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3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Got around to reading those texts.  I wanted to scream as the daughters seemed to settle on the best resolution being to coach their mother on lines to use to turn the attention to his affair so she could score argument points next time he wanted her to agree to more gang rapes.  WTF?  You should be telling her to leave immediately and nail his balls to the wall in the divorce.

I'm sure the daughters suffered mental abuse as well.  It's not easy growing up or making decisions in that environment. 

8 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Got around to reading those texts.  I wanted to scream as the daughters seemed to settle on the best resolution being to coach their mother on lines to use to turn the attention to his affair so she could score argument points next time he wanted her to agree to more gang rapes.  WTF?  You should be telling her to leave immediately and nail his balls to the wall in the divorce.

These were the same daughters that were coaching friends on how to leverage his position in the trump campaign to further their careers, right? They’re psychopaths.

16 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I think the best part so far is the fact that manafort’s daughters “weren’t pleased” to hear their Dad was forcing their mom to get gang-raped while he watched. 

 

I'm shocked I tell you. 

1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

I'm sure the daughters suffered mental abuse as well.  It's not easy growing up or making decisions in that environment. 

Daddy's never home and when he is, he brings a lot of other frightening bs.  Makes me want to take a 9 iron to the whole cabinet of this fat, wretched, bloated, orange ball of puss.  

Alright, we have had a cabinet of several cucks and wife beaters headed by a lets make fun of #me too dotard.   Beautiful.  Wanna know what Trump absolutely doesn't care about?  Female assault.  

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6 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Alright, we have had a cabinet of several cucks and wife beaters headed by a lets make fun of #me too dotard.   Beautiful.  Wanna know what Trump absolutely doesn't care about?  Female assault.  

Watch yourself son, or someone on #teamtrump is gonna make you fuck his wife! 

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Watch yourself son, or someone on #teamtrump is gonna make you fuck his wife! 

I wish a motherfucker (Jared) would.

I can see why Trump is so good at doing deals.  He's gives the other side whatever they want and asks for nothing in return.

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I've met 7-year-olds that could out-debate that motherfucker.

Sadly, his base thinks "No puppet! No puppet! You're the puppet!" is Oscar Wilde-level wit.

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

I don't know, it put a torpedo in Gary Hart almost immediately, among others.

Yeah, looking back that was weird. And it wasn't like she was super-young. Hart was old enough the be her dad, yes, but she was nowhere near jailbait. That whole thing was just so sordid....A fucking yacht called "Monkey Business." Just too perfect, and yeah, Hart didn't help himself with his reaction.

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Roger Stone put ads in the paper for guys to come fuck his wife

Paul Manafort got his wife gang-raped for his enjoyment, as revealed by texts that WikiLeaks had but didn't release (because it's a Russian psy-op).

Astonishing shit

 

Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty Thunderfuck. I wonder what Manafort was sticking up his ass as he watched, and how tight his nipple clamps were. 

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

This should play well with military vets.  Remember when you were fighting against the spread of Communism?  Well, fuck it.  

Vets are a mixed bag. Seems like the 20-year desk jockeys are still like "Well, at least that wife of that draft dodging Bill Clinton ain't the president." And then you bring up the bone spurs, and it's "Well at least that uppity colored fella ain't president." Or something about how John Kerry faked his records. 

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8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I can see why Trump is so good at doing deals.  He's gives the other side whatever they want and asks for nothing in return.

So true.  Chamberlain closed the Munich Agreement like a champ.   The secret is giving the other side what they want in exchange for nothing. 

51 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Got around to reading those texts.  I wanted to scream as the daughters seemed to settle on the best resolution being to coach their mother on lines to use to turn the attention to his affair so she could score argument points next time he wanted her to agree to more gang rapes.  WTF?  You should be telling her to leave immediately and nail his balls to the wall in the divorce.

Abuse victims normalize their experiences and it perverts their own moral outlooks. A nasty cycle.

How hard would it be for Mattis, Kelly, Pompeo, and Sessions to make Trump a PINO?

Like, well let him pretend to be POTUS for the cameras but we’re not going to give him any classified information or follow his orders.  We’ll just tell him everything he wants to do is unconstitutional or make up some other bullshit since he’s a fucking idiot.

These were the same daughters that were coaching friends on how to leverage his position in the trump campaign to further their careers, right? They’re psychopaths.


i prosecute sex crimes. that’s a learned behavior and very common for kids that come from households like that. extremely common.
9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

How hard would it be for Mattis, Kelly, Pompeo, and Sessions to make Trump a PINO?

Like, well let him pretend to be POTUS for the cameras but we’re not going to give him any classified information or follow his orders.  We’ll just tell him everything he wants to do is unconstitutional or make up some other bullshit since he’s a fucking idiot.

