6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits

[Machinator 32097]

[campcrunk 2331]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

As opposed to the "best in the business," who was absolutely all over the recruitment of Boyd, Hill, and, oh, I don't know, FOURTEEN other kids. and let's not forget the amazing "Gunnell Effect." That turned out great for him too. Whoop!

Edited September 28, 2018 by campcrunk

[campcrunk 2331]

DP.

Edited September 28, 2018 by campcrunk
Double post.

[Katfid54 8583]

"Don't have the funds right now"

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I don't understand why he's short of funding. He should be getting three of these from every single subscriber every month.

[Katfid54 8583]

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I don't understand why he's short of funding. He should be getting three of these from every single subscriber every month.

Not enough figs, imo.

[Bevo14 8226]

Is it possible to make more than 6 figs? What would the next number even be?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Not enough figs, imo.

[Katfid54 8583]

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Is it possible to make more than 6 figs? What would the next number even be?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

No funds.  So Hamm has come up short?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13000]

12 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

No funds.  So Hamm has come up short?

Couldn’t quite reach his goal.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

6 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Is it possible to make more than 6 figs? What would the next number even be?

[campcrunk 2331]

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Couldn’t quite reach his goal.

I'm sure it's only a little concern for him. He's probably more focused on the small details. The micro-level, if you will.

[Katfid54 8583]

13 hours ago, campcrunk said:

I'm sure it's only a little concern for him. He's probably more focused on the small details. The micro-level, if you will.

Are you implying that Hamm is the consummate micro manager?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

28 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Are you implying that Hamm is the consummate micro manager?

Hamm's  accounting skills dwarf in comparison to his management skills.  

[Leanderman 2256]

Needs to spend more time at the glory hole to increase his cash flow. His two for one specials is hurting his bottom line.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Hamms like that movie where no matter what choice the guy made in life turned to shit.
All of it brought onto himself though. Poor smurf

[Viper 11996]

butterfly effect?

[LoneStarBiker 145]

[TexasToast 728]

[Machinator 32097]

[UncleBuck 6444]

they're cute

[Scholz 11905]

Yes, RC didn't offer.

[Hiphopopotamos 20862]

FWIW - aggy currently has one LB commit rated higher than Gbenda on the composite.  

[LoneStarBiker 145]

Yeah that's total BS, they need LBs badly - everybody knows that and they would gladly take Gbenda. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22033]

11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

FWIW - aggy currently has one LB commit rated higher than Gbenda on the composite.  

And that guy was recently labeled an ATH and has no highlights from his Jr. year playing LB.  He may be playing it this year I have no idea.

[HtownHorn 14395]

6 minutes ago, LoneStarBiker said:

Yeah that's total BS, they need LBs badly - everybody knows that and they would gladly take Gbenda. 

They need everything badly on defense. Though I would love for Texas to have Madubuike, he's really the only guy on their current 2 deep I'd want.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1577]

They're getting deep in the Mississippi mud with Nakobe Dean.  If you want proof of impermissible benefits, watch where he ends up.

[HtownHorn 14395]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

And that guy was recently labeled an ATH and has no highlights from his Jr. year playing LB.  He may be playing it this year I have no idea.

and their LB from PA is taking visits elsewhere.

[UncleBuck 6444]

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

and their LB from PA is taking visits elsewhere.

well obviously aggy moved on from him a long time ago, then. 

[Leanderman 2256]

Didn't pass the forearms test

[Pato del Muerto 52232]

They’re pretty much full for 2019 so I guess the lb that graded out better decided to go elsewhere, pending Dean’s OV and all that mess. 

[Not a Sock 2308]

48 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

They're getting deep in the Mississippi mud with Nakobe Dean.  If you want proof of impermissible benefits, watch where he ends up.

Please aggy fuck with Georgia and Kirby.

[Longhornfrenzy 5509]

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[texasstrong12 4668]

Ausbon is a significant loss if he's out for an extended period. 

[jebusshuttlecock 200]

13 years later and these idiots still believe McNeal was better than Vince

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Hamm would cream his drawers if Jimbo would only put him in a headlock and dog cuss him.  Hamm never played a down of padded football, but he wants some of that Jimbo tough love.  Hamm wants a Reggie McNeal clone over VY?   Fucking fool.  

[Sejjr 3246]

Wait...did Hamm just quote Dan Hawkins as if that's a good thing? Yeah, Hawkins "said it best," finding himself out of a job. What a nimrod.

Trust me, if Tom Herman had manhandled a player on the field, they would not shut up about it. They still talk about the "titty twisting" from the bowl game every chance they get. 

Of course Jimbo manhandles his players. He's a real man! Not like that face kissing queer over in Austin! 

[TheFlagship 432]

4 minutes ago, jebusshuttlecock said:

13 years later and these idiots still believe McNeal was better than Vince

Is this really a thing??? I’ve heard the Johnny is better than VY nonsense but McNeal too? Lmao

[Hiphopopotamos 20862]

Jesus fucking Christ.  So Hornsby is a better passer and runner than VY - so he's Reggie McNeal?  That fucker really is delusional.

[po elvis 2070]

i guess it was McNeals' 53% completion rate compared to VY's 65% or his 128 QB Rating compared to VY's 163.

[Hiphopopotamos 20862]

Over/Under on how long before we hear about the Hornsby-effect?

[jebusshuttlecock 200]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Over/Under on how long before we hear about the Hornsby-effect?

he's already stated that hornsby, demas, and zach evans are going to play in college together.  so i guess now

[Chopper 17055]

Hamm has gone full-blown regard in a desperate attempt to sell passes to his facebook page and stave-off getting a job as a midget burger flipper. 

[Dennis Taylor 18644]

 

 

 

 

 

 

why do I suspect Hammster will have a different impression of Hornsby if he signs somewhere besides aggy... 

Edited October 1, 2018 by Dennis Taylor

[SA-KC_Horn 1293]

1 hour ago, po elvis said:

i guess it was McNeals' 53% completion rate compared to VY's 65% or his 128 QB Rating compared to VY's 163.

Aggy sees it as, the lower the number the close to #1.

Aggy wins again.

[You don't know me 1161]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Hamm has gone full-blown regard in a desperate attempt to sell passes to his facebook page and stave-off getting a job as a midget burger flipper. 

He went full regard a very long time ago.

[markstanco 12464]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

Please tell me somebody called him out on that.  Certainly there is at least one person that has half a brain. 

[The Other White Meat 39]

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Mr. Hamm, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[Chopper 17055]

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

He went full regard a very long time ago.

Damnit what a stupid mistake by me. Hopefully to frame it better, he's embraced his full regard and is playing midget roulette on a high interest loan.