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2 minutes ago, bar said:

I thought pics of wife was the accepted form of currency in these parts.

Sorry. My bad.

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7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hey, it's the weekend.  Party down folks.

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2 minutes ago, TBD said:

Hey guys, somewhat new here.  Could y’all point me to the thread where we are talking about getting a program changing coach.  Got lost in the food and travel thread.  

Fucking rook. Go to day crew

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Sure! Got pics? (food)

She was a Rangerette - many are out there. Alas the biryani is already in the fridge for tonight and I didn’t take any before I devoured. Tomorrow I will!

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I know. I realized that when I sent the pictures and posted. Oh well.

I'm protective of you for fucks sake. Burnt eyes scares me

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

She was a Rangerette - many are out there. Alas the biryani is already in the fridge for tonight and I didn’t take any before I devoured. Tomorrow I will!

So is your wife in the fridge too, or are we gonna get some pics?

4 minutes ago, TBD said:

Hey guys, somewhat new here.  Could y’all point me to the thread where we are talking about getting a program changing coach.  Got lost in the food and travel thread.  

 

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Just now, TotallyLegit said:

So is your wife in the fridge too, or are we gonna get some pics?

Well she’s about to be devoured too sooooooooo maybe?

5 minutes ago, TBD said:

Hey guys, somewhat new here.  Could y’all point me to the thread where we are talking about getting a program changing coach.  Got lost in the food and travel thread.  

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6 minutes ago, TBD said:

Hey guys, somewhat new here.  Could y’all point me to the thread where we are talking about getting a program changing coach.  Got lost in the food and travel thread.  

Sure.

Just follow futureman's fist.

4 minutes ago, pops said:

I'm protective of you for fucks sake. Burnt eyes scares me

I know. I know. Thanks :)

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Sure.

Just follow futureman's fist.

 

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1 minute ago, DestructiveBack2001 said:

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After the A&M game my senior year, I saw a wasted Shawn Michaels and his entourage almost get into fight after the game while my idiot friend is in the background egging it on yelling "Watch for the Super Kick!" Good times.

9 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Rangerette

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Your wife has BDE

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1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

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Y'all love hazing the newbies. I have to wonder though, who the lurkers are. If you google Meyer or Herman you wind up here. And they have to be fucking confused. I'd like to be nice  and point them in the right direction...but those of you who were on the shaggy gave me shit. For years. And years. It was deserved. My posts were a beating. And to some my posts still are...

2 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I am guessing McDonald's corporation executives are looking at the numbers and trying to figure out why there is such a huge uptick in McRib sales in the state of Texas over the last week.  

And hospitals are trying to figure out why so many people are coming to the ER with non-covid diarrhea.

13 minutes ago, TBD said:

Hey guys, somewhat new here.  Could y’all point me to the thread where we are talking about getting a program changing coach.  Got lost in the food and travel thread.  

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Just now, runthebone said:

And hospitals are trying to figure out why so many people are coming to the ER with non-covid diarrhea.

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18 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Wife made lamb biryani tonight. Can we talk about Indian food? 

Vindaloo is life.

20 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

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This is outstanding

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24 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hey, it's the weekend.  Party down folks.

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38 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I like to bake. It’s cathartic for some reason. But I barely ever eat any of it.

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1 hour ago, brown water said:

My bad. Side 2. And resting to finish in the smoke.  

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Ok. Now finished...

 

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28 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hey, it's the weekend.  Party down folks.

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2 minutes ago, brown water said:

Ok. Now finished...

 

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I'd hit that.  

Oh come on! I served up a volleyball for y’all to spike with the pie pictures (yes I bake and yes I made) and not one of these?

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Where are people seeing that Hand got fired?

6 minutes ago, brown water said:

Ok. Now finished...

 

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Niiiiiice cock

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30 minutes ago, TBD said:

Hey guys, somewhat new here.  Could y’all point me to the thread where we are talking about getting a program changing coach.  Got lost in the food and travel thread.  

Sign out front shoulda told ya. 

2 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Where are people seeing that Hand got fired?

I think it might just be speculation based on the Myslinski decommitment.

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2 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

What’s it gonna take to reach 1,000 pages by weekend’s end?

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1 hour ago, brown water said:

Yep. Hopefully no rain post covid 

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That dinner looks horrible. negged

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13 minutes ago, brown water said:

Ok. Now finished...

 

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Dude from PA thinks you need to throw that back on for another 30 minutes.

Tucker and Chloe approve. Not the most discerning tastes. But at least they approve. 

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16 minutes ago, brown water said:

Ok. Now finished...

 

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I hate you with the heat of 1000 suns. Good job. 

11 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

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What a cocky bastard.  Who does he think he is?  I’ll tell ya who...he’s the next coach at The University of Texas!!

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2 minutes ago, brown water said:

Tucker and Chloe approve. Not the most discerning tastes. But at least they approve. 

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Watching spongebob while eating a beautiful steak. America!

6 minutes ago, brown water said:

Tucker and Chloe approve. Not the most discerning tastes. But at least they approve. 

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Oh, the conflicted look on that poor dog's face. I want that meat soooooo bad, but I'm a good dog!

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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Oh come on! I served up a volleyball for y’all to spike with the pie pictures (yes I bake and yes I made) and not one of these?

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Don't worry, I'm sure there is a suck...a mean, a good guy on here that is marriage material, or at least steady boyfriend material. They are awful thirsty anyways. 

CHIEF

14 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Niiiiiice cock

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I’m about to grab a Zima and turn on Neon Moon

5 minutes ago, brown water said:

Tucker and Chloe approve. Not the most discerning tastes. But at least they approve. 

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Soon.  You better not get distracted for a second or that steak will disappear.  

Just now, stork642 said:

Soon.  You better not get distracted for a second or that steak will disappear.  

That would be the last steak my dog would eat. 

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

Friday Night calm before the storm.

And it's still early on Friday Night.  Things don't start happening until after midnight.

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