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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Great AB by Castro as well! 

Fantastic plate discipline by both Castro and Chas

The real magic number is 2 against the pale hosers. 
never worried about the division but Chicago might not lose. 1 with reds and 3 with Tigers. Mariners were always going to lose a couple down the stretch imo. 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Fantastic plate discipline by both Castro and Chas

Castro putting up a productive AB like that as a veteran should be expected. Really impressed by Chaz. That’s a big situation, down a run and scuffling, for a rook with a 35% k percentage. 

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Hey Maton is 5-0 fuckers

Lmao

Remember that one year Juan Agosto started 10-0?

Cash really fucked that inning up. See, even good managers make mistakes. 

Man the Dodgers or Giants are not going to like having that one gamer against the Cardinals. Would be too funny if the Dodgers go down.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Man the Dodgers or Giants are not going to like having that one gamer against the Cardinals. Would be too funny if the Dodgers go down.

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2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Man the Dodgers or Giants are not going to like having that one gamer against the Cardinals. Would be too funny if the Dodgers go down.

 

rule #1 - win the division, avoid that WC game

Is there any doubt Olson makes this play if the Astros need him not to?

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gonna do this tomorrow with the home fans. 

3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

This one's for all the haterz.....

 

 

samesies.

4 hours ago, Gourmand said:

This one's for all the haterz.....

 

 

Following Dusty's lead... Early morning score check pays off.

Me too. 438 am took a leak and found we hadn’t clinched (but got good news on Dodgers not gaining ground)

FFS who are the scrubs Hinch is trotting out there in the final two games?  Just need to get to 94 wins.

Two outs with the bases empty in the top of the 8th on an 0-2 count?? Motherfucker did it on purpose and needs to get his ass beat into the ground.

God I hate Joe Kelly. I really wish Marisnick would have charged the mound and beat that ass.

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Two outs with the bases empty in the top of the 8th on an 0-2 count?? Motherfucker did it on purpose and needs to get his ass beat into the ground.

Seriously.  Fucker threw two strikes to make sure everybody knew the beanball was intentional.

34 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

God I hate Joe Kelly. I really wish Marisnick would have charged the mound and beat that ass.

It’s just so bizarre that he became the Dodger’s enforcer against all things Astros when he wasn’t even on their 2017 team. 

Edited by TonyTexas

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s just so bizarre that he became the Dodger’s enforcer against all things Astros when he wasn’t even on their 2017 team. 

AND he was ON 2018 Boston.

His obsession with it is absolutely bizarre and he deserves a suspension since his bitch ass is a reliever and gets to avoid the consequences of getting a fastball in the ribs for doing shit like this.  I wish a reporter would grow some nuts and ask him if he's going to bean himself since he played on a team that was also stealing signs.

Edited by kevwun

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s just so bizarre that he became the Dodger’s enforcer against all things Astros when he wasn’t even on their 2017 team. 

He's just that kind of a special asshole.

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s just so bizarre that he became the Dodger’s enforcer against all things Astros when he wasn’t even on their 2017 team. 

Like I said in the other thread, it's for show. Players don't really care because they know how widespread sign stealing was. I doubt Joe Kelly really cares. He's entertaining the mob.

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Like I said in the other thread, it's for show. Players don't really care because they know how widespread sign stealing was. I doubt Joe Kelly really cares. He's entertaining the mob.

He wants to be relevant, and this is pretty much his only way to do that. It’ll probably turn out just as well for him as it has for Bauer…can’t wait.

Edited by IDIOTsavant

Also, let’s quit dicking around and lock up the division tonight, fellas. 

Wrap it up like you are about to fuck a $2 whore in Kansas City boys

Fucking Maverick.

And Siri is giving me Straw flashbacks.

Siri is becoming less and less of someone i want in a playoff game lol.

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Siri is becoming less and less of someone i want in a playoff game lol.

Ya seems really immature

Garcia sucking early tonight. Usually he waits until the 2nd half of the game. 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Siri is becoming less and less of someone i want in a playoff game lol.

I agree. Chas should get most of the starts. 

1 minute ago, Jacob McCandles said:

Siri seems like he has a lot of Gomez-like traits

Hoping for more Juan Soto than Carlos Gomez.

Yeah- don’t get the Siri stuff. I’m fine with him (and support) the idea of having him as a pinch running specialist in the playoffs but he’s our 3rd best CF (4th if you count Tucker) and I’d just as soon not count on him to be any big part of the team going forward. He got scorching hot in AAA at the beginning of the year but he’s got too much swing and miss and at 26/27 he’s not going to be much better than he is right now. 

Trying to follow last nights game plan and get no hit half the game....bold strategy

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Garcia sucking early tonight. Usually he waits until the 2nd half of the game. 

He got 3 outs that inning and then a middling ground ball to the 4th hitter. I’m going to give him a break on that last inning. 

Love a good 3-6-3

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