. Our BMDs would brag. There is no way. 

Just now, Rimbo said:

I mean, I'm into seeing girls, and girls on girls, but that doesn't mean I want to see a girl fist her own asshole. Not the same thing.

Fair enough. I can take your word for it, too.

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6 minutes ago, troph said:

Current open question - is Meyer on the plane. Fundamental intel assignment - who does the fox late shift?? If Meyer isn’t on set at halftime look the fuck out. 
 

hook em mother fuckers if he’s not on set WE BACK!!

But would he have had enough time to get from studio to airport?

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3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Virginia Tech just a foot short of TD on Hail Mary pass to end 1st half...

Ref announced call confirmed on his mike... A girl in the crowd was caught on the mike yelling "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE".  😂😂😂

 

Everyone in this thread worried about where Urban. Has anyone stopped to ask how Urban?

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

She was in Siesta Key per daughter's instagram

 

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

She's in Siesta Key. 

 Ok, let me ask this. Would Urban's agent be in HB working out all the details of his contract, and then fly to CA with Texas legal staff to go over it with him, and get him to sign? Then they fly to Austin tomorrow on this plane?

It's happening motherfuckers. (I have no inside info just drunk).

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14 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Yes.  It would be a surprise if Tom is not officially gone by tomorrow.

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19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Agreed but always good to have an estimate. I smoke to 203 but usually paper. The pepper gets me all the bark I need

Pretty much exactly how I smoke a brisket. Salt and pepper only.  Plenty of pepper. Smoke for a couple hours then wrap in paper for the remainder. Keep a couple small bowls of water in the smoker also.  Usually smoke to 198 or so.  Last time I went over 200 and “over time” by a couple hours of seemed dryer then it should have been. That stall was a son of a bitch also. 
mustard? Mayo? On. Brisket? Fuck out of here with that shit. Lol. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Everyone in this thread worried about where Urban. Has anyone stopped to ask how Urban?

I'll do you one better. Why is Urban?

I feel dirty posting that but it had to be done.

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

But would he have had enough time to get from studio to airport?

Haven’t tried to tie it out to timing of Fox pregame to OU/BU start, but it’s a 22 minute drive from Fox studios to the airport. 

In the studios at Fox tonight watching on Fox, Baylor at Oklahoma, on Fox Sports1, Colorado at Arizona, and also peeking in at BYU at Coastal Carolina and Clemson at Virginia Tech.
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5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

This at least deserves a titty pic, right? 

Fuck yeah...  Love Brokers and feeding mayo to tuna...  LFG! 

I hope you fixed the doxxing of yourself. Maybe I will just send my sexy shots to the mods on the board and they can doll them out to those signing up to be a tree fiddy member? Thoughts? lmao.

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Everyone in this thread worried about where Urban. Has anyone stopped to ask how Urban?

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 

 Ok, let me ask this. Would Urban's agent be in HB working out all the details of his contract, and then fly to CA with Texas legal staff to go over it with him, and get him to sign? Then they fly to Austin tomorrow on this plane?

Email communications. Highly doubtful. He'd just be with Urban. 

Page 400.  Plz let tomorrow be the day.

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

 Ok, let me ask this. Would Urban's agent be in HB working out all the details of his contract, and then fly to CA with Texas legal staff to go over it with him, and get him to sign? Then they fly to Austin tomorrow on this plane?

No but a regent lives in the area and could send his plane to go get him when he's done this evening

fwiw the players think herman will coach ku game 


I wouldn’t put much stock in that. When trying to keep something confidential, you usually don’t tell a hundred 18-22 year olds with 5 social media accounts each
2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

So you were wondering what she was doing this weekend

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3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

 Ok, let me ask this. Would Urban's agent be in HB working out all the details of his contract, and then fly to CA with Texas legal staff to go over it with him, and get him to sign? Then they fly to Austin tomorrow on this plane?

Can anyone find urbans current agent?

Wait.... is Sark part of the grand plan to get Milroe back and to flip the Brocks?

/sarkasm...kinda

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Page 400.  Plz let tomorrow be the day.

No shit, I haven’t read this much since my sophomore year.

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Thank you Jeff

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:
In the studios at Fox tonight watching on Fox, Baylor at Oklahoma, on Fox Sports1, Colorado at Arizona, and also peeking in at BYU at Coastal Carolina and Clemson at Virginia Tech.
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Lol why would you expect a straight forward answer from that? 

3 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

fwiw the players think herman will coach ku game 

The players have thought a lot of things this season. Too many things, in fact.

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

No shit, I haven’t read this much since my sophomore year.

Humblebrag...

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3 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:
In the studios at Fox tonight watching on Fox, Baylor at Oklahoma, on Fox Sports1, Colorado at Arizona, and also peeking in at BYU at Coastal Carolina and Clemson at Virginia Tech.
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Actually a good troll reply by Mike. Lol

4 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:
In the studios at Fox tonight watching on Fox, Baylor at Oklahoma, on Fox Sports1, Colorado at Arizona, and also peeking in at BYU at Coastal Carolina and Clemson at Virginia Tech.
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Just now, ztejas said:

The players have thought a lot of things this season. Too many things, in fact.

actually they are even more bought in to herman after todays game 

they love him 

fwiw the players think herman will coach ku game 
Just now, hornfromdallas said:

actually they are even more bought in to herman after todays game 

they love him 

I just threw up a little.

Just now, hornfromdallas said:

actually they are even more bought in to herman after todays game 

they love him 

Oh for fucks sake 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Actually a good troll reply by Mike. Lol

I was expecting him to say, no he's gone. Some dude with a cowboy hat just picked him up in a stretch limo with horns on the hood. 

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