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We went in looking for a '25 model they had listed. Salesman said it was in back and was gone for about 10 minutes. He came up in a '26 model and said he couldn't find the '25. We drove it but I told him we were really wanting a 25 model they were willing to deal on. He said he thought he could make us a good offer on the '26 and went to talk to his manager. He was gone about 10 minutes and I told my wife that I knew they wouldn't make any deals on a '26 and that if he couldn't find the '25  we were going to walk. 5 minutes later he came back with the keys to the '25 model he "found" and never brought up the '26. IDK if they really do but it was odd that the sign was on the wall behind the cubicles.  

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5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

The real moral of the story is: Always be willing to walk away without a car.

When he dropped the line “you really need to be in THIS car”, I told him they made about 40,000 of them this year so if I don’t buy this one, I bet I can find another one. 

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On 8/31/2025 at 3:36 PM, Rimbo said:

Musescore can suck my dick.

They more or less have a monopoly on sheet music nowadays, so you have to use them. But they have a deceptive interface that tricks you into agreeing to a $60 subscription fee. It's caught me twice. After the first time, I'm trying very hard to make sure I get the non-subscription purchase, and I still somehow ended up getting it.

And they're refusing to give me a refund.

Had no idea John Deere was in the music business. 

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11 hours ago, Rimbo said:

The real moral of the story is: Always be willing to walk away without a car.

Texas calculates tax on the difference between the new car and the trade in.

California taxes the cost of the new car.

I didn't know that... so I sat in the dealership with my spreadsheet haggling the $30/month. At 9PM, they finally relented and I drove away with the price I was willing to pay.

Two ways to go about buying a car - walking away, or clear your schedule and be willing to grind them until the late hours.

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55 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Two ways to go about buying a car - walking away, or clear your schedule and be willing to grind them until the late hours.

Here's the thing. If you're willing to walk away, you're going to get the "grind until the late hours" price, but without the grind. Because that salesman knows that if he doesn't give it to you, the next dealer will. 

My most recent car was driven down to me (and the trade-in driven back up) from the next county up, because that guy was going to give me the car I wanted at the price I wanted. And they're perfectly happy to drive all over SoCal if they make the sale. 

You have all the power, and no matter what they say, they know that.

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53 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

What’s worse Diahrrea or constipation?  

Diarrhea from Peruvian street food is WAAAAAYYYY worse than the worst constipation from eating Wendy's and Thundercloud subs for an entire week. 

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Diarrhea from Peruvian street food is WAAAAAYYYY worse than the worst constipation from eating Wendy's and Thundercloud subs for an entire week. 

Monday: Peruvian street food,
Tuesday: Wendy’s,
Wednesday: Peruvian street food,
Thursday: Thundercloud,
Friday: Peruvian street food
Step 3: Profit!
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3 hours ago, General Specific said:


Monday: Peruvian street food,
Tuesday: Wendy’s,
Wednesday: Peruvian street food,
Thursday: Thundercloud,
Friday: Peruvian street food
Step 3: Profit!

2005: Wendy's, Thundercloud, Wendy's, Thundercloud > Sitting on the can at work birthing a poop the size of a pepsi can.

2010: Peruvian fried chicken with amazing chili paste > Sitting on the can at 11AM, liquid squirting out my ass and puking into a trash can concurrently. Again at 1AM, 3AM, 6AM. Checking out of the hotel at 10AM, and promptly checking back in because of cramps and cold sweats. I lay in bed until our 5PM bus from Machu Pichu back to Cusco, and then held on to a barf bag for 3 hours on verge of throwing up any remaining stomach acid.

 

That was probably the worst food poisoning I ever had. Second worst was after we had an amazing dinner on a beach in Bali (on our honeymoon).

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On 8/29/2025 at 4:51 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

I just discovered that there’s a young woman working for the local ABC affiliate whose name is Kellyanne Stitts. That’s awkward. 

I saw Kellyanne doing a sideline report at a high school game last night and her introduction was as awkward as you’d expect. (I only saw her name displayed on the screen before.) Maybe I’m being childish but if they don’t leave some space between her first and last name and if you’re not paying close attention then you’re going to hear it wrong and I find that terribly amusing. I searched YouTube and found lots of examples. (Turns out she’s been with the local ABC affiliate for a couple years — shows you how much I watch them.)

It would be better if she were hot and busty but here’s one example. I just can’t see her going far in broadcasting with that name. It has to invite snickers, right?

 

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I’m out in the neighborhood a couple times a day, every day and notice everything - typically some trash on the ground a contractor has left, nothing earth shattering.  This was out there this week, and I’m honesty shocked.  This rock is probably 5 yards from my property line, right up on the road, so I see it multiple times a day, every day.
 

How did a turtle get up on that rock?  How was it there long enough to die and decompose? How did I not see it until the absolute end stage as it is now? I feel like that’s a multiple week process, no? The fox (guessing) shit on there is a nice touch. Turtles aren’t a thing in this neighborhood- lived here 25yrs and have never seen one wandering around lost. 

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