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Posted
2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Dickheads

 

Alex, I'll take "campus groups that are against all variety of fun and whose full sexual repertoire consists of date rape and guilty crying/masturbating to interracial cuck porn in the dark" for $500.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

guilty crying/masturbating to interracial cuck porn in the dark"

Let us not be too quick to judge others here on the Surl. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If this isn't his campaign slogan, I don't want to live on this planet anymore:

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drug testing should be mandatory 

Posted (edited)

I can't speak as intelligently on the THC debate, other than my continued view that our state leadership sucks donkey taint.

But I do have personal experience with synthetically produced narcotics, namely Delta 9 and most recently, Kratom.  Not to hijack a thread with family trauma, but last year my stepson went into rehab after a Delta 9 addiction helped throw him off the rails his first year of college.  My wife and I read up on synthetic Delta 9, which for some kids with ADHD (like him) and other related mental developmental disorders, it can really fuck up your brain wiring in a way that natural pot does not.  And most recently, he relapsed with Kratom.  And what's the similarity with the two?  He was able to freely buy both in most convenience stores in town.  While Kratom, like THC, is a naturally-occurring plant, its synthetic derivatives can produce symptoms and resulting addiction very similar to opioids.  It's just bad bad shit, and reports of overdosing on Kratom are growing.  While my stepson has some personal accountability in all this, I have growing anger over the fact that stores can legally peddle this crap to 18-year-olds.  

So as much as Dan Patrick's THC crusade may have been yet another annoying waste of time our MAGA controlled state government, I'm increasingly in favor of laws to curb or ban over-the-counter sales of this synthetic bullshit.

tl;dr - Dan Patrick and Kratom can both get fucked.

Edited by South Austin
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Posted
19 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

this shit still.... SLAPS. watch this, you're gonna love my nuts

 

Based on the world post-Trump, there is non-zero chance this guy is our future President. He has the gift of gab, and the Right could be convinced of anyone if the candidate falsely embraces Christianity and promises to punish others.

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Based on the world post-Trump, there is non-zero chance this guy is our future President. He has the gift of gab, and the Right could be convinced of anyone if the candidate falsely embraces Christianity and promises to punish others.

All hail the nuts! Watch them!

Posted
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Carter.

Damnit. Would it be better to have a conventionally worthless and incompetent rep or an actively insane one? I guess I should remember the law of Texas politics: it only ever gets worse.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Carter.

To tell you how long that fucker has been around, I had my worst performance ever at a hearing in front of him as a judge as like a 3rd year lawyer (I stepped on my own dick for the entire hearing till I kinda saved a bit of it with a good closing).  And I've been practicing law for three fucking decades now.  Jesus, these fuckers just camp in the capitol now.



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