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Time for a new cap. Can’t wait to wear it proudly whenever I’m in the bay area. F the A’s and Fiers.

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  • Here's the thing that makes me absolutely livid about this... Cheating happens all the time in baseball. At all levels. All levels. The MLB itself cheats the game by juicing the ball. Players juiced t

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    It's not the end, I agree. The Astros are still sacks of giant shit, though.  Shame on them.

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    Very sad to see that the Astros are basically dipshit cheaters from the top down. Hey, at least the Black Sox are happy that someone else is wearing their crown of infamy.    

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Ok. Maybe Carlos can stay

 

This article gave me full Chubb. Let's go full heel on these bitches. I've complained about Correa in the past, but I won't complain about this.

 

And I believe him about the Altuve not wanting to use the trash can thing. The analysis that was done showed such infrequent/inconsistent usage for Altuve compared to Marwin/Springer/Correa

12 minutes ago, YChang said:

Time for a new cap. Can’t wait to wear it proudly whenever I’m in the bay area. F the A’s and Fiers.

Not a huge fan of that cap. Any fuck everyone else T-shirts out yet?  I'll rock one in Yankee Stadium if so.

Goddamn right, Carlos!

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Carlos should head up the Astros PR department. He’s fixed his image in one day. 

 

 

Carlos starting his MVP campaign early this year.  That was awesome.  

Surprised the media hasn't said that we stole signs coming from the Dodgers dugout telling Bellinger to swing wildly at any breaking ball coming toward his back foot.

I want to have his babies 

 

Props to Correa for speaking that way.

A slightly pissed off, determined, turned-heel Astros club is gonna be much fun this season. 

Correa got me fukin hype!! Stfu hypocrites


This is how I imagined the really good players reacting to the stealing stuff. It’s retarded to think 100% of the players used it...or any used it 100% of at bats. Sucks whole team gets the label. But media and other teams have fucked them all. Everyone is running wild with this bs.

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Carlos and me are cool again.

 

I wouldn’t mind being cool with Tyler White again (he who was DFA’ed to make room for Mookie). T-White, watcha got on the Dodgers from your 2 months in LA last year?

 

While we’re at it...Cam Maybin, you’re in Detroit now. Anything you care to share from your time in the Bronx last year?

 

Time is over for explanations.

Nothing good will come from further discussion. Nobody outside the Astros camp wants reconciliation.  It's a fool's errand at this point to make an attempt at showing contrition.

STFU and let the opponents worry about it.

Play fucking ball and let your game speak for itself.

4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Time is over for explanations.

Nothing good will come from further discussion. Nobody outside the Astros camp wants reconciliation.  It's a fool's errand at this point to make an attempt at showing contrition.

STFU and let the opponents worry about it.

Play fucking ball and let your game speak for itself.

Exactly. They'll never be happy. Fuck em. Houston vs errrrybody. I like it that way.

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The only thing sweeter than today’s comments from correa, will be Correa saying “we told you to stfu” come late october while wearing ski goggles

all these idiots on responding how he and the rest of the astros will be hit all season, bullshit may happen a few times but teams arent going to consistently give us a free base

Hit Correa and be prepared to feel the wrath of Greinke's precisely placed 89 mph heat!

 

1 hour ago, Smax said:

all these idiots on responding how he and the rest of the astros will be hit all season, bullshit may happen a few times but teams arent going to consistently give us a free base

I wish they would. In return, the Astros should use the new 26th man to employ a hockey-style enforcer. They hit a guy, go beat the crap out of the pitcher. 

I wish they would. In return, the Astros should use the new 26th man to employ a hockey-style enforcer. They hit a guy, go beat the crap out of the pitcher. 
Maybe we could sign jon singleton back to be useful
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24 minutes ago, formermav43 said:
I wish they would. In return, the Astros should use the new 26th man to employ a hockey-style enforcer. They hit a guy, go beat the crap out of the pitcher. 

Maybe we could sign jon singleton back to be useful

Lettuce Turnip the beet(downs.)

bring back El Oso Blanco.

I wish they would. In return, the Astros should use the new 26th man to employ a hockey-style enforcer. They hit a guy, go beat the crap out of the pitcher. 

This is what I envision Reddick’s role being
He’s small, but you know he can pull some crazy wwf shit... and when he’s suspended we don’t have to bitch about him taking playing time away from tucker
2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:


This is what I envision Reddick’s role being
He’s small, but you know he can pull some crazy wwf shit... and when he’s suspended we don’t have to bitch about him taking playing time away from tucker

Some knife chops followed by the figure 4 should do it.

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

 

You would think he would keep his mouth shut and hope everyone just forgets about the 2017 WS.  I guess looking to blame our failures on factors outside of our control is part of human nature though.

Now dodgers Jansen released words about how stros scandal is worse than steroids and gambling. And that it was bullshit that stros ripped Darvish and Kershaw. He believes no one can hit Kershaw like that. Lmao. What a buncha bitches.

I get you are mad, but there is still no proof they used it 100% of the time or even the majority of time, or in playoffs at all. It could have been just a few reg season games. We don’t know. But that’s what everyone wants to assume is 100% of the time..just to give excuses for their shit performances. Bs.


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1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Now dodgers Jansen released words about how stros scandal is worse than steroids and gambling. And that it was bullshit that stros ripped Darvish and Kershaw. He believes no one can hit Kershaw like that. Lmao. What a buncha bitches.

I get you are mad, but there is still no proof they used it 100% of the time or even the majority of time, or in playoffs at all. It could have been just a few reg season games. We don’t know. But that’s what everyone wants to assume is 100% of the time..just to give excuses for their shit performances. Bs.


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So I guess everyone cheats against Kershaw in the postseason?

19 minutes ago, WBT said:

You would think he would keep his mouth shut and hope everyone just forgets about the 2017 WS.  I guess looking to blame our failures on factors outside of our control is part of human nature though.

Definitely Bellinger's nature

Love CC saying what needed to be said.

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1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:


This is what I envision Reddick’s role being
He’s small, but you know he can pull some crazy wwf shit... and when he’s suspended we don’t have to bitch about him taking playing time away from tucker

 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Some knife chops followed by the figure 4 should do it.

Dear Gawd, Josh Reddick has just broken him in half.  Aww, Gawd, they've got to stop this, it's making me sick.  We're tawking about a human being here, a man with a family. 

Even the Nationals are claiming a piece of victimhood. Strausburg today whined about all the reporters being at the Astros' field at spring training.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/nationals/2020/02/14/nationals-stephen-strasburg-mike-rizzo-astros-cheaters/4762334002/
Uh,..... ok?

...those same Astros that made him millions less than 4 months ago

Stfu

CC is my new favorite Astro.  Fuck Bellinger and the Dodgers.....he hit. 143 with 17 fucking Ks in the series. Maybe he should focus on himself. The Astros should have never even started to apologize,  in today's society it will never be good enough once you start down that road

They should go full heel mode now and embrace the hate. Lord knows road games will be a shitshow, probably guaranteed 25% higher attendance for every opponent 

Mother of God,  Correa is my best friend now

Here’s the thing

Play stupid game win stupid prizes

You don’t want to get your pants pulled down then don’t allow for your whole shit to get tumped over

Until something else happens you have to wear it like Correa is doing.

Play ball

They need to have Reddick yell out "Woooo!"  several times a game from the dug out, whether someone is on base or not. Do it at home and on the road. Have him stare right at the opposing third base coach and manager right before doing it just as the pitcher gets ready to deliver. Fuck with their minds big time.

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Dumbasses 

 

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Are those sold out in L yet?

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