All it takes is Stephen Miller to run to him and say, "Sir, they didn't actually do X" and Trump's on Twitter... 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

All it takes is Stephen Miller to run to him and say, "Sir, they didn't actually do X" and Trump's on Twitter... 

Trump’s words have no meaning anymore so...

31 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I can see why Trump is so good at doing deals.  He's gives the other side whatever they want and asks for nothing in return.

And then he just runs away and hides when the bills come due. Art of the Deal! 

5 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


i prosecute sex crimes. that’s a learned behavior and very common for kids that come from households like that. extremely common.

 

Well don’t I feel like a dick.

 

The party of FAMILY VALUES!! will be along shortly to condemn this perversion.

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

How hard would it be for Mattis, Kelly, Pompeo, and Sessions to make Trump a PINO?

Like, well let him pretend to be POTUS for the cameras but we’re not going to give him any classified information or follow his orders.  We’ll just tell him everything he wants to do is unconstitutional or make up some other bullshit since he’s a fucking idiot.

What would stop him from firing them?  I think it's 25A or bust.

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

What would stop him from firing them?  

Self interest.  

He can’t politically afford to fire Sessions, Mattis, Pompeo, or Kelly.

Trump has never cared about actually governing.

He only cares about the perception of being a strong president and how he can personally profit off the office.

He can do all that without exercising any real power.  Just keep holding rallies, play some golf, do some PR stunts, watch TV, tweet crazy shit, and keep Putin happy. 

Let the professionals run the government.

NFL distraction time again. 

 

Edited by 4th&Five

3 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Conservative Heroes

 

I hate picking on the stupid kids, but sometimes I feel compelled. You do know that Roseanne is a socialist who supports Occupy and BLM, right?

So the alt right were the real cucks all along?  Shocking.  

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

NFL distraction time again. 

 

Lol.  Our president is telling a private company how to discipline their employees.  Nothing abnormal about that.  Fuck that fucking fuck.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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How many ladies in this photo had sex with Trump?

We know of at least two..


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That would be the only thing that could ruin SJU. 

I’m certainly not a fan of Goodell, but I’d love to see him tell Trump to eat a dick.

The NFL owners love Goodell.  

He’s the perfect bad guy everyone loves to hate while he rakes in the cash. 

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Sign of the times.  

36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

That would be the only thing that could ruin SJU. 

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15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What??? They’re complete hypocrites? My entire world is shaken to its core right now. 

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

What??? They’re complete hypocrites? My entire world is shaken to its core right now. 

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I now know for a fact that whener R are accusing or saying something about someone they are projecting what they are doing 

cuck- well Stone etc

Faimly values- lolol

Gay marriage - they getting fucked by a guy

etc

  

54 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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How many ladies in this photo had sex with Trump?

We know of at least two..

As many as he paid in the future.  Ladies man..... as long as he pays for it.

 

24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Always the most hypocritical group in the country.....

According to the Russians (which could be bullshit), Ecuador will be handing over (evicting) Jullian Assange to the UK authorities within a week or two.

not linking RT or Breitbart but that’s who is reporting it... and they would be the first to know (heh).

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

The party of FAMILY VALUES!! will be along shortly to condemn this perversion.

I have hated those cunts since 1987.

I hate picking on the stupid kids, but sometimes I feel compelled. You do know that Roseanne is a socialist who supports Occupy and BLM, right?

...and Trump, which is the relevant part.
5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

According to the Russians (which could be bullshit), Ecuador will be handing over (evicting) Jullian Assange to the UK authorities within a week or two.

not linking RT or Breitbart but that’s who is reporting it... and they would be the first to know (heh).

Please please, let U.K. Have a crack at him

2 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Please please, let U.K. Have a crack at him

I would trade Butina for Assange in a heartbeat.

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I would trade Butina for Assange in a heartbeat.

Agreed, one way ticket to whatever enchanted interrogation centers we have around the globe lol

Assange should be shipped straight to Guantanamo.

Unfortunately, our current government would give him a free pass instead of the waterboarding he deserves.

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Jesus it really is taking all she has to stay by that traitor’s side. Can’t say I feel sorry for her. She chose to be with a traitor. 

 

35 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

According to the Russians (which could be bullshit), Ecuador will be handing over (evicting) Jullian Assange to the UK authorities within a week or two.

not linking RT or Breitbart but that’s who is reporting it... and they would be the first to know (heh).

 

25 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I would trade Butina for Assange in a heartbeat.

does putin have ecuador by the fuzzies?

9 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

All three of you are dumb. If it doesn't come from a tit, it's not milk. Almonds don't have tits. 

Wait.  You're telling me that "milking table" porn is a lie?  'Cause it's real to me dammit!!!

 

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Look at the smile on that ole poondog's face. It's like he's making a mental checklist of all the sexual assault and improprieties that are on that nights agenda. 

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