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the note was actually going to be for your psychiatrist.  He's doing an awful job, by the way. 

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

the note was actually going to be for your psychiatrist.  He's doing an awful job, by the way. 

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Why are you seeing a dermatologist for your mental issues?  

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'll tell the boss. Wait...I am the boss. FUCK ME.

I have 1 call at 11 Central and then done for the day! 

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

Dude, nobody works Friday afternoons in the Summer.  If you need me to write you a note, I got that kinda power.  early liquid lunch on Friday with Spain/Switzerland.  Followed by some euro-nationalist slurs on here to upset ZtejasProbably work during Italy/Belgium honestly so I can not feel like I have anything to do workwise over the holiday weekend.  Then find a happy hour spot for the early Copa match.  Then wait until Independence Day to drink and make more slurs on here to bother ZtejasMonday's gonna be the shitty day, hangover, no football matches, and I'm the only sucker probably working that day with everybody else rolling their holiday over.  

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6 hours ago, Lobo said:

Dude, nobody works Friday afternoons in the Summer.  If you need me to write you a note, I got that kinda power.  early liquid lunch on Friday with Spain/Switzerland.  Followed by some euro-nationalist slurs on here to upset ZtejasProbably work during Italy/Belgium honestly so I can not feel like I have anything to do workwise over the holiday weekend.  Then find a happy hour spot for the early Copa match.  Then wait until Independence Day to drink and make more slurs on here to bother ZtejasMonday's gonna be the shitty day, hangover, no football matches, and I'm the only sucker probably working that day with everybody else rolling their holiday over.  

fixe

6 hours ago, Lobo said:

Dude, nobody works Friday afternoons in the Summer.  If you need me to write you a note, I got that kinda power.  early liquid lunch on Friday with Spain/Switzerland.  Followed by some euro-nationalist slurs on here to upset ZtejasProbably work during Italy/Belgium honestly so I can not feel like I have anything to do workwise over the holiday weekend.  Then find a happy hour spot for the early Copa match.  Then wait until Independence Day to drink and make more slurs on here to bother ZtejasMonday's gonna be the shitty day, hangover, no football matches, and I'm the only sucker probably working that day with everybody else rolling their holiday over.  

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Incredible game last night. I loved it when after a goal they dropped the house lights to all green.  Hopefully last night was a tipping point and not just that Portland sucks.  
 

I was really impressed with Pereira’s long distribution last night.  He’s gonna be a playmaker. 

23 minutes ago, The Maestro said:

Incredible game last night. I loved it when after a goal they dropped the house lights to all green.  Hopefully last night was a tipping point and not just that Portland sucks.  
 

I was really impressed with Pereira’s long distribution last night.  He’s gonna be a playmaker. 

Shit, wrong thread, sorry

34 minutes ago, The Maestro said:

Shit, wrong thread, sorry

Yeah, I don't think Austin will every qualify for the Euros. One can hope, though.

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yeah, I don't think Austin will every qualify for the Euros. One can hope, though.

No, of course they wouldn't qualify. UEFA knows the type of pain Austin FC would bring to Europe if they were allowed to play!

5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yeah, I don't think Austin will every qualify for the Euros. One can hope, though.

If you let in Greece, you've gotta open up the gates for everyone else.

18 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

exhibition Expansion talk not going away

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no, it's exhibition talk.  the austin green trees are not a "future tense" topic.  they are absolutely a real living breathing playing exhibition participant.

21 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'll tell the boss. Wait...I am the boss. FUCK ME.

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16 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

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He even looks like Ritchie Valents. 
 

let’s go Roja!   Fuck the Nazi Financiers!

Spain is the real first team, and they ain’t gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.  Spain 3-1, final answer 

Should Derek Rae get laryngitis and suddenly become unable to utter another syllable, it might be conclusive proof of a merciful deity.

Shaqiri with the olympico attempt.

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It’s bugging me that Spain is in white and Swiss in Red, should be the other way around.  I’m just now getting used to it. 

4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

oooo nutmeg...

Swiss gonna bag one.. its coming 

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